Hello Landover

[Dr. Bob Kelso]

My name is Bob Kelso, and I am a doctor of internal medicine. I was perusing the internet for a good Christian website, and I immediately fell in love with Landover Baptist Church. If there is anything else that you would like to know, you can just ask me.

Dr. Kelso M.D.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello Landover

My name is Bob Kelso, and I am a doctor of internal medicine. I was perusing the internet for a good Christian website, and I immediately fell in love with Landover Baptist Church. If there is anything else that you would like to know, you can just ask me.

Dr. Kelso M.D.

Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself.

What Church do you attend? What are you a doctor of?

[Dr. Bob Kelso]

Re: Hello Landover

I work in internal medicine with a specialty in infectious diseases. Basically, I am the guy who figures out the problems and helps with the treatment, but I don't necessarily administer any scans/tests.

As for my church, I had a bit of a falling out with my church. I was attending Lancaster Baptist Church (in California), but they believed my views of God were too "radical" . Hopefully, though, I can start anew somewhere else, and I was hoping this was a good place to start.

If there's anything else, don't hesitate to ask.

Dr. Kelso M.D.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello Landover

I have read Pastor Zeke's sermons on that evil show called Scrubs.
I hear there's even a character called Dr. Cox.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello Landover

I work in internal medicine with a specialty in infectious diseases. Basically, I am the guy who figures out the problems and helps with the treatment, but I don't necessarily administer any scans/tests.

As for my church, I had a bit of a falling out with my church. I was attending Lancaster Baptist Church (in California), but they believed my views of God were too "radical" . Hopefully, though, I can start anew somewhere else, and I was hoping this was a good place to start.

If there's anything else, don't hesitate to ask.

Dr. Kelso M.D.

Bob, in an introduction, you offer information, not the opportunity to ask questions.

We'd all love to hear your testimony. How did you come to find Jesus?

Do you attend THIS Church? What could you have said or done to be shunned? I've known Pastor Chappell for years. Please give us the details. I'd be happy to talk to him about it and see if some kind of Christian resolution can't be found.

You weren't disobedient I hope.

Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

[Dr. Bob Kelso]

Re: Hello Landover

Yes, unfortunately for me, there is the evil that is "[Scrubs]". There is a doctor on that abomination of a show with my name. I have only seen this show a few times (only because my friends and patients have told me of the Dr. Kelso on that show), but from what I gather, he is the Chief of Medicine, whereas I am a normal doctor. I have to deal with this problem on a weekly to monthly basis. I will get patients who actually watch the show and that will say something about the name similarities. It is extremely annoying. Please, if it is okay with everyone, refrain from referring to that "Dr." Kelso.

Dr. Kelso M.D.
(The real one)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello Landover

Yes, unfortunately for me, there is the evil that is "[Scrubs]". There is a doctor on that abomination of a show with my name. I have only seen this show a few times (only because my friends and patients have told me of the Dr. Kelso on that show), but from what I gather, he is the Chief of Medicine, whereas I am a normal doctor. I have to deal with this problem on a weekly to monthly basis. I will get patients who actually watch the show and that will say something about the name similarities. It is extremely annoying. Please, if it is okay with everyone, refrain from referring to that "Dr." Kelso.

Dr. Kelso M.D.
(The real one)

What's the name of your hospital, Bob? A quick call to the administrator's office can clear all this up.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Hello Landover

. . . As for my church, I had a bit of a falling out with my church. I was attending Lancaster Baptist Church (in California), but they believed my views of God were too "radical" . . .

Dr. Kelso M.D.

Reading between the lines here, I find myself inferring Lancaster Baptist might be one of those ghastly MODERATE Baptist congregations.

If true, you are well rid of them and their vile backsliding and shunning of the totality of God's Perfect Word.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hello Landover

Dear friend:

Since Christians must be doers of the Word rather than just hearers, how do you incorporate James 5:14-16 into your practice?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello Landover

I work in internal medicine with a specialty in infectious diseases. Basically, I am the guy who figures out the problems and helps with the treatment, but I don't necessarily administer any scans/tests.

That sounds interesting. When you are standing over the infirm and praying to Jesus to cast the demons causing the diseases out, do you ever feel persecuted by unsaved "doctors" who persecute you by laughing and insisting on administering "medicine"?

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Hello Landover

My name is Bob Kelso, and I am a doctor of internal medicine. I was perusing the internet for a good Christian website, and I immediately fell in love with Landover Baptist Church. If there is anything else that you would like to know, you can just ask me.

Dr. Kelso M.D.

Well, praise da Lawd cause we got ourselves another Dr!
I be gettin dis here rash on my left elbow.
It were da same thing Miz Louisee got herself from da mangy dog she brought from Raeleen Walker last week.
Now I dunno iffen it were from da dogs skin or cleanin up from da plosive diareeha it had itself all over da kitchen. I preciates yo help.