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  • Rosaline Aurora
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2009
    • 9
    #1

    Hello everyone!

    It's great to be here!
    My name is Rosaline Aurora. I'm 27, about to turn 28 next month. I'm not married, however I was once engaged to a man who decide to dump me for some barely-legal blonde with breast implants and a butterfly tattoo. I grew up as a new age, christian-ish (you know "God loves me no matter what I do so I can follow a different path and can still get into Heaven as long as I'm a good person...blah blah blah...") Then, after I let a friend borrow my computer after hers had crashed, I found that she had bookmarked the Landover Baptist site and the Chick tract site on my computer. I checked out both sites and realized that I was lied to my whole life. I went out and bought myself a KJV Bible and everything, but I haven't found just the right church to attend, yet. I'm praying that I will soon, though.

    God Bless you and America!
    Acts 2:21
    And it shall come to pass, that whosoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be saved.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Hello everyone!

      Is that a Cuban flag you're flying?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Rosaline Aurora
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2009
          • 9
          #3
          Re: Hello everyone!

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          Is that a Cuban flag you're flying?
          No sir. It was in the list of smilies. I thought it was an American flag.
          Perhaps this is better.
          Acts 2:21
          And it shall come to pass, that whosoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be saved.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748
              #4
              Re: Hello everyone!

              I think some commie programmer snuck the first one in to trick Christians.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78551
                  #5
                  Re: Hello everyone!

                  Welcome to God's favorite forum, ma'am. I hope you'll find the comfort of Jesus here.

                  Tell us about yourself. What's your best pie? What false Christian church did you attend? Any favorite scriptures?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 2241
                      #6
                      Re: Hello everyone!

                      Originally posted by Rosaline Aurora View Post
                      . . . some barely-legal blond with breast implants . . .

                      Thank you for mentioning that grotesque practice. We just do not appreciate the magnitude of the ERROR when a woman mutilates herself in this manner.

                      She is in fact saying that SHE knows better than God what her breasts should look like !! She is putting herself in the place of God in sculpting her cleavage as she finds the work of our Lord insufficient and inadequate !!


                      That is BLASPHEMY !!


                      Any woman that just runs off and mutilates herself this way is an abominating abomination !!
                      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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