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  • LoveOfAll
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Aug 2009
    • 11

    #1

    I must apologise for my behaviour

    Last night it seems I caused offence to you good people, and upon logging on this morning, discovered I have incurred an infraction. While I am not sure exactly what I wrote to incur such discipline I none the less wanted to apologise to any and all whom I may have offended.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: I must apologise for my behaviour

    You might have been caught in a round-up with a series of vain repeaters.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • LoveOfAll
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Aug 2009
      • 11

      #3
      Re: I must apologise for my behaviour

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      You might have been caught in a round-up with a series of vain repeaters.
      Yes, that was listed on there. What does that mean? I only posted a handful of times yesterday and considered myself to be polite and conscientious each and every time.

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      • Marshall
        Righteous and Patriotic
        Highest body count at the VFW
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 3330

        #4
        Re: I must apologise for my behaviour

        The Lord works in mysterious ways. Hopefully you will take this as comfort.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • LoveOfAll
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Aug 2009
          • 11

          #5
          Re: I must apologise for my behaviour

          Originally posted by Marshall View Post
          The Lord works in mysterious ways. Hopefully you will take this as comfort.
          Thank you Marshall, it certainly is comforting. Thank you, God Bless

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          • Nurse Clampett
            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 974

            #6
            Re: I must apologise for my behaviour

            LoveofAll, why don't you take this time to tell us about your love of Baby Jesus, what church you attend, how many acts of depravity you committed before you were saved. I see you use a U that is not in accordance with the Godly American spelling of behavior, so you are either Canadian or European. Hopefully you are American in heart, at least.
            Luke 5:31
            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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            • LoveOfAll
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Aug 2009
              • 11

              #7
              Re: I must apologise for my behaviour

              Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
              LoveofAll, why don't you take this time to tell us about your love of Baby Jesus, what church you attend, how many acts of depravity you committed before you were saved. I see you use a U that is not in accordance with the Godly American spelling of behavior, so you are either Canadian or European. Hopefully you are American in heart, at least.
              Hello there Nurse Clampett. I attend a very small Church in my village. I have nothing very interesting to say as far as any acts of depravity, I was brought up in a Christian way so God has always been with me.

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              • Nurse Clampett
                Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                Forum Member
                • Jan 2009
                • 974

                #8
                Re: I must apologise for my behaviour

                Are you married with little soldiers for our Lord? (Preferably male ones.)
                What's your Husband's favorite pie?
                Luke 5:31
                And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                • LoveOfAll
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 11

                  #9
                  Re: I must apologise for my behaviour

                  Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                  Are you married with little soldiers for our Lord? (Preferably male ones.)
                  What's your Husband's favorite pie?
                  I have 2 little soldiers, thank you for asking. I have a 4 year old daughter and a 3 year old son.

                  My husband favours a beef pie.

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                  • Nurse Clampett
                    Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 974

                    #10
                    Re: I must apologise for my behaviour

                    Originally posted by LoveOfAll View Post
                    I have 2 little soldiers, thank you for asking. I have a 4 year old daughter and a 3 year old son.

                    My husband favours a beef pie.
                    Oh, so you have a female maid to wait upon her favored Godly Brother.
                    Good for you and your Husband!
                    Luke 5:31
                    And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                    • LoveOfAll
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 11

                      #11
                      Re: I must apologise for my behaviour

                      Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                      Oh, so you have a female maid to wait upon her favored Godly Brother.
                      Good for you and your Husband!
                      Thank you very much nurse. We were considering trying for a third, but fear with the economy the way it is it may be prudent to wait a little while.

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #12
                        Re: I must apologise for my behaviour

                        Originally posted by LoveOfAll View Post
                        I have 2 little soldiers, thank you for asking. I have a 4 year old daughter and a 3 year old son.

                        My husband favours a beef pie.
                        Originally posted by LoveOfAll View Post
                        Thank you very much nurse. We were considering trying for a third, but fear with the economy the way it is it may be prudent to wait a little while.
                        You know, you could sell the daughter and get another son, not only would you have the money from the sale, but it is one less mouth to feed.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • SayvedByTheLord
                          Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2007
                          • 3151

                          #13
                          Re: I must apologise for my behaviour

                          Originally posted by LoveOfAll View Post
                          Thank you very much nurse. We were considering trying for a third, but fear with the economy the way it is it may be prudent to wait a little while.
                          You are making progress in spelling like a Godly American© and that is good. As Brother James has so astutely pointed out, ridding yourself of the female child quickly is your best possible path to Salvation®.


                          Leviticus 26:27-29

                          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                          • Jenni111
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 323

                            #14
                            Re: I must apologise for my behaviour

                            Who do you sell your daughters to?

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #15
                              Re: I must apologise for my behaviour

                              Thialand, Vietnam, other countries in that area pay top dollar. If you are looking for an easier transaction, there are plenty of families in Conneticut who need to replace a 'missing' child and will pay pretty good for one that is a plausible 'fit'. Try advertising on Craigslist or Ebay.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

                              Comment

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