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I am happy to announce that I have started the process of becoming saved by joining your group. I'm positive that this is the most wonderful day of my christian life, thank you all.
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Welcome David.Originally posted by DavidSaved View Post
Do you already have a plan for Salvation?
Our Pastors haven't notified me of your application yet.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Yes, I already have contacts that got me into the group rather quickly as I gave a large donation to the church, therefore I was able to bypass the application. I'm thankful for this as I want to be saved as soon as possible and hope God understands.Comment
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God understands everything, David.Originally posted by DavidSaved View Post
Now, I hope you are not telling me any fibs?
Jesus hates a fibber.
He is watching you
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Yes I hate liars too, that is why I've joined this forum because everyone here seems so honest and isn't scared to give their opinion (as long as it's in the bible).
I'm constantly reminded that Jesus is watching me and always honored.Comment
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So, can you give us a few of your favorite Biblical Verses David?Originally posted by DavidSaved View Post
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Watch ye therefore: for ye know not when the master of the house cometh. Mark 13:35
I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life. John, Chapter 8, Verse 12
My mother always told me, salvation lies within the Bible.Comment
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Davey, words like "Christian" and "Bible" deserve to be capitalized if you profess to love Jesus, don't you think?Originally posted by DavidSaved View Post
Now what's all this about a large donation? I haven't seen it come across my desk. There are no shortcuts when it comes to Salvation(r) boy.
Why don't you tell us about yourself. How old are you? What kind of filth and perversions have you been wallowing in? What Church does your daddy take you to?
Jesus is waiting, son.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I meant I gave a large donation of my love to God. Haven't we all?
I'm 44 and used to go to a lot of strip clubs. I was also an alcoholic but the church helped me get through that. I take my dad to church at his age now. I have to force him sometimes even when he begs me not to.Comment
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Well, dat ain't gonna help pay for no church dinners o nice cars fo our beloved Pastas?Originally posted by DavidSaved View Post
I could see by yo name you got Joo in yo..hence da cheapness. It never takes too many posts to see da real person come through, do it?Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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Amen girl! You tell him! Tithing is a serious business in God's favorite church!Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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