[R-R-R]

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racist drama

Comments on spelling doesn't make one a racist. If you however did feel it as such, I humbly apologise. It wasn't my intention to pry.

And since you had admitted to being Eurotrash, why you don't go back to yo job of cutting women's armpit hairs for a livin'? I'm sure you gots chillrens to feed, and every moment you is here sassin' folk is that much less food for yo chillrens. So git! Don't keep them hairy ladies waitin'.

I trust you have been misinformed about Europeans, we don't all have such kind of a job and twenty kids . As far as I've seen there aren't that many with such a predicament, yet undoubtingly there are cases. I'm not allknowing of course.

I just hope we can settle this peacefully. Again, I apologise for any harm done.

1 Kings 8:50
And forgive thy people that have sinned against thee, and all their transgressions wherein they have transgressed against thee, and give them compassion before them who carried them captive, that they may have compassion on them:

[Sista Lateefah]

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Quite strange though that Unsaved Trash get their spelling and grammar errors pointed out in numerous posts (correct me if I'm wrong ) but Lateefah's posts pass by (nearly?) unmentioned. I mean, regardless of how you want to speak in your day-to-day life, you can still make an effort to type in Godly American English. When people say your posts lack a bit on this matter, it is of course not a compliment, but it shouldn't be regarded as racism either. Unless I'm mistaken, any True Christian, or Unsaved Trash aspiring to be a True Christian, should try to type (and speak, but this we cannot check here) in His favourite language.

OOoooooWHEE! I know you di-unt! How you gonna come up in here and try to start a scandal about me? Actin' like you crazy. Lemme tell you somethin'! I talks the way I talks, I walks the way I walks, and I types the way I types! MMMMHMMM! Ain't nobody gonna change that about me but Jesus, and untils I gets a phone call from Him (or a forwarded email from Him from Missus Betty Bowers), I isn't plannin' on changin' none o' that! So you can just close yo mouth and take yo racist drama elsewhere.

I shouldn't claim to be righteous, for I am not a True Christian, yet I trust you do agree that people should try to speak Godly American English on His favourite forum (with some exceptions, apparently). It seemed a bit odd to me that a Honorary White True Christian would have such a status without being able to even speak or type His favourite language. If even a lowly European is able to make at least an attempt at doing so, as you can read in these very words, a True Christian should be able to at least match my ability. Or so were my thoughts on the matter at least. Yet I will not bother her with it any more, it is not up to me to do so.

And you don't need to be sassin' Pastor Zeke, either. He had done did said what he was gonna done did say on the matter, and he don't need yo backtalk. And since you had admitted to being Eurotrash, why you don't go back to yo job of cutting women's armpit hairs for a livin'? I'm sure you gots chillrens to feed, and every moment you is here sassin' folk is that much less food for yo chillrens. So git! Don't keep them hairy ladies waitin'.

[R-R-R]

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While her English abilities may be a bit....unique, only those who are Righteous may judge her. Praise Jesus!!

I shouldn't claim to be righteous, for I am not a True Christian, yet I trust you do agree that people should try to speak Godly American English on His favourite forum (with some exceptions, apparently). It seemed a bit odd to me that a Honorary White True Christian would have such a status without being able to even speak or type His favourite language. If even a lowly European is able to make at least an attempt at doing so, as you can read in these very words, a True Christian should be able to at least match my ability. Or so were my thoughts on the matter at least. Yet I will not bother her with it any more, it is not up to me to do so.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Son, you don't have to listen to unsaved trash like Rachael VanBathwater or that hippie Moonpies or whatever her name is. They are just here to stir up trouble and seduce nubile young men (and women) for their pagan sex orgies.

That having been said, sista Lateefah IS a True Christian™ and an honorary White woman. Despite the fact of her ex-nigrahood, she has been judged by Christ Himself to be a Righteous Christian. While her English abilities may be a bit....unique, only those who are Righteous may judge her. Praise Jesus!!

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

[R-R-R]

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PS - NEVER, EVER piss off a black woman Axion...unless you have a death wish. I suggest you lay off the remarks about Lateefah's grammar.

Quite strange though that Unsaved Trash get their spelling and grammar errors pointed out in numerous posts (correct me if I'm wrong ) but Lateefah's posts pass by (nearly?) unmentioned. I mean, regardless of how you want to speak in your day-to-day life, you can still make an effort to type in Godly American English. When people say your posts lack a bit on this matter, it is of course not a compliment, but it shouldn't be regarded as racism either. Unless I'm mistaken, any True Christian, or Unsaved Trash aspiring to be a True Christian, should try to type (and speak, but this we cannot check here) in His favourite language.

