Hello LBC

[FailPope]

Hello Landover Baptist Church.
My name is Joe.
Here's my background:
I'm a Canadian, born catholic and I speak french.

But before you start throwing stones at me you need to know that I am coming here seeking help from True Christians ™.
I have realised that the path I'm following is leading me straight to hell.

Can you guys save me from eternal damnation?

[Jenni111]

Re: Hello LBC

Hello Landover Baptist Church.
My name is Joe.
Here's my background:
I'm a Canadian, born catholic and I speak french.

But before you start throwing stones at me you need to know that I am coming here seeking help from True Christians ™.
I have realised that the path I'm following is leading me straight to hell.

Can you guys save me from eternal damnation?

Of course. Confess your sins, read the bible and give your life to Jesus who gave his life for us.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Hello LBC

Damn,


French speaking, Catholic Canadian ?? That's a tall order there. Whadda think, Jesus is a miracle worker ??





Oh, wait a minute, HE IS !!!!!!!

[ownerofconfedchick]

Re: Hello LBC

Hello Landover Baptist Church.
My name is Joe.
Here's my background:
I'm a Canadian, born catholic and I speak french.

But before you start throwing stones at me you need to know that I am coming here seeking help from True Christians ™.
I have realised that the path I'm following is leading me straight to hell.

Can you guys save me from eternal damnation?

Welcome Joe.
The first thing you need to do is stop speaking french.
You seem to have a good grasp of Gods English based on your post.
Read your Bible, the KJV1611. Follow that and you are on the way to salvation!

We are here to help.

God Bless!!!