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  • M.D.
    Disgusting Unsaved Trash Who is Using the Computer at Hellion's House!
    Please contact Brother Bobby Joe and the security team at the first sign of misbehaviour.
    • Mar 2007
    • 106
    #1

    Oye!

    I never introduced myself on here... I suppose most of you at LBC know that I'm one of hellion's many acquaintances. But which one is the question...Mwahahahahaha!!!

    Well, I wish you all the best of luck and hope you get over your pornography addiction.

    Sincerely,
    Anonymous
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    • OnYourKnees
      On Extended Furlough
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2006
      • 4729
      #2
      Re: Oye!

      And we hope that, unlike your vile roommates/coven members, you are able to learn the Truth about Jesus and God, as demonstrated by the Holy KJV1611 Bible, the Complete and Perfect Word of God!

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621
          #3
          Re: Oye!

          Originally posted by M.D. View Post
          I never introduced myself on here... I suppose most of you at LBC know that I'm one of hellion's many acquaintances. But which one is the question...Mwahahahahaha!!!
          The JOOish one?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • Enobarbus
              Professor of English Landover University
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 3496
              #4
              Re: Oye!

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              The JOOish one?
              I must compliment you on your insight, Brother. Personally, I could never tell Hellion's putative housemates apart. They all seemed equally boring and witless to me. I sometimes wondered if they all weren't in fact just the one person.
              Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                • Daniel
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 113
                  #5
                  Re: Oye!

                  I never introduced myself on here... I suppose most of you at LBC know that I'm one of hellion's many acquaintances. But which one is the question...Mwahahahahaha!!!

                  Well, I wish you all the best of luck and hope you get over your pornography addiction.

                  Sincerely,
                  Anonymous
                  You know, I don't mind the fact that the eternally damned are using the otherwise sin-filled interwebs to contact Landover but I hate it when they come here to criticize us. If they want to stay here, they should at least have some respect. M.D., The best joy of waking up isn't Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that God let you live through the night.

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