Hello!

[The Hostile Apostle]

I have been asked to make an introduction thread.

Hello all.

I am The Hostile Apostle. I am married with kids. I have come here to learn. I am from the south so of course I already have a good baseline.

I hope to blend in quietly as I learn my way around.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello!

Welcome to God's favorite forum. What church do you attend? What's your favorite Bible verse?

Please take a look at our church doctrines HERE for an overview of what Landover Baptist is about.

[The Hostile Apostle]

Re: Hello!

Welcome to God's favorite forum.

Thank you sir.

What church do you attend?

None currently.

What's your favorite Bible verse?

I always enjoyed The Beatitudes

Please take a look at our church doctrines HERE for an overview of what Landover Baptist is about.

Noted. I will read it thoroughly.

[godsangel]

Re: Hello!

I believe you will find this forum to be most helpful on your way to salvation.

Already I have been given some wonderful insights as to the correct lifestyle.

[The Hostile Apostle]

Re: Hello!

I believe you will find this forum to be most helpful on your way to salvation.

Already I have been given some wonderful insights as to the correct lifestyle.

I have already seen much wisdom. Much to learn there is.............

[JennyD]

Re: Hello!

I have been asked to make an introduction thread.

Hello all.

I am The Hostile Apostle. I am married with kids. I have come here to learn. I am from the south so of course I already have a good baseline.

I hope to blend in quietly as I learn my way around.

Why are you hostile? Toward whom?

[godsangel]

Re: Hello!

I have already seen much wisdom. Much to learn there is.............

I want to study under Pastor Ezekiel. Well I want to study with the man in Pastor Ezekiel's avatar.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Hello!

I want to study under Pastor Ezekiel. Well I want to study with the man in Pastor Ezekiel's avatar.

You'll soon find yourself studying under Sister Thumper's tires.

[The Hostile Apostle]

Re: Hello!

I want to study under Pastor Ezekiel. Well I want to study with the man in Pastor Ezekiel's avatar.

I would certainly be mindful of your word selection. That first part made me think you were catholic.

I was uncomfortable.

[godsangel]

Re: Hello!

I am deeply saddened. I must apologize to the good Pastor.

I read his user title, and thought I might learn from him. However, he feels I am mocking him.

[godsangel]

Re: Hello!

I would certainly be mindful of your word selection. That first part made me think you were catholic.

I was uncomfortable.

Catholicism is too much work.

[The Hostile Apostle]

Re: Hello!

I am deeply saddened. I must apologize to the good Pastor.

I read his user title, and thought I might learn from him. However, he feels I am mocking him.

Why would you come here and try to mock a man of god?

I will pray for you until I can get my helpful hands on you. A/S/W/H

[godsangel]

Re: Hello!

Why would you come here and try to mock a man of god?

I will pray for you until I can get my helpful hands on you. A/S/W/H

I am not mocking him. I think he is a source for knowledge and possesses a wealth of knowledge.

I hoped he would be kind enough to impart some of his wisdom on me - so I may become a better person.

Alas, I was mistaken.

[The Hostile Apostle]

Re: Hello!

I am not mocking him. I think he is a source for knowledge and possesses a wealth of knowledge.

I hoped he would be kind enough to impart some of his wisdom on me - so I may become a better person.

Alas, I was mistaken.

I think he will in time. We have to be patient. The answers come in gods time or near an election.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Hello!

Good evening, Mr. Hostile Apostle. You seem like a goodly man of God. Welcome to Landover.