New here.

[SwordofDivineMight]

Well, I can't say much about myself, except that I'm a young Christian man attempting with all his might to help rid this world of evil. Alas, I know it's a lost cause, but today's culture is so twisted, so perverse, that I can't bear to sit still and watch our great country go down the drainpipe.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New here.

Well, I can't say much about myself, except that I'm a young Christian man attempting with all his might to help rid this world of evil. Alas, I know it's a lost cause, but today's culture is so twisted, so perverse, that I can't bear to sit still and watch our great country go down the drainpipe.

You can't say much about yourself, with a grandiose username like that?

Please give us your testimony. How did you come to find Jesus? What has it meant to have Him guiding your life?

What church do you attend? How old are you? We'd like to hear about you, friend.

[SwordofDivineMight]

Re: New here.

You can't say much about yourself, with a grandiose username like that?

Please give us your testimony. How did you come to find Jesus? What has it meant to have Him guiding your life?

What church do you attend? How old are you? We'd like to hear about you, friend.

I was raised a Christian, and was "saved" at 5. Of course, I had no idea what being truly saved entails, so I did it again at 10, when I had a better understanding of it. I'm 18 now.

Regrettably, I'm not at a church right now. I used to go to a Presbyterian church (PCA, not those homoloving PCUSA heathens), but they, of course, were not acceptable, either. I really can't find an acceptable church here. Perhaps I should move up to Iowa?

[Jenni111]

Re: New here.

Welcome, "Insert-Name-Here"!

[SwordofDivineMight]

Re: New here.

Oh, sorry. My name's Patrick.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New here.

I was raised a Christian, and was "saved" at 5. Of course, I had no idea what being truly saved entails, so I did it again at 10, when I had a better understanding of it. I'm 18 now.

Regrettably, I'm not at a church right now. I used to go to a Presbyterian church (PCA, not those homoloving PCUSA heathens), but they, of course, were not acceptable, either. I really can't find an acceptable church here. Perhaps I should move up to Iowa?

Son you should be going to whatever church your father takes you to. You're still a child. A quick Google search shows a dozen or more Baptist churches in Franklin, TN. Why haven't you attended services at any of those?

And why aren't you over in Iraquistan sending mudslims to hell for Jesus, anyway?

Your cover story smells. Jesus is not tricked so easily, boy. Better come clean.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: New here.

I was raised a Christian, and was "saved" at 5. Of course, I had no idea what being truly saved entails, so I did it again at 10, when I had a better understanding of it. I'm 18 now.

Regrettably, I'm not at a church right now. I used to go to a Presbyterian church (PCA, not those homoloving PCUSA heathens), but they, of course, were not acceptable, either. I really can't find an acceptable church here. Perhaps I should move up to Iowa?

Presbyterianism is pretty bland.

And they are all Damned too.



Best to get yourself to Landover for Salvation !!

[David Goldman]

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I was raised a Christian, and was "saved" at 5. Of course, I had no idea what being truly saved entails, so I did it again at 10, ?

You really think that 10 is old enough to understand the ramifications of truly being saved? How many 10 year olds can explain the concept of the shedding of blood for the remission of sin.

But you are 18 now. So I am curious what salvation means to you, and how it is obtainable?

[SwordofDivineMight]

Re: New here.

You really think that 10 is old enough to understand the ramifications of truly being saved? How many 10 year olds can explain the concept of the shedding of blood for the remission of sin.

But you are 18 now. So I am curious what salvation means to you, and how it is obtainable?

Well, how do you get to be a True Christian™? I guess that's what I want to know.

[David Goldman]

Re: New here.

Well, how do you get to be a True Christian™? I guess that's what I want to know.

Well the first step is to be honest and truthful.

So, how did you here about us, and how did you hear about becoming a True Christian™ ? Most people are satisfied with generic Christianity.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New here.

Well, how do you get to be a True Christian™? I guess that's what I want to know.

You haven't answered my questions yet.


You are miles away from Jesus right now, as far as I can see.

[SwordofDivineMight]

Re: New here.

Well the first step is to be honest and truthful.

So, how did you here about us, and how did you hear about becoming a True Christian™ ? Most people are satisfied with generic Christianity.

Well, I've known about LBC for a while, actually. I don't really know when, exactly. I think it turned up in a Google search or something. I've been to the site a few times, and it looked pretty cool.

Anyway, I heard about becoming a True Christian™ right here on these forums. I've been reading them for a while now, but I didn't bother registering until today.

[Nobar King]

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I looked up the "Sword of Divine Might" but I didn't find any results in Biblegateway. Be honest, now, and explain where you found this username.