Hello fellow followers of Christ

[Christiansoldier]

Hi, I'm looking for a good community on the internet.

Somethings about me:

Name: Joe
Occupation: Soldier in the godly US army
Location: The godly US of A. Looking to move to Freehold.
Religion: Christian. I want to become a True Christian by learning from the brilliant people on this forum
Politics: Traditionalist conservative. My favorite politicians are Mike Huckabee, Sarah Palin. My favorite pundits are Limbaugh, Hannity, and O'Reilly
Music: I don't listen to that Satanic stuff
Favorite scripture: Book of leviticus
Church: None at the moment, the only church in my area at the moment are LIEberal.

I was baptized at birth and have been a strong follower of christ in all of my life. I was at Iraq where I shot my fair share of mooslims.


I have a wife who makes the most delicious pies. We're already working on making some Christian soldiers

[Pompom29]

Re: Hello fellow followers of Christ

Great to meet you sir! I especially like your tastes in politicians and pundits.

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: Hello fellow followers of Christ

Hello Joe. It is good to hear that you saw some action overseas.

What are your favorite verses from the Book of Leviticus?

[Christiansoldier]

Re: Hello fellow followers of Christ

Hello Joe. It is good to hear that you saw some action overseas.

What are your favorite verses from the Book of Leviticus?

Sorry I'm new to these kinda forums so forgive me if I structure it improperly.

18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it
is abominatio

This verse clearly shows that homersexuality is an abominations and should be outlawed

20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's
wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's
wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to
death.

This verse applies to all those liberal scum out there (Bill Clinton for example).

20:9 For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall
be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his
mother; his blood shall be upon him.

This verse explains why I hate all those punks aged 13-28. All chidlren should always follow their parents, they should not have a mind of their own.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello fellow followers of Christ

Hello,

What church do you attend now? Are you a married man? How old are you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello fellow followers of Christ

Hi, I'm looking for a good community on the internet.

Somethings about me:

Name: Joe
Occupation: Soldier in the godly US army
Location: The godly US of A. Looking to move to Freehold.
Religion: Christian. I want to become a True Christian by learning from the brilliant people on this forum
Politics: Traditionalist conservative. My favorite politicians are Mike Huckabee, Sarah Palin. My favorite pundits are Limbaugh, Hannity, and O'Reilly
Music: I don't listen to that Satanic stuff
Favorite scripture: Book of leviticus
Church: None at the moment, the only church in my area at the moment are LIEberal.

I was baptized at birth and have been a strong follower of christ in all of my life. I was at Iraq where I shot my fair share of mooslims.


I have a wife who makes the most delicious pies. We're already working on making some Christian soldiers

If you are going to claim to be a Christian, you had better be prepared to show respect for God by properly capitalizing words like "God," "Christ," "Leviticus," and so on.

I also need to inform you that impersonating a member of the U.S. Armed Forces is a serious crime. Landover Baptist Church is nothing if not 100% patriotic. If we find that you are lying about this, we will not hesitate to send your information to the FBI and the DOF.

Lastly, what kind of false Christian church did you attend that Baptised you at birth?

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Hello fellow followers of Christ

A brief caution for Chrisitansoldier:

While I frequently concur with Sean Hannity on most political matters, be advised he is an open and notorious Papist.

The upshot is, any pronouncement he makes is pretty much going to be the pure BS from Pope Buffadick, and you are trifling with your Salvation if you buy into the Catlick malarkey.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hello fellow followers of Christ

The upshot is, any pronouncement he makes is pretty much going to be the pure BS from Pope Buffadick, and you are trifling with your Salvation if you buy into the Catlick malarkey.

I am concerned that if he accepts such un-Scriptural nonsense as infant baptism, he may already be in the clutches of the Roman institution, or possibly one of those "Catholics without the Pope" outfits such as the Whiskeypalians. As you know, genuinely Bible-believing churches practice believers' baptism:

Acts 8:36-38: And as they went on [their] way, they came unto a certain water: and the eunuch said, See, [here is] water; what doth hinder me to be baptized? And Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God. And he commanded the chariot to stand still: and they went down both into the water, both Philip and the eunuch; and he baptized him.

[Christiansoldier]

Re: Hello fellow followers of Christ

If you are going to claim to be a Christian, you had better be prepared to show respect for God by properly capitalizing words like "God," "Christ," "Leviticus," and so on.

I also need to inform you that impersonating a member of the U.S. Armed Forces is a serious crime. Landover Baptist Church is nothing if not 100% patriotic. If we find that you are lying about this, we will not hesitate to send your information to the FBI and the DOF.

Lastly, what kind of false Christian church did you attend that Baptised you at birth?

I beg for your forgiveness pastor, I never meant to insult the word of God! If there is anything I can do to make up for this, please let me know.

And do not worry about me being a soldier. I have one of highest kill counts in the army .

A brief caution for Chrisitansoldier:

While I frequently concur with Sean Hannity on most political matters, be advised he is an open and notorious Papist.

The upshot is, any pronouncement he makes is pretty much going to be the pure BS from Pope Buffadick, and you are trifling with your Salvation if you buy into the Catlick malarkey.

And about my church...

I was born and raised in Godly Oklahoma where I was baptized at a baptist church. However when I got a job in the Godly American Army, I was forced to move out of state to be relocated to a military base in Virginia. Now me and my wife are forced to drive 50 miles to the nearest Baptist church every Sunday morning due to all of the LIEbral and mary-worshipping churchs.

He's a mary-worshipping heathen? Why didn't anyone tell me this? Well now I'm off to block his shows, don't want the wife to listen to his papist propaganda (if she does, I might have to discipline her).

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Hello fellow followers of Christ

Hello Friend,

Whats your MOS?

God Bless,