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  • Shoves
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Sep 2009
    • 1

    #1

    My name is John and I love Religion.

    It always amazes me the people who are religious. From 'true believers', whom busy themselves doing good deeds, proclaiming it to be a mythical beings work, to mas-murdering Sociopaths who believe that any other peoples' beliefs are completely wrong, or that the clour of their skin is a affront to 'god'. Always a laugh

    Lets face fact here, Dinosaurs are PROVEN to be million f years old. And yet, they're not mentioned in the bible. Surely an all-powerful gohead would have told one of his flock about them? But no...

    Jesus was a Jew. Yet as is always the case with binlkered, weak-minded fools who pray to an imaginary friend, on here it is decried as a lie.

    Just how thick are you people? Open the door and go out for a while. Or stay in, and cling to your pathetic belief system in the vain hope that you're right and I am wrong.

    A short word on Evolution. It's still called the 'Theroy of evolution', yet its as valid as the theory of the earth revlving around the sun.

    There is also probably life on other planets. How could there not be? It can't be proved yet, but give it a few hundred, or even a few thousand more years, and it will be.

    Thats if religion hasn't torn up the planet by then.

    Good luck in your beliefs, and I'll be seeing you(it's quite easy to get an account on here).
  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #2
    Re: My name is John and I love Religion.

    Originally posted by Shoves View Post
    they're not mentioned in the bible
    Wrong.

    Jesus was a Jew.
    Wrong.

    'Theroy of evolution'
    Didn't he make that documentary about the Phelps folks?

    There is also probably life on other planets. How could there not be?
    Because there are no other planets.

    Good luck in your beliefs, and I'll be seeing you(it's quite easy to get an account on here).
    Yes yes, very clever. Now go back playing with your toy guns and "live in your own world".

    Bye!
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: My name is John and I love Religion.

      I love your user name Johnny. That's what the headline is going to be on Judgment Day:

      "Jesus Shoves Johnny Into The Eternal Abyss For A Lifetime of God Mockery!"

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • David Goldman
        (not a Jew)
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2009
        • 700

        #4
        Re: My name is John and I love Religion.

        Let's critique this, shall we?

        Originally posted by Shoves View Post
        From 'true believers', whom busy themselves doing good deeds, proclaiming it to be a mythical beings work . . .
        We have self consistent documents between 2-4 thousand years old, collaborated (and never contradicted) by every modern day archeological dig. So it's not like we are just pulling stuff out of the air and making it up as we go along. Unlike . . . .


        Originally posted by Shoves View Post
        A short word on Evolution. It's still called the 'Theroy of evolution', yet its as valid as the theory of the earth revlving around the sun.
        The Johnny-come-lately religion of less than 150 years, which gets debunked or rewritten or modified every time a new discovery is made. And then we have . . .


        Originally posted by Shoves View Post
        There is also probably life on other planets. How could there not be? It can't be proved yet, but give it a few hundred, or even a few thousand more years, and it will be.
        Something that isn't even "good religion". Despite 40 years and billions of dollars and the use of 300,000 computers and 600+ teraflops average of computational speed, SETI and its allied projects have recorded zero (0) evidence of alien life. That's none, zip, nada, nothing, nope, uh huh, sorry charlie, not tonight I have a headache, ZERO. That would make alien believers the ultimate crippled poster children of "Blind Faith".


        Originally posted by Shoves View Post
        Thats if religion hasn't torn up the planet by then.
        Actually I think greedy third world dictators and godless atheists are more to blame for environmental and political rape than Fundamentalists Christianity. But that's another discussion for another day.


        Originally posted by Shoves View Post
        Good luck in your beliefs, and I'll be seeing you(it's quite easy to get an account on here).
        And good luck with yours. Because what you are is a mindless Dawkins drone who has just maxed out on the hypocrisy scale and who's cut-n-paste talking points are simply softballs that Jr high Sunday school kids use for battling practice.

        Anytime that you are in the mood for a Godly beatdown, just stop on by
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        Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
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        For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
        2 Timothy 2:15
        Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

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        • HTannor
          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 2612

          #5
          Re: My name is John and I love Religion.

          Banned on your first post.

          I don't think this is going to end well for you, Johnny Boy.
          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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          • Johnnyboy
            True Christian™ fisherman
            • Jun 2009
            • 801

            #6
            Re: My name is John and I love Religion.

            Uh, guys. Can we go easy on the "Johnny" stuff? I'm just saying....

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            • Robert Hutchins
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2009
              • 210

              #7
              Re: My name is John and I love Religion.

              Personally I'm not quite convinced that the Earth isn't the center of the universe.
              Cling to your guns and religion. "Change" is here.

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              • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 2241

                #8
                Re: My name is John and I love Religion.

                The earth IS at the exact center of the universe.

                The WMAP data shows the residue of the creation light (Let there be LIGHT!) is almost perfectly even everywhere we look.

                I don't think the scienterologists are too thrilled their satellite confirmed what was in the Bible !!
                Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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