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Why did you stop attending service in the first place? Were you molested by a Cathylick?
Do you, or have you ever, participated in heathen moon worship rituals while fornicating with an unshaven hippie drag queen?
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Connie, if you're 26 then my pitbull is a Hindoo god.
Better come clean, son. You're one of those gametards, aren't you.
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Welcome Conrad!
How did you find our little beacon of Faith here on the Godless internets? As you may or may not know, the World Wide Webs are infested with all manner of perversions and pornographic website pages.
Are you a Baptist my friend? I certainly hope so. If you are not, we can help you find the True Way through study of the KJAV 1611 Bible.
Tell us more about yourself son. Do you have a Godly wife? Any Children? Have you debauched yourself with wanton whores in your time away from the Lord?Leave a comment:
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Well my name is Conrad. I'm 26 years old, and I work at our local gas station. I haven't been to church in a real long time, and I was hoping to reconnect with it. I don't like the churches here, they are too moderate with their teachings. I have looked over this site, and it seems to be in the right place with God. I don't know what else to say, so that's it, I guess.
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