Greetings Friends old and new!

[Rachel_Pierce]

Greetings Friends,

It's been too long since I was last in Freehold. I think it was last year at Daisy Mae's summer barbeque? Apologies for the long delay in joining this wonderful Godly place. I had planned to join earlier, but another stint inside for doing God's work put pay to that idea.

Did you know you can actually get put in Prison for assaulting a homer? They call it a 'hate crime' here in Massachusetts?? Yet, isn't BEING a fag a 'hate crime' to us Christians?? Just a thought.

Anyways, I'm finally on parole, and looking forward to contributing to God's Favourite Forum! Amen!

Oh, talking of homers, I found this rather interesting video on yourtube that you all might enjoy. You've probably all seen the short version, but the full 12 minute documentary versions explains everything you ever wanted to know about homers, how they rape, kidnap and murder children and all sorts of things like that. *shudder*

Enjoy!

Rachel

[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings Friends old and new!

Wecome Rachel, to Gods Favorite Forum™! I am sure you are glad to be out of the pokey. Nothing boils my blood more than to see a Godly person penalized for doing the right thing. These Lie-Brals have got to go.
I am sure you have a lot of catching up to do on the outside. What Chuch will you be attending?

[Rachel_Pierce]

Re: Greetings Friends old and new!

I am sure you have a lot of catching up to do on the outside. What Chuch will you be attending?

I haven't found a Church that meets my needs here yet, sir. Most so-called Churches around this area are full of fag-enablers, queer-lovers, darkies, cattylicks, and similar trash.

I went to look at one of the Local Baptist Churches last night, but the so-called Pastor was a great fat greasy pig, and I know from the Bible that God detests fat folks. Pigs who turn their perfect bodies that God gave them into great grease-dripping junkyards. It's repulsive!

There should be Laws in place to ban folks like that from restraunts and cake shops. They should put weighing scales outside all restraunts, and make all fatties weigh themselves before being allowed in, or banned until they lose some of their blubber.

I don't know about you, but I can't eat in a restraunt if theres fat people in there, stuffing their huge faces like there's no tomorrow. Fatties are a bad influence on kids, and something must be done to stop our Godly Country from falling into some huge big obese pie! In fact, they ought to make obesity a crime, punishable by death. Isn't that what God wants? He wants all fat people to take a knife to their own throat, just like he said Proverbs 23:2. Shout Glory!

Still, I'm sure I'll find a nice Bapist Church soon, because I know baby Jesus is looking out for me. He'll guide me to the place I'm meant to be.

Amen.

[HTannor]

Re: Greetings Friends old and new!

I'm glad you're out of prison. It must have been horrible being in there with all those dykes, darkies, and lustful latin lolitas.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Greetings Friends old and new!

Greetings Rachel! Welcome to God's favorite forum! That was a wonderfully instructive film you posted. The internets are a good place to find older instructive video films like that.

Nowadays, your liberal media would never produce anything as honest and instructive as that! Look what has become of God's Favorite County™!

I'm also glad to here your not a Hellbound fatty. There are very few saved people of larger carriage. We have a few on this Godly board, but I understand their issues are glandular, a test from Jesus I guess. The Lord does work in mysterious ways sometime!