On a side-note; If being pissed off because of a remark about spelling/grammar, you might want to consider that as one of your lesser issues. Criticism can be regarded as an oppertunity to improve yourself (why else would the True Christians here be so critical towards the sinners that come here? Yes, to show them the error of their ways so that they may get Saved)...

I wanna know that too, Moon.

I look at assion's posts and I smell stinky predjudiced hypocrite. Anyone else smell that? Blechhhh, what a stink!

Or maybe she's actually dying and trying to get in His good graces before she passes away. If that doesn't work she'll convert to paganism and die. Ergo, the last thing she does. A bit far-fetched theorie though, so that's unlikely.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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What exactly did Axion mean by "I am not siding with any pagans, that would be the last thing I do."

Moon

I wanna know that too, Moon.

I look at assion's posts and I smell stinky predjudiced hypocrite. Anyone else smell that? Blechhhh, what a stink!

[MoonFlower]

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As for you, I'mma say a special prayer for you thatchoo find Jesus. I wouldn't wanna see a person that ain't ignant burnin' in Hell. That would be a shaaame! Praise Jesus!

Thanks. I've had a lot of people pray for me before. Maybe you'll prayer will actually work.

Moon

[Sista Lateefah]

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PS - NEVER, EVER piss off a black woman Axion...unless you have a death wish. I suggest you lay off the remarks about Lateefah's grammar.

Oooolawd! I never thoughts I was gonna see this up in here! A witch that gots a little bit o' common sense in her! You right, though! I still don't know what that thang is, but it need to close its mouth, because if it be a mens, it ain't gonna be a mens for much longer, and if it be a womens, I'mma break her back with my rollah pin! As for you, I'mma say a special prayer for you thatchoo find Jesus. I wouldn't wanna see a person that ain't ignant burnin' in Hell. That would be a shaaame! Praise Jesus!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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At this current moment in time, I will not release the standings of my beliefs, I just want to ask ..

Let me guess, xtian?

Thats funny, see, you people give Christians a bad name, and you wont even be direct about it.

Yup, xtian.

I'm not an xtian myself but one thing I have to say, in these people's defense, why are they giving xtians a bad name? As twisted as they are, they are that way because they do follow the bible, all of it, not just bits and pieces.

What's your excuse?

[MoonFlower]

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What exactly did Axion mean by "I am not siding with any pagans, that would be the last thing I do."

Moon

PS - NEVER, EVER piss off a black woman Axion...unless you have a death wish. I suggest you lay off the remarks about Lateefah's grammar.

[Sista Lateefah]

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He/she probably be one of them Ku Klutch Klans folk, as would be evidenced by this ignant and hateful racist post! Ooo LORD! I feel like I done been hate crimed up in here!

[MoonFlower]

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At this current moment in time, I will not release the standings of my beliefs, I just want to ask ..

Are you people for real? Or is all of this just a big joke?

First off...welcome to Landover. And secondly...yes, they're dead serious. Now, what exactly are your beliefs??

Moon

[SalvationSeeker]

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What kind of a stupid question is this? The landover Baptist Church is as real as the nine circles of hell.

Stop reading Dante. Hell only has ONE circle.. A lake of fire.
But we are as real as that lake of fire, and we are as real as any other Church out there, probably realer:
Beacuse we take the Word of God a whole lot more seriously.

Axion, seriously now.. Think about if for a second:
Do you really think hundreds of people have gathered here just to play some joke on.. well who? YOU?
It doesn't make any sense.

We are here to spread the gospel of Jesus Christ, and what about you?
Did you come here seeking God's love, friend?

[tommy]

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Are you people for real? Or is all of this just a big joke?

What kind of a stupid question is this? The landover Baptist Church is as real as the nine circles of hell.

[Warrior in Christ]

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At this current moment in time, I will not release the standings of my beliefs, I just want to ask ..

Are you people for real? Or is all of this just a big joke?

Yes traveler, we are real. We are as real and as tangible as you, but matters of the flesh mean very little, for the word of GOD is the most important of all that is real. Do you know the B-I-B-L-E(KJV1611)? Have you even read any part of the Landover Baptist site? If you have you will see that we are obviously real and we're very serious about our faith. Maybe you should be serious about our faith too, if you want to secure your spot in Heaven.

God Bless,

Warrior in Christ