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  • John Frink
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    • Aug 2009
    • 6

    #1

    Hello fellow Christians.

    My name is John and I have spent many hours on the internet before finding Landover, but I have found it and feel blessed in The Lord's presence.

    I hope to find like-minded people here and learn how to be a better Christian.

    Amen.
    Beware the cabal of Jews and bears; they are of their father the Devil!
  • Professor Tyeisha X
    WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke
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    • Jun 2009
    • 293

    #2
    Re: Hello fellow Christians.

    Professor Frink, Professor Frink
    He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think...

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    Professor Emerita of African-American Studies at UC Berkeley

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    • John Frink
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      Under Investigation
      • Aug 2009
      • 6

      #3
      Re: Hello fellow Christians.

      I'm not sure if I can reply to you without catching any of your lesbionic radicalism, but ... thank you for the welcome.

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      Beware the cabal of Jews and bears; they are of their father the Devil!

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      • Oakland "Reb" Griner
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 2241

        #4
        Re: Hello fellow Christians.

        Wise counsel, newcomer.

        The dreaded and dreadful lesbian is indeed pernicious in her vile lasciviousness.
        Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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        • John Frink
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          • Aug 2009
          • 6

          #5
          Re: Hello fellow Christians.

          Thank you fellow Christian.

          I am glad that he identified himself as lesbionic, otherwise I might never have known!
          Beware the cabal of Jews and bears; they are of their father the Devil!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Hello fellow Christians.

            Originally posted by John Frink View Post
            My name is John and I have spent many hours on the internet before finding Landover, but I have found it and feel blessed in The Lord's presence.

            I hope to find like-minded people here and learn how to be a better Christian.

            Amen.
            Welcome to God's favorite forum. Ignore the junglebunny. She is a constant source of irritation, and no matter how many times I ban her, she seems to sneak back in.

            Mr. Frink, please tell us about yourself, your church, your family and so on. I hope that Jesus will touch your heart.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • WWJDnow
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2009
              • 6314

              #7
              Re: Hello fellow Christians.

              Hello, Brother John. You'll no doubt find many like-minded people here. I know that I have.
              The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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