[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: I would like to introduce myself.

Jim, you old son of a gun! How could I forget? Seeing as how we were both in the joint back in '99, we didn't really have a lot to do but write each other.

I know. Tough times, pal, tough times. But remember those Gospel verses I always quoted you? I always had to remind myself that decent True Christian(tm) pastors like us were persecuted by the world by being thrown in prison...

John 15:18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.
John 15:19 If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.
John 15:20Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.
John 15:21But all these things will they do unto you for my name's sake, because they know not him that sent me.

Pal, I can't wait to play a round. Maybe I'll get Al Green to play with us. His long game isn't what it once was, but he's still pretty good. I look forward to meeting your Pastor Zeke in person. We'll see if he's as good with a wedge as you say.

Rev. Al? LOL, just between you and me, good buddy, he's much better at singing at nightclubs than he is at swinging golf clubs! Oh Pastor Zeke is an awesome player. The kid has youth on his side.

I'll be leaving Prescott for the month tomorrow. I'll leave the sinners to roast in the Arizona August/early September heat. I'm visiting Roman out in Paris. I'm sure he'll be glad to hear that you're doing so well.

Tell Roman I said Hi. And that I hadn't forgot that car wax job he owes me. My Mercedes is waiting for him.

I don't know what happened to Trixie. You know I like my girls like I like my coffee.

Ah, you haven't changed one bit, Leroy. I must say in your avatar picture you look great. Truly the Lord has blessed you greatly for being such a wonderful man of God.

YIC,
Jim

[Johnnyboy]

Re: I would like to introduce myself.

Welcome to Gods Favorite Forum, Rev. Leroy. If you're old friends with the good Rev. Jim, you must be one helluva Christian indeed!! Praise Jesus, Brother, and look for me when you pass the plate. Tithing is serious business

God Bless

Johnny

[Rev Leroy Jenkins]

Re: I would like to introduce myself.

I will make sure and send you a couple of cases of it.
You remind me of my third wife. Are you a wealthy woman, Ms. Johnson?

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[Rev Leroy Jenkins]

Re: I would like to introduce myself.

Well, hello dere Reverend LeRoy. I got some folks named dat, too. I see you got some free miracle water on yo site.
I would like to git me some of dat stuff please. Does it do any healin cause we could sho use some of dat.

I make sure and send you a couple of cases of it.
You remind me of my third wife. Are you a wealthy woman, Ms. Johnson?

[Rev Leroy Jenkins]

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Brother Leroy! It's me, Jim! Sweet Lord Jesus, I haven't seen you in years! How are you? I believe last time we saw each other is when you visited me in prison back in '98.

I'll have you know that since I was released in 2004, I have rebuilt my televangelist empire. Recently this year I accepted a position here at Landover Baptist Church as a pastor, so now I moved from California and am now living in Freehold, IA.

Let's get together for old times sake, how 'bout it, buddy? I can fly out to Scottsdale and we can go golfing. I'll bring Pastor Zeke along (he's awesome on the approach) and maybe you can get one of your pals to join us for a foursome.

I'll most likely stay at Sanctuary on Camelback Mountain, as I always do when I'm in the Scottsdale/PHX area for golfing and some sun. Say, do you know if Trixie still "works" the Phoenix area? I know she was saying she was going to go back to college, but I gotta see her one more time...for old time's sake.

Jim, you old son of a gun! How could I forget? Seeing as how we were both in the joint back in '99, we didn't really have a lot to do but write each other.

Pal, I can't wait to play a round. Maybe I'll get Al Green to play with us. His long game isn't what it once was, but he's still pretty good. I look forward to meeting your Pastor Zeke in person. We'll see if he's as good with a wedge as you say.

I'll be leaving Prescott for the month tomorrow. I'll leave the sinners to roast in the Arizona August/early September heat. I'm visiting Roman out in Paris. I'm sure he'll be glad to hear that you're doing so well.

I don't know what happened to Trixie. You know I like my girls like I like my coffee.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: I would like to introduce myself.

Brother Leroy! It's me, Jim! Sweet Lord Jesus, I haven't seen you in years! How are you? I believe last time we saw each other is when you visited me in prison back in '98.

I'll have you know that since I was released in 2004, I have rebuilt my televangelist empire. Recently this year I accepted a position here at Landover Baptist Church as a pastor, so now I moved from California and am now living in Freehold, IA.

Let's get together for old times sake, how 'bout it, buddy? I can fly out to Scottsdale and we can go golfing. I'll bring Pastor Zeke along (he's awesome on the approach) and maybe you can get one of your pals to join us for a foursome.

I'll most likely stay at Sanctuary on Camelback Mountain, as I always do when I'm in the Scottsdale/PHX area for golfing and some sun. Say, do you know if Trixie still "works" the Phoenix area? I know she was saying she was going to go back to college, but I gotta see her one more time...for old time's sake.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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I had heard of that a couple of years ago. It was has been both a blessing and a curse. It has turned an entirely new generation onto my Ministry, but I can't stand being mocked by Satanic gamers at the same time.

Well, hello dere Reverend LeRoy. I got some folks named dat, too. I see you got some free miracle water on yo site.
I would like to git me some of dat stuff please. Does it do any healin cause we could sho use some of dat.

[Rev Leroy Jenkins]

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Ah, I am so glad that you are not THIS Leeroy Jenkins:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zll_jAKvarw

I had heard of that a couple of years ago. It was has been both a blessing and a curse. It has turned an entirely new generation onto my Ministry, but I can't stand being mocked by Satanic gamers at the same time.

[Rev Leroy Jenkins]

Re: I would like to introduce myself.

Welcome, Leroy!

http://www.leroyjenkins.com/

Is that you?

Yes, young lady it is. You can read my entire biography there.

[David Goldman]

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Thank you for welcome, Brother Hutchins. I have had a lot of cosmetic surgery, but I don't know what looks like dead bugs on my head.

Ah, I am so glad that you are not THIS Leeroy Jenkins:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zll_jAKvarw

[Rev Leroy Jenkins]

Re: I would like to introduce myself.

Welcome to God's favorite forum, freind. Please tell us about yourself. I'm sure your testimony will be inspiring to many.

Thank you for your hospitality, Pastor.

I have been Ministering, since 1960. I have been described as a little bit Elvis and a little bit of Jesus.

I was falsely imprisoned (persecuted for my faith) in 1979 when the authorities claim I tried to burn down the home of a state trooper. I was pardoned five years later.

I married a 71 year old widowed member of my Church in 1977 purely for love, not the $4 million she was worth.

I currently Preach in Scottsdale, Arizona.

Amen

[Rev Leroy Jenkins]

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Welcome, Friend!

What is that on your forehead, is it a smattering of dead bugs?

Thank you for welcome, Brother Hutchins. I have had a lot of cosmetic surgery, but I don't know what looks like dead bugs on my head.

[Jenni111]

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Welcome, Leroy!

http://www.leroyjenkins.com/

Is that you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, freind. Please tell us about yourself. I'm sure your testimony will be inspiring to many.

[James Hutchins]

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You folks seem like a very nice community of Christians.

Welcome, Friend!

What is that on your forehead, is it a smattering of dead bugs?