The Man, the Legend...

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The Man, the Legend...

I am a trained gunman for the Jesuits. Silver bullets inscribed with holy Hebrew tongues fly faster from my 50caliber aspergellum than do the radii of vile demons departing the bodies I cleanse. But I am converting to your church, because I find the Jesuits rather tame.

Fair enough, but you should bear in mind that, unlike the Jesuits, we tend to take a rather harsh view of boy-buggery.

[The AntiAntiChrist]

Re: The Man, the Legend...

Son, you're not making any sense, and you're about a heartbeat away from banishment. What exactly is your point? Do you want to share what sort of false Christian training you've had and who sent you? It was the Methodists, wasn't it!? Fess up!

I am a trained gunman for the Jesuits. Silver bullets inscribed with holy Hebrew tongues fly faster from my 50caliber aspergellum than do the radii of vile demons departing the bodies I cleanse. But I am converting to your church, because I find the Jesuits rather tame.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: The Man, the Legend...

Is it blasphemy to pride myself in my vehement opposition to all things unGodly? My prayers are like mighty sabers gutting the Enemy in his ranks, halting his seeds of hatred afore they bear vile fruit and vegetables.

Your prayers are nothing but abomination, you prideful homer.
You are without power, and you better give God the glory as His power isn't yours!
See, YOU aren't gutting anything, and your prayers are rejected by God.
And even if your prayers would have worked, the glory would still belong to God, not you!

He that turneth away his ear from hearing the law, even his prayer shall be abomination.
Proverbs 28:9

For whosoever exalteth himself shall be abased; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.
Luke 14:11

Not unto us, O LORD, not unto us, but unto thy name give glory, for thy mercy, and for thy truth's sake.
Psalm 115:1

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Man, the Legend...

Is it blasphemy to pride myself in my vehement opposition to all things unGodly? My prayers are like mighty sabers gutting the Enemy in his ranks, halting his seeds of hatred afore they bear vile fruit and vegetables.

Son, you're not making any sense, and you're about a heartbeat away from banishment. What exactly is your point? Do you want to share what sort of false Christian training you've had and who sent you? It was the Methodists, wasn't it!? Fess up!

[The AntiAntiChrist]

Re: The Man, the Legend...

Is it blasphemy to pride myself in my vehement opposition to all things unGodly? My prayers are like mighty sabers gutting the Enemy in his ranks, halting his seeds of hatred afore they bear vile fruit and vegetables.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: The Man, the Legend...

Your name is a BLASPHEMY!
The anti of the antichrist would be Christ Himself!

Are you claiming to be Jesus Christ, you vile little homer?
Get thee hence, satan! I rebuke you in the name of Jesus!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Man, the Legend...

This boy sounds like some zit-faced goth tard to me.

Try and make some sense boy.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: The Man, the Legend...

I hope whoever's MYSPACE you stole this from doesn't see this and press charges.

[The AntiAntiChrist]

Greetings fellow brandname Baptists and Godly warriors in Christ. The enemy has fallen before our mighty prayers of God's Wrath and now beg the forgiveness that only Christ our Lord can offer. They bleed like vile wenches in the clutches of Satan awaiting the Day of Judgment from tarnished graves adorned with the blasphemous inscriptions of their silky gay treacherous scrap books of lies and dark devil worshipping secret lives of child abuse and anal rape fantasies. May they suffer horribly in accordance with the will of the Creator, and come to know His Holy Name audibly whereby their sinful lives may be scorned by those with His Grace for all eternity.

Thank you for receiving my witness in the Lord.