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The pastor is coming to see us today.
what should I wear for this occasion?
Striped outfits seem so ungodly.
what should I wear for this occasion?
Striped outfits seem so ungodly.
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Re: Greetings from the Big House
What are you another foreign retard? The man's name was JOHN Dillinger, not Belle, which is a female name. He was gunned down in the street by a Godly FBI agent like the dog he was.Originally posted by belle_dillinger View Post
Do you fancy yourself original?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Greetings from the Big House
He was my saintly departed hubby.
As he confessed his sins before being shot to death by the godly law agents, I'm sure he's spending a happy eternity with the Lord.
and who are YOU, mister??????Comment
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Re: Greetings from the Big House
I am a pastor here. You are a wad of unsaved trash with exactly zero rights, and I'd suggest you watch your mouth lady.Originally posted by belle_dillinger View Post
Tell us who you really are and why you're here, or else bugger off.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: Greetings from the Big House
He is Pastor Ezekiel, a Godly and gentle Pastor of Landover Baptist Church. There's a clue in his name.Originally posted by belle_dillinger View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Re: Greetings from the Big House
My ABJECT apologies, your Lordship...I mean, your Worshipful Pastorshipness....I'm jest a poor widder lady, doing time for a "crime" I didn't even do, trying to find my lost way to the Lord.
Do you think you can help me?
Please.Comment
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Re: Greetings from the Big House
The help you need can be found in the pages of the Holy Bible. Have you accepted Jesus as your personal Savior©?Originally posted by belle_dillinger View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: Greetings from the Big House
In addition to being a thief and a murderer, John Dillinger was a pornographic actor. Here's a still from one of his early pictures (WARNING: EXTREMELY GRAPHIC!)
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Re: Greetings from the Big House
Lies, all lies, Madam.
He never done killed a soul and in fact, tried to save neighbors and friends from an eternity in Hell by witnessing for the unsaved.
Historical fact, ma'm! (see my new upcoming book---"Johhny D and God--the Untold Story")Comment
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Re: Greetings from the Big House
Would you care to explain that picture, then?sigpicComment
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Re: Greetings from the Big House
Yes, kindly sir, I have, praise His Holy Name!!Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
PS. Where do you keep your wallet in that-there pastor suit get-up?Comment
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Re: Greetings from the Big House
Of course--that's his arm.Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
Kinda wicked to see it like that tho--I never did done see Johnny all sinful like that.Comment
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Re: Greetings from the Big House
John Dillinger died in 1934. He was unmarried. His girlfriends at the time of his death included Billie Frechette and Polly Hamilton.Originally posted by belle_dill_pickle View Post
You are a liar. I suggest you start speaking the truth before you are banned.Comment
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