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  • God is my light
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    • Aug 2009
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    #1

    Hello Fellow Christians

    It's really nice to meet you, I've been looking for a forum like this for a long while, but finally Jesus led me here
    Praise The Lord!
  • God is my light
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    #2
    Re: Hello Fellow Christians

    Originally posted by God is my light View Post
    It's really nice to meet you, I've been looking for a forum like this for a long while, but finally Jesus led me here
    Praise The Lord!
    Excuse me friends! Why am I un unsaved trash? I love God, praise him and live by his word just like you do!

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    • Brother Lazarus
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      Forum Member
      • Jul 2008
      • 1062

      #3
      Re: Hello Fellow Christians

      Welcome to God's favorite forum where proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence structure are always appreciated.

      Are you man or woman? What sins have you committed of which Jesus has forgiven you? What church do you attend? What are some of your favorite A.V. King James Bible verses?

      Please consider tithing!
      Yours in Christ
      Bother Lazarus
      In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Hello Fellow Christians

        Originally posted by God is my light View Post
        Excuse me friends! Why am I un unsaved trash? I love god, praise him and live by his word just like yu do!
        If you love God, why don't you respect Him enough to capitalize His name?

        Please tell us about yourself, friend. Tell us about the Church you attend, how you came to find Jesus, and so on.

        All new posters are treated as unsaved trash until we get clearance on you from the DOF. You can't be too careful.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • God is my light
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          #5
          Re: Hello Fellow Christians

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          If you love God, why don't you respect Him enough to capitalize His name?

          Please tell us about yourself, friend. Tell us about the Church you attend, how you came to find Jesus, and so on.

          All new posters are treated as unsaved trash until we get clearance on you from the DOF. You can't be too careful.
          My bad! I must edit that message, can you please do it for me? I don't really know how to do that! I hope God will forgive me

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Hello Fellow Christians

            Originally posted by God is my light View Post
            My bad! I must edit that message, can you please do it for me? I don't really know how to do that! I hope God will forgive me
            Fixed.


            Now please answer my questions.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Brother Lazarus
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              • Jul 2008
              • 1062

              #7
              Re: Hello Fellow Christians

              Originally posted by God is my light View Post
              My bad! I must edit that message, can you please do it for me? I don't really know how to do that! I hope God will forgive me
              Instead of worrying about an error in a past post, how about answering the questions that have be posed to you?

              That would be the polite thing for a guest, such as you, to do.

              Please be careful about the spelling, grammar, etc!

              Thanks!

              Yous in Christ
              Brother Lazarus
              In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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              • God is my light
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                • Aug 2009
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                #8
                Re: Hello Fellow Christians

                Originally posted by Brother Lazarus View Post
                Instead of worrying about an error in a past post, how about answering the questions that have be posed to you?

                That would be the polite thing for a guest, such as you, to do.

                Please be careful about the spelling, grammar, etc!

                Thanks!

                Yous in Christ
                Brother Lazarus
                I'm a white male, almost 29 years old. I've made many sins but I'm too ashamed to tell you. The only thing that matters is that God has forgiven me.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Hello Fellow Christians

                  Originally posted by God is my light View Post
                  I'm a white male, almost 29 years old. I've made many sins but I'm too ashamed to tell you. The only thing that matters is that God has forgiven me.
                  There's no need for shame or fear here on God's favorite forum, pal. All have sinned before God, but through Christ's cleansing blood, our sins can be washed clean. Your testimony is valuable to all who read these pages.

                  What Church do you attend? How many soldiers for Christ have you produced? What's your wife's best pie?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 2241

                    #10
                    Re: Hello Fellow Christians

                    Originally posted by God is my light View Post
                    I'm a white male, almost 29 years old. I've made many sins but I'm too ashamed to tell you. The only thing that matters is that God has forgiven me.

                    I would advise caution there in prematurely declaring yourself forgiven. Please ask one of the pastors here for some private counseling to make sure you have indeed repented properly.
                    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                    • God is my light
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                      • Aug 2009
                      • 7

                      #11
                      Re: Hello Fellow Christians

                      I would like to produce more and more God's Soldier, but unfortunately I don'have enough money to make some more! I just have 2 white sons for now, but I would like to have at least 10!
                      @Metatron
                      I think you're right, I think I'll ask the pastors, it's better being sure than being doomed for all eternity

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29457

                        #12
                        Re: Hello Fellow Christians

                        You could certainly work more, there are 24 hours in a day. Do not your children work or are they rotten lay-abouts?
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Hello Fellow Christians

                          Originally posted by God is my light View Post
                          I would like to produce more and more God's Soldier, but unfortunately I don'have enough money to make some more! I just have 2 white sons for now, but I would like to have at least 10!
                          Are you buying them from someplace? Why does it take money to have more sons?

                          If a person is Saved(c), then the Lord will provide. He expects Christians to populate the world. Better get busy, because the mudslimes are producing like rabbits!



                          You seem to be avoiding my question on which Church you attend, friend. Do you have something to hide?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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