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  • James says "Hi"

    For much of my short life, I have accepted changing society. I went with the general satanic flow that has taken the country and the world. I accepted scientifc dogma taught in schools, never bothered to berate the queers making out on the subway, didn't take as active a role in godly GOP politics as I should have, sometimes even missed church for two weeks. To put it simply, the magic of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ seemed to have vanished for me. And with it went my life and fortunes.
    When is stumbled upon God's favorite internet forum completely by chance, or perhaps by the benevolent hand of Christ, I was reminded the of the wonderful, wholesome feeling you get in Church. The feeling of ascending as high as a man can without leaving the bonds of gravity simply by kneeling in prayer. For no particular reason that night, I dug out a milk crate and a boom box and when to preach on a street corner at an arts festival in town. I feel free.
    I believe that by a simple act of resistance against the world's satanic flow, like joining this forum, will result in an individual's raising of consciousness. The higher energy that pours from someone enlightened to follow Christ with a renewed vigor is so enormous, that it will spread from them and touch others, resulting in such a mass raising of conciousness that the masses will independently convert to follow our holy church, live by the KJV 1611 Bible, accept Jesus as their personal savior, join the growing crusade aginst his enemies, and worship the one true God. Our God. This is called The Human Revolution.

    This is my first step. I am happy to join you all in worship and join the great resistance. God bless.
    James

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    Re: James says "Hi"

    Praise Jesus, and welcome to God's favorite forum.

    How old are you, son? What church do you attend I'm sure we'd all be interested in hearing the sermon you preached on that street corner.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      Re: James says "Hi"

      Originally posted by James says hi View Post
      For much of my short life, I have accepted changing society. I went with the general satanic flow that has taken the country and the world. I accepted scientifc dogma taught in schools, never bothered to berate the queers making out on the subway, didn't take as active a role in godly GOP politics as I should have, sometimes even missed church for two weeks. To put it simply, the magic of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ seemed to have vanished for me. And with it went my life and fortunes.
      When is stumbled upon God's favorite internet forum completely by chance, or perhaps by the benevolent hand of Christ, I was reminded the of the wonderful, wholesome feeling you get in Church. The feeling of ascending as high as a man can without leaving the bonds of gravity simply by kneeling in prayer. For no particular reason that night, I dug out a milk crate and a boom box and when to preach on a street corner at an arts festival in town. I feel free.
      I believe that by a simple act of resistance against the world's satanic flow, like joining this forum, will result in an individual's raising of consciousness. The higher energy that pours from someone enlightened to follow Christ with a renewed vigor is so enormous, that it will spread from them and touch others, resulting in such a mass raising of conciousness that the masses will independently convert to follow our holy church, live by the KJV 1611 Bible, accept Jesus as their personal savior, join the growing crusade aginst his enemies, and worship the one true God. Our God. This is called The Human Revolution.

      This is my first step. I am happy to join you all in worship and join the great resistance. God bless.
      James
      Proper spelling, punctuation, grammar, sentence structure, and paragraph formatting are appreciated on these Christian forums.

      New age woo woo, not so much.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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        Re: James says "Hi"

        Hello and Welcome, James. The Holy Spirit brings no one here by chance, and I suspect that you may be off to a good start

        What's your favorite Bible verse?
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        Proverbs 27:17
        Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
        Romans 1:20
        For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
        2 Timothy 2:15
        Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

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          Re: James says "Hi"

          Come to think of it, I've never really chosen a favorite verse, but sometimes I'll just sit down and read through my favorite books, Leviticus and Exodus. When I started losing faith like many other teenagers do, I really slacked on my readings, and boy do I regret it. I will think about that, and thank you all for the nice welcome.

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            Re: James says "Hi"

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Praise Jesus, and welcome to God's favorite forum.

            How old are you, son? What church do you attend I'm sure we'd all be interested in hearing the sermon you preached on that street corner.
            I turned 19 in February. Unfortunately I didn't record my preaching, though some of the heathens on the street might have taken a video with their cellphones. They didn't seem to take me seriously. Very sad.
            Thank you for welcoming me, and God bless.

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              Re: James says "Hi"

              Originally posted by James says hi View Post
              I turned 19 in February. Unfortunately I didn't record my preaching, though some of the heathens on the street might have taken a video with their cellphones. They didn't seem to take me seriously. Very sad.
              Thank you for welcoming me, and God bless.
              I'm sure your preaching was quite majestic.

              Too bad you didn't keep any notes.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                Re: James says "Hi"

                Welcome to God's favourite forum James, I hope you find your way back to a True Christian life.
                Jude 1:24-25

                Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy, to the only wise God our Saviour, be glory and majesty, dominion and power, both now and ever. Amen.

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                  Re: James says "Hi"

                  Originally posted by James says hi View Post
                  To put it simply, the magic of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ seemed to have vanished for me. And with it went my life and fortunes.
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                  This is my first step. I am happy to join you all in worship and join the great resistance. God bless.
                  James
                  Well, welcome Mr James. I jist hab a question. You ain't here jist to put yo hand in Gawds pocket lookin fo dat fortune again, is you?
                  Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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