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    The Man, the Legend...

    Greetings fellow brandname Baptists and Godly warriors in Christ. The enemy has fallen before our mighty prayers of God's Wrath and now beg the forgiveness that only Christ our Lord can offer. They bleed like vile wenches in the clutches of Satan awaiting the Day of Judgment from tarnished graves adorned with the blasphemous inscriptions of their silky gay treacherous scrap books of lies and dark devil worshipping secret lives of child abuse and anal rape fantasies. May they suffer horribly in accordance with the will of the Creator, and come to know His Holy Name audibly whereby their sinful lives may be scorned by those with His Grace for all eternity.

    Thank you for receiving my witness in the Lord.
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    Re: The Man, the Legend...

    I hope whoever's MYSPACE you stole this from doesn't see this and press charges.
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    • #3
      Re: The Man, the Legend...

      This boy sounds like some zit-faced goth tard to me.

      Try and make some sense boy.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #4
        Re: The Man, the Legend...

        Your name is a BLASPHEMY!
        The anti of the antichrist would be Christ Himself!

        Are you claiming to be Jesus Christ, you vile little homer?
        Get thee hence, satan! I rebuke you in the name of Jesus!
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • #5
          Re: The Man, the Legend...

          Is it blasphemy to pride myself in my vehement opposition to all things unGodly? My prayers are like mighty sabers gutting the Enemy in his ranks, halting his seeds of hatred afore they bear vile fruit and vegetables.

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            Re: The Man, the Legend...

            Originally posted by The AntiAntiChrist View Post
            Is it blasphemy to pride myself in my vehement opposition to all things unGodly? My prayers are like mighty sabers gutting the Enemy in his ranks, halting his seeds of hatred afore they bear vile fruit and vegetables.
            Son, you're not making any sense, and you're about a heartbeat away from banishment. What exactly is your point? Do you want to share what sort of false Christian training you've had and who sent you? It was the Methodists, wasn't it!? Fess up!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: The Man, the Legend...

              Originally posted by The AntiAntiChrist View Post
              Is it blasphemy to pride myself in my vehement opposition to all things unGodly? My prayers are like mighty sabers gutting the Enemy in his ranks, halting his seeds of hatred afore they bear vile fruit and vegetables.
              Your prayers are nothing but abomination, you prideful homer.
              You are without power, and you better give God the glory as His power isn't yours!
              See, YOU aren't gutting anything, and your prayers are rejected by God.
              And even if your prayers would have worked, the glory would still belong to God, not you!

              He that turneth away his ear from hearing the law, even his prayer shall be abomination.
              Proverbs 28:9

              For whosoever exalteth himself shall be abased; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.
              Luke 14:11

              Not unto us, O LORD, not unto us, but unto thy name give glory, for thy mercy, and for thy truth's sake.
              Psalm 115:1
              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
              Proverbs 9:12-13

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              • #8
                Re: The Man, the Legend...

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Son, you're not making any sense, and you're about a heartbeat away from banishment. What exactly is your point? Do you want to share what sort of false Christian training you've had and who sent you? It was the Methodists, wasn't it!? Fess up!
                I am a trained gunman for the Jesuits. Silver bullets inscribed with holy Hebrew tongues fly faster from my 50caliber aspergellum than do the radii of vile demons departing the bodies I cleanse. But I am converting to your church, because I find the Jesuits rather tame.

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                • #9
                  Re: The Man, the Legend...

                  Originally posted by The AntiAntiChrist View Post
                  I am a trained gunman for the Jesuits. Silver bullets inscribed with holy Hebrew tongues fly faster from my 50caliber aspergellum than do the radii of vile demons departing the bodies I cleanse. But I am converting to your church, because I find the Jesuits rather tame.
                  Fair enough, but you should bear in mind that, unlike the Jesuits, we tend to take a rather harsh view of boy-buggery.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #10
                    Re: The Man, the Legend...

                    Originally posted by The AntiAntiChrist View Post
                    I am a trained gunman for the Jesuits. Silver bullets inscribed with holy Hebrew tongues fly faster from my 50caliber aspergellum than do the radii of vile demons departing the bodies I cleanse. But I am converting to your church, because I find the Jesuits rather tame.
                    Converting to the one True Church is a good start.

                    I'm having trouple with the concept of a Jesuit gunman. Does that mean you're the one robbing the liquor store, or do you cover your accomplice?

                    I do have some advice for you. You need to show humility before the Lord, and True Christians™. Also, what the hell is a .50 aspergellum?
                    "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                    (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                    • #11
                      Re: The Man, the Legend...

                      Originally posted by The AntiAntiChrist View Post
                      I am a trained gunman for the Jesuits. Silver bullets inscribed with holy Hebrew tongues fly faster from my 50caliber aspergellum than do the radii of vile demons departing the bodies I cleanse. But I am converting to your church, because I find the Jesuits rather tame.
                      You sound like a Jesuitic Kabbalist homosexual to me..
                      We'll be watching you, homer.
                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                      • #12
                        Re: The Man, the Legend...

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        Fair enough, but you should bear in mind that, unlike the Jesuits, we tend to take a rather harsh view of boy-buggery.
                        Thank you my brother... that is the source of my motives.

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                        • #13
                          Re: The Man, the Legend...

                          Originally posted by The AntiAntiChrist View Post
                          Thank you my brother... that is the source of my motives.
                          You're here because you're upset that we take a harsh view of boy-buggery?

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                          • #14
                            Re: The Man, the Legend...

                            Originally posted by The AntiAntiChrist View Post
                            Greetings fellow brandname Baptists and Godly warriors in Christ. The enemy has fallen before our mighty prayers of God's Wrath and now beg the forgiveness that only Christ our Lord can offer. They bleed like vile wenches in the clutches of Satan awaiting the Day of Judgment from tarnished graves adorned with the blasphemous inscriptions of their silky gay treacherous scrap books of lies and dark devil worshipping secret lives of child abuse and anal rape fantasies. May they suffer horribly in accordance with the will of the Creator, and come to know His Holy Name audibly whereby their sinful lives may be scorned by those with His Grace for all eternity.

                            Thank you for receiving my witness in the Lord.
                            Sweet merciful crawdads, this escaped nut again!
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                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                            • #15
                              Re: The Man, the Legend...

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              Sweet merciful crawdads, this escaped nut again!
                              Ah yes... though my reputation precedes me abroad, I am always one step ahead of it. I leave sinners in my wake like the dust of Christ's sandal upon the threshold of an ingrateful home. Even so I come quickly, like a thief in broad daylight, dressed in red, the color of the winepress of the wrath of God's fornication. For Her cup runneth over with abominations.

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