Soldier of Sanctity

[Jared H. Price]

Hello Brothers! Sorry I did not introduce myself earlier, but upon looking at the forums I felt the call of Holy Spirit upon me and found myself emotionally compelled to speak my mind, much like the God-Fearing, immigrant hating, good Republican, Mr. Joe Wilson.

I was a bit hesitant to join at first. You see, I live in the deep rural south where we tend to like things a bit conservative and traditional and I noticed that the forums here allow women to speak their minds. But then I read and listened to a bit of Miss Betty Bowers and realized that maybe the Spirit is so strong here, that even the women may be able to utter godly messages rather than just the inane babble that usually occupies their time.

Hallelujah and Praise the Lord that good Christian Folk have a place to come and share their REAL AMERICAN VALUES with each other, rather than that hippie-laced, drug worshipping, harlot staring, homosexual loving, leftist, tolerant, diversity humping, race-mixing, Evilition teaching, socialist, communist, fascist, atheist, satanic, Darwinner, Democrat voting, pitiful excuse for patriotism that seems to have reared its head with our Negro president. Amen.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Soldier of Sanctity

You appear to be a fine fellow but you are a bit narrow minded as we at Landover are fully opened minded and anti-bigotry. Women are certaion allowed to speak. For Example:
"Dinners Ready, I made extra bacon, biscuits and gravy!"
"I have gotten your BVD's completely clean!"
"You are smart, I sure wish I was!"
"You had a long week, go play poker with the boys while I clean the house"
"The poor young widow down the street has no friends, why don't you go vist with her while I wash your truck."

We are equal employment opportunists and encouage any True Christian™ Bapatists from any Church to come pray with us.

[HelpMePrayBetter]

Re: Soldier of Sanctity

Now THAT is some God-born truth right there.

There's a reason why people have "a place," and that's because you're supposed to STAY IN IT. Africans should be in Africa, Lefties should be in California waiting to fall off into the cold depths of the ocean, and only we God-fearing Republicans should be here in this great Republic! As for women, well... My grandaddy didn't say the phrase "barefoot and pregnant" because it was WRONG, he said it because it was THE WAY THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE.

Here's hoping that the Lord chooses to bless me with a proper woman now that I've recommitted my life to learning myself to praise Him better!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Soldier of Sanctity

I noticed that the forums here allow women to speak their minds.

Who said we're allowed to speak our minds? I have permission from my husband, Mr. Whitford, to post here and it's with the understand that I represent him and the correct views on everything. If I was left to my own devices, I'd probably talk about nothing but the latest modest fashions and pie recipes.

[Jared H. Price]

Re: Soldier of Sanctity

Who said we're allowed to speak our minds? I have permission from my husband, Mr. Whitford, to post here and it's with the understand that I represent him and the correct views on everything. If I was left to my own devices, I'd probably talk about nothing but the latest modest fashions and pie recipes.

That's good to hear. We all know that women's mouths have caused nothing but trouble ever since Almighty God decided that it would be better for us to be a rib short than have to fold our own laundry.

[Brother Cletus]

Re: Soldier of Sanctity

That's some right Godly Patriotic True American stuff there, Brother Jared. Welcome to Landover Baptist, I look forward to hearing more from you!

[HelpMePrayBetter]

Re: Soldier of Sanctity

That's good to hear. We all know that women's mouths have caused nothing but trouble ever since Almighty God decided that it would be better for us to be a rib short than have to fold our own laundry.

Fold our own laundry. Brother Jared, you are a hoot, I tell you what.