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Well bless my soul. What is wrong with thee? You're twitchin' like man with epilepsy. Who do you think would have such bad luck? In the name of Jesus, now get up and walk! Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!
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Leroy, you are a legend my friend.Genesis 19:8 Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof. -
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Welcome, Friend!Originally posted by Rev Leroy Jenkins View Post
What is that on your forehead, is it a smattering of dead bugs?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Welcome to God's favorite forum, freind. Please tell us about yourself. I'm sure your testimony will be inspiring to many.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Welcome, Leroy!
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Thank you for welcome, Brother Hutchins. I have had a lot of cosmetic surgery, but I don't know what looks like dead bugs on my head.Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostWell bless my soul. What is wrong with thee? You're twitchin' like man with epilepsy. Who do you think would have such bad luck? In the name of Jesus, now get up and walk! Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!
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Thank you for your hospitality, Pastor.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
I have been Ministering, since 1960. I have been described as a little bit Elvis and a little bit of Jesus.
I was falsely imprisoned (persecuted for my faith) in 1979 when the authorities claim I tried to burn down the home of a state trooper. I was pardoned five years later.
I married a 71 year old widowed member of my Church in 1977 purely for love, not the $4 million she was worth.
I currently Preach in Scottsdale, Arizona.
AmenWell bless my soul. What is wrong with thee? You're twitchin' like man with epilepsy. Who do you think would have such bad luck? In the name of Jesus, now get up and walk! Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!
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Ah, I am so glad that you are not THIS Leeroy Jenkins:Originally posted by Rev Leroy Jenkins View Post
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Proverbs 27:17
Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
Romans 1:20For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:2 Timothy 2:15Comment
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Yes, young lady it is. You can read my entire biography there.Originally posted by Jenni111 View PostWelcome, Leroy!
Is that you?Well bless my soul. What is wrong with thee? You're twitchin' like man with epilepsy. Who do you think would have such bad luck? In the name of Jesus, now get up and walk! Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!
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I had heard of that a couple of years ago. It was has been both a blessing and a curse. It has turned an entirely new generation onto my Ministry, but I can't stand being mocked by Satanic gamers at the same time.Originally posted by David (not a Jew) View PostWell bless my soul. What is wrong with thee? You're twitchin' like man with epilepsy. Who do you think would have such bad luck? In the name of Jesus, now get up and walk! Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!
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Well, hello dere Reverend LeRoy. I got some folks named dat, too. I see you got some free miracle water on yo site.Originally posted by Rev Leroy Jenkins View Post
I would like to git me some of dat stuff please. Does it do any healin cause we could sho use some of dat.Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy
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Brother Leroy! It's me, Jim!
Sweet Lord Jesus, I haven't seen you in years! How are you? I believe last time we saw each other is when you visited me in prison back in '98.
I'll have you know that since I was released in 2004, I have rebuilt my televangelist empire. Recently this year I accepted a position here at Landover Baptist Church as a pastor, so now I moved from California and am now living in Freehold, IA.
Let's get together for old times sake, how 'bout it, buddy? I can fly out to Scottsdale and we can go golfing. I'll bring Pastor Zeke along (he's awesome on the approach) and maybe you can get one of your pals to join us for a foursome.
I'll most likely stay at Sanctuary on Camelback Mountain, as I always do when I'm in the Scottsdale/PHX area for golfing and some sun. Say, do you know if Trixie still "works" the Phoenix area? I know she was saying she was going to go back to college, but I gotta see her one more time...for old time's sake.
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Jim, you old son of a gun! How could I forget? Seeing as how we were both in the joint back in '99, we didn't really have a lot to do but write each other.Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View PostBrother Leroy! It's me, Jim! Sweet Lord Jesus, I haven't seen you in years! How are you? I believe last time we saw each other is when you visited me in prison back in '98.
I'll have you know that since I was released in 2004, I have rebuilt my televangelist empire. Recently this year I accepted a position here at Landover Baptist Church as a pastor, so now I moved from California and am now living in Freehold, IA.
Let's get together for old times sake, how 'bout it, buddy? I can fly out to Scottsdale and we can go golfing. I'll bring Pastor Zeke along (he's awesome on the approach) and maybe you can get one of your pals to join us for a foursome.
I'll most likely stay at Sanctuary on Camelback Mountain, as I always do when I'm in the Scottsdale/PHX area for golfing and some sun. Say, do you know if Trixie still "works" the Phoenix area? I know she was saying she was going to go back to college, but I gotta see her one more time...for old time's sake.
Pal, I can't wait to play a round. Maybe I'll get Al Green to play with us. His long game isn't what it once was, but he's still pretty good. I look forward to meeting your Pastor Zeke in person. We'll see if he's as good with a wedge as you say.
I'll be leaving Prescott for the month tomorrow. I'll leave the sinners to roast in the Arizona August/early September heat. I'm visiting Roman out in Paris. I'm sure he'll be glad to hear that you're doing so well.
I don't know what happened to Trixie. You know I like my girls like I like my coffee.
Well bless my soul. What is wrong with thee? You're twitchin' like man with epilepsy. Who do you think would have such bad luck? In the name of Jesus, now get up and walk! Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!
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I make sure and send you a couple of cases of it.Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
You remind me of my third wife. Are you a wealthy woman, Ms. Johnson?Well bless my soul. What is wrong with thee? You're twitchin' like man with epilepsy. Who do you think would have such bad luck? In the name of Jesus, now get up and walk! Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!
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Well bless my soul. What is wrong with thee? You're twitchin' like man with epilepsy. Who do you think would have such bad luck? In the name of Jesus, now get up and walk! Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!
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