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  • #1

    My Epiphany

    I grew up in a small town outside Boise Idaho. I was a young boy who always caused tons of trouble for the noble townsfolk. When I was 16 years old I was caught stealing from the local grocery and forced to serve the sheriff for 2 months time. The sheriff was a good soul and taught me so many valuable lessons. Now I see that in fact the sheriff was a true Christian who helped me rediscover my life. He introduced me to the King James Bible, had me drive his wife around on errands, etc. I started to except that this is the only life that Christ would want for me. I started to really understand the error of my past and turn to the True Christian lifestyle. I got rid of all my heathenish friends and met some new folks at the local Baptist Church to spend my time with. I am now a true convert from my old ways into God's ways.

    God Bless every single one of you holy people on this holy board, and God Bless the Holy Party (GOP)
    Served in the army from 2002 - 2006 under Godly George W. Bush fighting against the filthy arabs!
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  • #2
    Re: My Epiphany

    It's nice that you've seen the light. Welcome to the forum.
    Luke 5:31
    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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    • #3
      Re: My Epiphany

      Well it's good to know you're at least trying to be a decent person. Have you considered joining the military?
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      • #4
        Re: My Epiphany

        I'm currently back home after my second tour of duty killing the Turban Heads in Iraq.
        Served in the army from 2002 - 2006 under Godly George W. Bush fighting against the filthy arabs!

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        • #5
          Re: My Epiphany

          Originally posted by Pompom29 View Post
          I'm currently back home after my second tour of duty killing the Turban Heads in Iraq.
          Son, I need to tell you that impersonating a member of the U.S. Military is a serious federal offense. We at Landover Baptist Church are very patriotic Americans, and we take a dim view of people who besmirch the reputation of our Godly Troops.

          Unless you can prove your military status to us within 24 hours, your information will be forwarded to the FBI and the DOF for prosecution.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: My Epiphany

            How can one go about proving such things?
            Served in the army from 2002 - 2006 under Godly George W. Bush fighting against the filthy arabs!

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            • #7
              Re: My Epiphany

              Originally posted by Pompom29 View Post
              How can one go about proving such things?

              You could post a picture of yourself, in uniform, with your bayonet sticking up a mooslimes poop chute.
              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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              • #8
                Re: My Epiphany

                I have a picture of my certificate but I had to edit out my name so some sick bastards don't slander me and so I don't get expelled from military service due to some lie. I got this at training station in Hawaii back in 2002 after first joining the army.

                Served in the army from 2002 - 2006 under Godly George W. Bush fighting against the filthy arabs!

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                • #9
                  Re: My Epiphany

                  Originally posted by Pompom29 View Post
                  How can one go about proving such things?
                  Name, rank and serial number. Your CO's name would help too. Send it to me privately if you'd rather. My email link is at the bottom of my signature.

                  The DOF is running a background check on you now. Better speak up if there's something you need to correct.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: My Epiphany

                    Pastor please why must you doubt my existence?
                    Served in the army from 2002 - 2006 under Godly George W. Bush fighting against the filthy arabs!

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                    • #11
                      Re: My Epiphany

                      Originally posted by Pompom29 View Post
                      Pastor please why must you doubt my existence?
                      Oh no one doubts your existance. It's your military status that needs to be verified. We get all manner of unsaved scum wandering in here, claiming to be Marines, doctors, policemen, and so on. Few turn out to be authentic.

                      If you are a member of America's Freedom Fighters then you will be thanked heartily by every True Christian(tm) here. If you're a liar, you will be turned over to the feds and spend time in prison being some negro buck's personal bitch.

                      Seems fair to me.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: My Epiphany

                        After seeing the scum that joins this website and spreads lies now I understand your questioning of me Pastor Ezekiel.
                        Served in the army from 2002 - 2006 under Godly George W. Bush fighting against the filthy arabs!

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