[Levi Jones]

Re: Hey guys...

I've been addicted to cocaine and angel dust for quite a few years and I just got our of rehab 3 or 4 months ago.

That's no surprise.


You are 26 years old and doing Angel Dust? Kid, don't play around with us anymore and give up your PCP dealer up to me. Name and address, so I can go preach to them. †

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Hey guys...

HAHAHA!!! LOL! LOLZ!!!!

I think that it is so funny that you can quote someone, and change the wording. That is somewhat hilarious, because you actually did that.

I am not hearing a no from you Mr. Tertius. You did not deny your incest filled past. That is a sick thing, and you should be ashamed of yourself. Ewwww....gross.

Mr. Conrad, I would appreciate it if you refrained from such defamations of God's Favorite Language. Thank you.

My daddy most certainly never molested me. He beat me, like any good father is expected to. My mother was unfortunately claimed by a possessed negra, and I would also appreciate it if you would refrain from touching that subject, thank you very much.

Mr. Jenkins, I apologize for attacking your incest-filled past immediately. We all have our dark pasts before we are Saved® by His Grace. So, now, I must inquire of why you continue to be so negative towards Christ, as to cure you. Is there one event you can trace that made you so atheistic? Are you a furry? You do know that if you reject Jesus Christ () as your one and only Savior that you are doomed to eternal hellfire, correct?

[Conrad Jenkins]

Re: Hey guys...

Tertius, as much as I would love to continue the back and forth banter between us, I am going to leave this site for now. I will be back tomorrow or the next day, but for now I am leaving. I will answer whatever posts you put up later.

[Conrad Jenkins]

Re: Hey guys...

HAHAHA!!! LOL! LOLZ!!!!

I think that it is so funny that you can quote someone, and change the wording. That is somewhat hilarious, because you actually did that.

I am not hearing a no from you Mr. Tertius. You did not deny your incest filled past. That is a sick thing, and you should be ashamed of yourself. Ewwww....gross.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Hey guys...

Tertius, it seems that I have many repressed memories. Since I obviously can't let go of the thought of incest, I'll admit I have many forgotten family reunions, most likely due to my punch being drugged with Rohypnol by Aunt Vitra at every one of them. I'm coming clean now, and I must confess that my daddy did diddle my doodle, my mommy did love me a little too much, and I got too much homosexual brotherly "love" up the butt. What I am basically saying is that I was and still am sexually assaulted by my family, and I enjoy it.

I know why you people continually persecute me for things that happen every night, and I understand why I've been called a Weurboo, because I obviously want to metamorphosize into a Oriental. I know why I have been called a liar, and I sincerely repent and will beg forgiveness for all my sins. I hereby swear to also stop having inter-family intercourse and reject my homersexual deathstyle.

I fixed your post for you.

You made a couple of slight errors, and, being the kind-hearted and generous Christian man I am, I just had to correct it. You can thank me later.

[Conrad Jenkins]

Re: Hey guys...

Please read the previous posts about the picture.

I know it's hard to read, but sometimes it is necessary.


(I put the terrorists on there because I thought it was funny. Nothing more, nothing less.)

[Conrad Jenkins]

Re: Hey guys...

Once again Pompom, if you read earlier posts, then you would know why I don't have a Bible and you would see the conversation I had with Pastor Ezekiel. You are too lazy to read posts, so you just talk half-ass about stuff thinking you know what you're talking about. The reality is that you don't know half of the things that come out of mouth.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hey guys...

Conrad, if you really were a Christian, you wouldn't have long hair...

1 Corinthians 11:14
Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?

[Pompom29]

Re: Hey guys...

Tertius, it seems that you have some repressed memories. Since you obviously cannot let go of the thought of incest in your head, then you probably have some forgotten family reunions. Did your daddy diddle your doodle? Did mommy love you a little too much, if you know what I mean? Did you get too much brotherly love? What I am basically saying is that you were sexually assaulted by your family (or you encouraged it).

I do not know why you people continually persecute me for things that never even happened. I do not understand why I've been called a Weurboo, when I obviously hate the Japanese. I don't know why I have been called a liar, when I haven't lied once on this forum.

Also, Pompom29, if you would've read earlier posts, you would know that I don't own a Bible at the moment.

You don't own a bible huh! No wonder you are so screwed up. Burn in hell you are not welcome here whatsoever.

[Conrad Jenkins]

Re: Hey guys...

Tertius, it seems that you have some repressed memories. Since you obviously cannot let go of the thought of incest in your head, then you probably have some forgotten family reunions. Did your daddy diddle your doodle? Did mommy love you a little too much, if you know what I mean? Did you get too much brotherly love? What I am basically saying is that you were sexually assaulted by your family (or you encouraged it).

I do not know why you people continually persecute me for things that never even happened. I do not understand why I've been called a Weurboo, when I obviously hate the Japanese. I don't know why I have been called a liar, when I haven't lied once on this forum.

Also, Pompom29, if you would've read earlier posts, you would know that I don't own a Bible at the moment.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Hey guys...

Do not think you can lure me into a lieberal sense of security. You achieve nothing by trolling these forums, mister. Thousands like you have come and gone, and thousands more will continue to do the same. We are not amused by this, young man.

Thanks to all that incest (intercourse with family members), you are obviously (readily apparent or easily seen) of the lower (inferior or weaker) mental (having to do with the mind) spectrum (range or level), so allow (let) me to assist (help) you in assigning diction (defining) to these multisyllabic (more than one syllable) words (groupings of letters).

"Weeurboo" refers to any good American who would prefer to be a perverted Japtard. Your picture conveys to me that you have all the symptoms of classical terminal weeurbooism. You will be inhaling the scent of soiled slant schoolgirl underwear in no less that three months.

"Gametard" refers to you lonely rejects of society who substitute the light of the Gospels for the darkness of your mother's basement (which actually works out for a family-rapist like you), playing your demonic chink-manufactured Pac-Man and Galaga while drinking your insipid demon juice known as "Game Fuel". Before too long, you will be murdering you parents (and part-time lovers) for the sake of one of your demented "Ybacks Lives" Achievements, most likely around the time you become a full-blown Weeurboo.

[Pompom29]

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Well if you want to take the only real faith in the world seriously that requires many things.

What Bible do you own?

[Conrad Jenkins]

Re: Hey guys...

What games? Who said that I play video games all day? I've played video games before, but not all day. Also, they weren't sissy games. They were manly games about killing Japanese soldiers who don't believe in God.

I want to take your faith seriously too, but it is very hard to do whilst being called a liar and a "weurboo gametard".

[Pompom29]

Re: Hey guys...

Why, Tertius, must you call me a liar? I have never "porked" any of my cousins or any members of my family. I don't know why you don't believe me, but I will admit to any sin that I have committed in my lifetime. I do not wish to be a liar any more, and I started telling the truth the moment I joined this forum.

Also, what is a "weurboo gametard"? I've never heard of that before.

You might like playing video games all day but we take our faith seriously here. God is not pleased with your sissy games.

[Conrad Jenkins]

Re: Hey guys...

Why, Tertius, must you call me a liar? I have never "porked" any of my cousins or any members of my family. I don't know why you don't believe me, but I will admit to any sin that I have committed in my lifetime. I do not wish to be a liar any more, and I started telling the truth the moment I joined this forum.

Also, what is a "weurboo gametard"? I've never heard of that before.