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  • Lumpy Custard
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2009
    • 3
    #1

    hi!

    hello there all of you! im from the UK and to be honest i couldnt really think of a username but there was a packet of custard on the bench hence lumpy custad was chosen!

    i am a christian however i was never baptised, is that a bad thing? well i dont see it as bad as i worship the lord anyway

    well i dont really know what else to say so hello to you all and i hope you're all in good spirits!
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555
      #2
      Re: hi!

      First of all, please speak American while posting here on God's favorite forum. That means adhering to standard American rules of spelling, grammar and punctuation. It also means the reasonable use of the "Shift" key that God provided your computer with.

      If you aren't Baptized, then you aren't a Christian. What Godforsaken "church" do you attend? How old are you? And why are you a foreigner?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Marshall
          Righteous and Patriotic
          Highest body count at the VFW
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2006
          • 3322
          #3
          Re: hi!

          I hear the government makes all the kids celebrate Islamic holidays in England. Is that true?
          Replacing Christmas and Easter with imaginary religious holidays is stupid!
          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748
              #4
              Re: hi!

              Are you sure that was custard that you were eating?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • angels
                  Forum Member, lost in space
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 794
                  #5
                  Re: hi!

                  Hello lumpy custard.

                  Welcome to God's favourite Forum.

                  How did you come to find God, and this wonderful place?.


                  God Bless.

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