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I suppose I should probably introduce myself, having registered and begun posting and whatnot. My name is Zephania Birch, second cousin to the late Havelock Birch, who saw the Light of Christ some two or three years ago now, and was responsible for the entire Birch family's conversion to Ture Christianity(TM), save for a few who were disowned and summirarily executed, as the LORD God commanded in His law.
Havelock, and my brother Ezekiel (not to be confused with Landover's very own Pastor Ezekiel) died n tragic circumstances earlier this month whilst preaching the word of the LORD outside a Mudslum hellhole "mosque" in our native Britain. Havelock was struck on the back of the head with a huge copy of the Q'ran thrown by a ghastly looking Mudslum preacher from an upper window, before Ezekiel, unable to properly defend himself thanks to the liberal homer gun control laws of this God-forsaken country, was tied down and stoned to death by the rabid members of the mosque-cult who reportedly shouted "How dare you enter a Muslim area!" whilst burning images of Jesus and sodomizing each other.
By the time members of the Ministry of Religious Intelligence had arrived, not much remained of the two bodies (as they had been stripped to the bone and cannibalised by the brutal mudslum homer terrorists). A small private funeral was held for them both before we returned to the mosque to torch this vile affront to God in the name of His son, Jesus Christ.
I discovered this forum purely by accident whilst checking through my brother's computer memory earlier this week, and I have decided that since my brother and cousin are now with Jesus thanks to the Landover Baptist Church, I should register and post here in order aknowledge the service this Church has done my family by leading us to JESUS and salvation, and to aid in the teaching of the works of the LORD our God to the unsaved masses.
Havelock, and my brother Ezekiel (not to be confused with Landover's very own Pastor Ezekiel) died n tragic circumstances earlier this month whilst preaching the word of the LORD outside a Mudslum hellhole "mosque" in our native Britain. Havelock was struck on the back of the head with a huge copy of the Q'ran thrown by a ghastly looking Mudslum preacher from an upper window, before Ezekiel, unable to properly defend himself thanks to the liberal homer gun control laws of this God-forsaken country, was tied down and stoned to death by the rabid members of the mosque-cult who reportedly shouted "How dare you enter a Muslim area!" whilst burning images of Jesus and sodomizing each other.
By the time members of the Ministry of Religious Intelligence had arrived, not much remained of the two bodies (as they had been stripped to the bone and cannibalised by the brutal mudslum homer terrorists). A small private funeral was held for them both before we returned to the mosque to torch this vile affront to God in the name of His son, Jesus Christ.
I discovered this forum purely by accident whilst checking through my brother's computer memory earlier this week, and I have decided that since my brother and cousin are now with Jesus thanks to the Landover Baptist Church, I should register and post here in order aknowledge the service this Church has done my family by leading us to JESUS and salvation, and to aid in the teaching of the works of the LORD our God to the unsaved masses.
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