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  • "Redneck" Jones
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    • Jul 2009
    • 2
    #1

    Jeramiah "Redneck" Jones reporting for Jesus!

    Hello, fellow followers of Christ! I am Jeramiah Jones, but people down in this blessed South call me "Redneck" Jones.
    God has led me in the right direction to this wonderful paradise. Recently in my hometown of Blackwood, Alabamba, the Pastor of our church of true believers of Christ moved to Oklahoma to preach the word of Jesus there. With no Pastor to help us follow the right path, things have gotten worse. CATHOLICS have set up shop here!
    I don't want my wife Izabel, 9 beautiful children, and 14 hound dogs to be corrupted by these Mary worshipping, Pope loving scoundrels! To defend the true faith and word of God, I chased two of those converting heathens off my property with my 12 gauge last week.
    So with a prayer to the Almighty Lord, he has led me here to this salvation of a forums!
    So here I am, continuing to praise the True Lord and refusing to give in to those heathens!
    God bless America!
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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2026
      • 15118
      #2
      Re: Jeramiah "Redneck" Jones reporting for Jesus!

      Welcome Jeremiah.
      You sound like a good Bible believing Christian.

      Do you have a favorite Bible Verse?
      You really should learn to spell your own name.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        • St. Francis
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          • Jul 2009
          • 9
          #3
          Re: Jeramiah "Redneck" Jones reporting for Jesus!

          Er, Talitha, why are you agaisn't woman having the right to vote?

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            • "Redneck" Jones
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Jul 2009
              • 2
              #4
              Re: Jeramiah "Redneck" Jones reporting for Jesus!

              Yes I do. Actually I love every part of the Bible as it is one's essential tool for eternal salvation. I am fond of 1 Corithians 11:27-34, however, for it teaches us to judge ourselves so that we may not be judged.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453
                  #5
                  Re: Jeramiah "Redneck" Jones reporting for Jesus!

                  Originally posted by St. Francis View Post
                  Er, Talitha, why are you agaisn't woman having the right to vote?
                  Wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy off topic. Nicely done!
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29453
                      #6
                      Re: Jeramiah "Redneck" Jones reporting for Jesus!

                      Hi RJ, welcome to God's Favorite Forum™, where spelling, proper grammar and sentence structure is expected.
                      You have no idea how many stupid clods and children have come here today that are incapable of a proper introduction like you have done. Thank you


                      You seem like a fine fellow. Tell me, what do you hunt? What do you use? I am an avid hunter and love to talk about the Godly sport.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Vavoline Johnson
                          Mammy
                          Forum Member
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 960
                          #7
                          Re: Jeramiah "Redneck" Jones reporting for Jesus!

                          Originally posted by St. Francis View Post
                          Er, Talitha, why are you agaisn't woman having the right to vote?
                          Well, did you read what I be saying on the Cripples Votin thread? It fo da same reason.
                          Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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