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  • Christiansoldier
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2009
    • 189

    #1

    Hello fellow followers of Christ

    Hi, I'm looking for a good community on the internet.

    Somethings about me:

    Name: Joe
    Occupation: Soldier in the godly US army
    Location: The godly US of A. Looking to move to Freehold.
    Religion: Christian. I want to become a True Christian by learning from the brilliant people on this forum
    Politics: Traditionalist conservative. My favorite politicians are Mike Huckabee, Sarah Palin. My favorite pundits are Limbaugh, Hannity, and O'Reilly
    Music: I don't listen to that Satanic stuff
    Favorite scripture: Book of leviticus
    Church: None at the moment, the only church in my area at the moment are LIEberal.

    I was baptized at birth and have been a strong follower of christ in all of my life. I was at Iraq where I shot my fair share of mooslims.


    I have a wife who makes the most delicious pies. We're already working on making some Christian soldiers
  • Pompom29
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2009
    • 58

    #2
    Re: Hello fellow followers of Christ

    Great to meet you sir! I especially like your tastes in politicians and pundits.
    Served in the army from 2002 - 2006 under Godly George W. Bush fighting against the filthy arabs!

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    • Eugene Hackwith
      Farmer for Christ™
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2008
      • 736

      #3
      Re: Hello fellow followers of Christ

      Hello Joe. It is good to hear that you saw some action overseas.

      What are your favorite verses from the Book of Leviticus?
      A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

      Psalm 139:19-20
      Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
      For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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      • Christiansoldier
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2009
        • 189

        #4
        Re: Hello fellow followers of Christ

        Originally posted by Eugene Hackwith View Post
        Hello Joe. It is good to hear that you saw some action overseas.

        What are your favorite verses from the Book of Leviticus?
        Sorry I'm new to these kinda forums so forgive me if I structure it improperly.

        18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it
        is abominatio
        This verse clearly shows that homersexuality is an abominations and should be outlawed

        20:10 And the man that committeth adultery with another man's
        wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's
        wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to
        death.
        This verse applies to all those liberal scum out there (Bill Clinton for example).

        20:9 For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall
        be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his
        mother; his blood shall be upon him.
        This verse explains why I hate all those punks aged 13-28. All chidlren should always follow their parents, they should not have a mind of their own.

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #5
          Re: Hello fellow followers of Christ

          Hello,

          What church do you attend now? Are you a married man? How old are you?
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Hello fellow followers of Christ

            Originally posted by Christiansoldier View Post
            Hi, I'm looking for a good community on the internet.

            Somethings about me:

            Name: Joe
            Occupation: Soldier in the godly US army
            Location: The godly US of A. Looking to move to Freehold.
            Religion: Christian. I want to become a True Christian by learning from the brilliant people on this forum
            Politics: Traditionalist conservative. My favorite politicians are Mike Huckabee, Sarah Palin. My favorite pundits are Limbaugh, Hannity, and O'Reilly
            Music: I don't listen to that Satanic stuff
            Favorite scripture: Book of leviticus
            Church: None at the moment, the only church in my area at the moment are LIEberal.

            I was baptized at birth and have been a strong follower of christ in all of my life. I was at Iraq where I shot my fair share of mooslims.


            I have a wife who makes the most delicious pies. We're already working on making some Christian soldiers
            If you are going to claim to be a Christian, you had better be prepared to show respect for God by properly capitalizing words like "God," "Christ," "Leviticus," and so on.

            I also need to inform you that impersonating a member of the U.S. Armed Forces is a serious crime. Landover Baptist Church is nothing if not 100% patriotic. If we find that you are lying about this, we will not hesitate to send your information to the FBI and the DOF.

            Lastly, what kind of false Christian church did you attend that Baptised you at birth?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Oakland "Reb" Griner
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 2241

              #7
              Re: Hello fellow followers of Christ

              A brief caution for Chrisitansoldier:

              While I frequently concur with Sean Hannity on most political matters, be advised he is an open and notorious Papist.

              The upshot is, any pronouncement he makes is pretty much going to be the pure BS from Pope Buffadick, and you are trifling with your Salvation if you buy into the Catlick malarkey.


              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #8
                Re: Hello fellow followers of Christ

                Originally posted by Metatron13 View Post
                The upshot is, any pronouncement he makes is pretty much going to be the pure BS from Pope Buffadick, and you are trifling with your Salvation if you buy into the Catlick malarkey.
                I am concerned that if he accepts such un-Scriptural nonsense as infant baptism, he may already be in the clutches of the Roman institution, or possibly one of those "Catholics without the Pope" outfits such as the Whiskeypalians. As you know, genuinely Bible-believing churches practice believers' baptism:

                Acts 8:36-38: And as they went on [their] way, they came unto a certain water: and the eunuch said, See, [here is] water; what doth hinder me to be baptized? And Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God. And he commanded the chariot to stand still: and they went down both into the water, both Philip and the eunuch; and he baptized him.
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • Christiansoldier
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 189

                  #9
                  Re: Hello fellow followers of Christ

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  If you are going to claim to be a Christian, you had better be prepared to show respect for God by properly capitalizing words like "God," "Christ," "Leviticus," and so on.

                  I also need to inform you that impersonating a member of the U.S. Armed Forces is a serious crime. Landover Baptist Church is nothing if not 100% patriotic. If we find that you are lying about this, we will not hesitate to send your information to the FBI and the DOF.

                  Lastly, what kind of false Christian church did you attend that Baptised you at birth?
                  I beg for your forgiveness pastor, I never meant to insult the word of God! If there is anything I can do to make up for this, please let me know.

                  And do not worry about me being a soldier. I have one of highest kill counts in the army .


                  Originally posted by Metatron13 View Post
                  A brief caution for Chrisitansoldier:

                  While I frequently concur with Sean Hannity on most political matters, be advised he is an open and notorious Papist.

                  The upshot is, any pronouncement he makes is pretty much going to be the pure BS from Pope Buffadick, and you are trifling with your Salvation if you buy into the Catlick malarkey.

                  And about my church...

                  I was born and raised in Godly Oklahoma where I was baptized at a baptist church. However when I got a job in the Godly American Army, I was forced to move out of state to be relocated to a military base in Virginia. Now me and my wife are forced to drive 50 miles to the nearest Baptist church every Sunday morning due to all of the LIEbral and mary-worshipping churchs.


                  He's a mary-worshipping heathen? Why didn't anyone tell me this? Well now I'm off to block his shows, don't want the wife to listen to his papist propaganda (if she does, I might have to discipline her).

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                  • Johnnyboy
                    True Christian™ fisherman
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 801

                    #10
                    Re: Hello fellow followers of Christ

                    Hello Friend,

                    Whats your MOS?

                    God Bless,

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