[Levi Jones]

Re: Lost and curious

Praise!!!

Brother Levi, I so wish my daddy had enough sense to marry me off to a good Christian man. Do you have an older son perhaps?

I might be able to help.

What kind of dowry is your father offering to take you off his hands?

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Lost and curious

...If he cared, he'd be all over you all the time.

And this is why there are so many kids in Freehold who look like they belong in the opening scene of "Deliverance".

By your age it is important that you have some freedoms and the responsibilities inherent to them. As long as your father is keeping a watchful eye on you and you are staying out of serious trouble and away from drug, drink and premarital sex you will be just fine.

Up until a few of the inbred Royals in your country took to killing wives and committing endless acts of adultery, England was a Roman Catholic nation. The Church of England is a watered down little off-shoot designed to try and keep judgment away from those leaders whose lifestyles were anathema to the good Padres who kept the fires of Jesus burning in those cold, dark times.

With this in mind you might want to take a close look at Catholicism and how it can help you on your personal path to salvation through Jesus Christ. We have many Churches in and around London or you can hop on the train to Paris and visit Notre Dame Cathedral and then a little trip up the hill to Sacre Coeur and get inspired by the rich history of humility, dedication to poverty eradication and kindness to all children that are the hallmarks of the Holy Roman Church.




Bless you, my future wafer gobbler,
Father Mo



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[MiamiCandy]

Re: Lost and curious

That is a shame. Do you ever ask him why he obviously does not love you? If he cared, he'd be all over you all the time.

Why do you say that?

[FoundGirlJNB]

Re: Lost and curious

Such a pity that your father doesn't care enough to instruct you in a True Christian™ manner.

You aren't even betrothed yet?

My girl is a little young still, but we are opening talks with the Freemans. Their boy is 15. We were looking at around a two year engagement and then we are going to marry those two love birds off to produce more Soldiers For Christ®.

Praise!!!

Brother Levi, I so wish my daddy had enough sense to marry me off to a good Christian man. Do you have an older son perhaps?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Lost and curious

My dad lets me do my own thing.

Such a pity that your father doesn't care enough to instruct you in a True Christian™ manner.

You aren't even betrothed yet?

My girl is a little young still, but we are opening talks with the Freemans. Their boy is 15. We were looking at around a two year engagement and then we are going to marry those two love birds off to produce more Soldiers For Christ®.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Lost and curious

My dad lets me do my own thing.

That is a shame. Do you ever ask him why he obviously does not love you? If he cared, he'd be all over you all the time.

[MiamiCandy]

Re: Lost and curious

Don't you have a father or husband to tell you what to believe? That's the Christian way, girl.

My dad lets me do my own thing.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Lost and curious

Thank you! I'll read them this evening.

I'm here because im curious as to what to believe.

Don't you have a father or husband to tell you what to believe? That's the Christian way, girl.

[MiamiCandy]

Re: Lost and curious

Please read our Church Doctrines HERE.

Also THIS thread on the evils of papistry might help you.

Why are you here? This is a Christian forum.

Thank you! I'll read them this evening.

I'm here because im curious as to what to believe.

[Bryan Tamariki]

Re: Lost and curious

Candy... worry not about the poorly mannered reception you encountered here ... slobber, slobber, waffle waffle...
Bless you, my future fine Catholic girl,
Father Mo
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Put your tongue back in your mouth you creepy papist-pervert and leave the girl alone!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Lost and curious

What do you believe that catholics don't and vice versa?

Please read our Church Doctrines HERE.

Also THIS thread on the evils of papistry might help you.

Why are you here? This is a Christian forum.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Lost and curious

Thank you for being nice!

Is this site a Catholic site? No offence, but how do I know Catholicism is the right branch of Christianity? Serious question, i'm just curious about all this stuff is all. Lost and curious haha. Thank you so much though!

Candy,

This is NOT a cathlick site. This is a Christian site. The papist was probably being nice because he thinks you're a twelve year old boy.
Welcome to Landover!!

God Bless

Johnny

[MiamiCandy]

Re: Lost and curious

All the Catholics have their "branches" in the behinds of little altar boys. I wouldn't listen to Father Mo if I were you.

We only allow him to keep posting here in hopes that he will one day see the truth.

Landover Baptist Church is the church. There is only One True GOD, and we are the only ones that actually worship Him. Anybody else is a deluded mad man.

What do you believe that catholics don't and vice versa?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Lost and curious

Thank you for being nice!

Is this site a Catholic site? No offence, but how do I know Catholicism is the right branch of Christianity? Serious question, i'm just curious about all this stuff is all. Lost and curious haha. Thank you so much though!

Candy,

I wouldn't pay too much attention to any man who wears a dress and wants to drag you into a closet to confess how naughty you have been.

In fact, I would run as far away as I could.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Lost and curious

Wasn't Jesus a Jew though? So isn't Judaism the core belief? I'm confused, sorry!

Jesus in the flesh was in fact technically a Jew, born unto Jewish parents after the Blessed Virgin Mary... his mother... received the Holy Spirit that she might bear the earthly child of God the Father.

Sadly, the Jews have always failed to recognise that Jesus was the Messiah and son of God sent to us to bring the Lord's message in the flesh. However there is a long standing connection between Judaism and Catholicism as the old testament of the Bible obviously predates Christianity.

We can simplify things by saying the Jews were doing pretty well until they missed the boat with Jesus and left him to die at the hands of the Romans... not their finest moment as far as God was concerned but indeed the will of God as all is of his making.



Bless you, my full-time umbrella carrier,
Father Mo





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