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  • ChocolateCharlie
    Unsaved Trash, 4chan troll
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Aug 2009
    • 8
    #1

    Hi

    Hi everyone, I have recently came across this site, I am ChocolateCharlie, I'm quite a nice person.. That is all
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    • Professor Bessemer
      Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
      Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
      Darwin's Worst Nightmare
      True Christian™
      • May 2009
      • 2952
      #2
      Re: Hi

      Welcome friend! How did you find our Godly website? What church do you attend? How many children has your Godly wife given you?
      Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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      Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

      Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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        • Dr. Warren Wierdsbe
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2008
          • 450
          #3
          Re: Hi

          Originally posted by ChocolateCharlie View Post
          Hi everyone, I have recently came across this site, I am ChocolateCharlie, I'm quite a nice person.. That is all
          Charlie,
          Is "chocolate" a description of you or simply a fun name? That's an important bit of information we'd be interested in learning.

          Also, you do realize that being "quite a nice person" is NOWHERE near enough to make you a True Christian(TM)? Hell is full of "quite nice people" who never understood that Jesus Christ was going to judge them until they were feeling the unholy spiked tool of Satan in their backsides!

          Are you a Christian? What church do you attend? What is your favorite verse from the AV1611 King James Bible?

          In Christ,
          Warren

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Hi

              Originally posted by ChocolateCharlie View Post
              Hi everyone, I have recently came across this site, I am ChocolateCharlie, I'm quite a nice person.. That is all
              You're another queer from 4chan, aren't you.

              Unsaved Not Welcome is our motto around here.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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