Greetings everyone from the heartland!

[Dr. Gentile]

My name is Dr. Greaney Gentile and I need to make a confession...

I was born in Canada to Catholic parents, not French-Canadian, but Catholic nonetheless. Luckily though, I was never a devout Catholic for long and left home to go to America as soon as I could.

Years later, after rigorous training through an accredited online insitution, I have begun my own practice in Psychiatry in the heartland of the great USA. But that isn't enough for me. If I'm going to be successful, I know I need Jesus Christ to show me the right way. I also need a church that knows what it means to be Christian in a world of promiscuity, false idols, papists, foreigners, and liberal fascism. All the churches I've looked at so far just aren't Protestant enough to wash away the Catholicism that stained my early childhood. I need a church community that's both true and truly Protestant (Bible-believing and successful.)

I'm looking for help. Is Landover Baptist the right community for me?

[Brother V]

Re: Greetings everyone from the heartland!

My name is Dr. Greaney Gentile and I need to make a confession...
...
I'm looking for help. Is Landover Baptist the right community for me?

If you want Salvation (r) ? Then Landover is the place for you.

If you want to be Cleansed (r) from your Sins? Then Landover is the place for you.

If you want to worship in a place that allows people of all races, social classes, and heavenboundedness to fellowship together? Then this isn't the place.

If you want to read from the NIV, and think it's just as good as the "other bible with the outdated language, that frankly I just can't understand"? Then this isn't the place for you.

If you love Jesus, so much that you are willing to actually make a change for him? The Landover is where you NEED to be.

If you hate the sinner, and the sin? Then Landover is for you as well.

Hopefully, we can welcome you with open arms.

Dearest friend, what's your favorite Bible (KJV1611) verse? (So we can get to know you better and see what kind of person you are)

YIC
V

[Dr. Gentile]

Re: Greetings everyone from the heartland!

Dearest friend, what's your favorite Bible (KJV1611) verse? (So we can get to know you better and see what kind of person you are)

YIC
V

For comfort I draw from Jeremiah 25:37, but for strength, I look to Revelation 3:11, which is my favorite verse: "Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown."

I think both verses should be remembered especially in these fearful times we live in.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Greetings everyone from the heartland!

Hallelujah! It sounds like you might just have what it takes to follow the narrow path to Salvation after all, Dr Not-A-Jew. Welcome!

[Dr. Gentile]

Re: Greetings everyone from the heartland!

Thank you Brothers V and Temperance for your words of welcome and support!

I appeciate the words of truth and understanding that the LORD speaks through you and the other members of Landover Baptist.

Dr. Greaney Gentile

[Brother V]

Re: Greetings everyone from the heartland!

For comfort I draw from Jeremiah 25:37, but for strength, I look to Revelation 3:11, which is my favorite verse: "Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown."

I think both verses should be remembered especially in these fearful times we live in.

Both Old Testament, and New. PRAISE JESUS!!! Not just New Testament, but also from the fire and brimstone-y Revelation. PRAISE JESUS!!!

One of my favorite verses is also from Revelation chapter 3. It's also in my top list of favorite 3:16's.

So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

How lukewarm has modern christianity become? It saddens me to think of the desolate state of it.

YIC
V

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings everyone from the heartland!

Welcome to God's favorite forum, Dr. G. Praise Jesus that you have been able to throw off the shackles of Mary worship and that He has guided you here to find the true meaning of the KJV1611 Bible.

Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? Do you have a family? Have you applied for a Godly Green Card yet? I'm sure you'd like to escape the clutches of socialism healthcare that your communistic government has shoved down your throat...

Please take a look at our Church Doctrines HERE, that you might become better aquainted with what Landover is about.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Greetings everyone from the heartland!

GLORY!!

America's Heartland is truly a wonderful and wonderous place, tops on Jesus' list of favored locations!! Why? Well, the answer is obvious.

America's Heartland is beautiful. Flat as a board, bereft of waterfront, surrounded by 8' tall genetically-altered corn plants, with only the Puritan-influenced spires of Southern Baptist Churches rising above the plain, blank horizon, there is little distraction from the dedicated teaching of the word of the Lord. Also, apart from animal husbandry or other agricultural pursuits, there are few job opportunities besides county government, the farm bureau, or the industrial manufacturing and production of God's Word.

There is no such thing as evil, venal pleasures, top quality entertainment, or fancy-schmancy fine dining in the Heartland. People are real. They enjoy Real(r) American entertainment like Yakov Schmirnov, Larry the Cable Guy, Lawrence Welk, Andy Williams, The Osmonds, Jeff Foxworthy, and Glenn Beck. They enjoy Real(r) American food like McDonalds, Olive Garden, Chilis, and Famous Dave's Barbeque Emporium.

In the Heartland, children know their place-- riding the combine from September 15 to October 9. In the Heartland, "worker's compensation" is a room next to the hog pen and a lash if the quotas aren't met. In the Heartland, "Shushi" is what people get their lawyers to do to liberated women. In the Heartland, the only "union organizing" we tolerate is between man and sheep. In the Heartland, the only "Board of Education" we respect is carved out of an ash tree. In the Heartland, "Mexican food" is the bowl of corn mush gruel we give to them after the harvest. In the Heartland, we listen to a variety of music-- Country AND Western. In the Heartland, the recreational opportunities are unlimited--- hunting, fishing, canoeing, ice fishing, shooting, hunting, and fishing, just to name but a few. In the Heartland, the evening sky is more beautiful than anywhere else on God's Earth, because we are comforted by the knowledge that we are the Chosen People in God's Chosen Country, and if the Big City Negroes want to raise a fuss we'll threaten secession. Tell me, what would America do without Nebraska? Huh? Think about THAT, New York City!!

Yes, when The Lord God created the flat, fertile prairie of America's Heartland and designated the savage Indians to be cleared from it, He surely knew that it was a Paradise on Earth(c) worthy of God's Chosen People-- White Southern Baptists. So yes, GREETINGS from the HEARTLAND!!

[Dr. Gentile]

Re: Greetings everyone from the heartland!

Welcome to God's favorite forum, Dr. G. Praise Jesus that you have been able to throw off the shackles of Mary worship and that He has guided you here to find the true meaning of the KJV1611 Bible.

Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? Do you have a family? Have you applied for a Godly Green Card yet? I'm sure you'd like to escape the clutches of socialism healthcare that your communistic government has shoved down your throat...

Please take a look at our Church Doctrines HERE, that you might become better aquainted with what Landover is about.

First things first, I am in my 30s and am an LPR (Lawful Permanent Resident) thanks to your truly merciful government. They were willing to forgive the sin of my Canadian birth (the sin of my parents) and in about 5 years 2 months and 27 days, they were able to process my paper work and issue me a green card. (I don't care what the Liberals say, the George W. Bush administration was thorough during this whole process!!!)

I have been an LPR for nearly five years now, but I don't know if it would be right to apply for citizenship. I'm not sure how God would feel about me taking the benefits of real Americans, that is Americans who are native born. Maybe someone could give me guidance on this later.

Anyway, I haven't found a wife yet because I'm not sure if Jesus would want someone who has the mark of Cain (Canadian) to marry a good American Christian woman. If I am mistaken, please correct me.

But right now, I have opened my own practice and am trying to use it as a way to save the souls of those afflicted by psychological and neurological disease. My research, while not published in any elitist journal, has led me to suspect that a secularist culture, influenced by Zen B****ism and other foreign pathogens like Europeanism, has led to an undiagnosed epidemic of moral confusion manifesting itself in the psychological and physiological diseases we know today.

As you can see, I still have some questions about how to be agressively pro-Jesus and as a Canadian immigrant (sinner) and as a doctor and researcher in a land where Godless community organizers and S*cialist appeasers are trying to destroy the social fabric.

I very much look forward to long nights of memorizing your Church Doctrines and any support you and your community can provide.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Greetings everyone from the heartland!

Wow, welcome! I feel like I already know you.