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  • Sister Phelps
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    • Sep 2009
    • 1
    #1

    Need Help!

    Hello. I am new. Dont speak good english but want to join in Love the Lord. Thank you.
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    • Jenni111
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      • Aug 2009
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      #2
      Re: Need Help!

      Welcome "Sister" Phelps, to Gods' favorite forum

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78553
          #3
          Re: Need Help!

          Originally posted by Sister Phelps View Post
          Hello. I am new. Dont speak good english but want to join in Love the Lord. Thank you.
          Who's sister are you?

          Please introduce yourself. How old are you? What church do you attend? Tell us about yourself.

          And by the way, if you cannot adhere to the standard rules of grammar, spelling and punctuation inherent in God's favorite language (American!), then we will have to ask you to leave.

          That includes the reasonable use of the "Shift" key that God so thoughtfully provided your computer.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Awesome Possum
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              • Sep 2009
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              Re: Need Help!

              "American" is not a language. American usually refers to a citizen of one of the nations of the America's. English is the de facto national language of North America. Although there is no official language at the federal level.

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930
                  #5
                  Re: Need Help!

                  Originally posted by Awesome Possum View Post
                  "American" is not a language. American usually refers to a citizen of one of the nations of the America's. English is the de facto national language of North America. Although there is no official language at the federal level.
                  We speak American. We ride elevators, put thinks in the trunk of the car, have a look under the hood, realize, color, flashlight, cookies and etc.

                  Why is this your first post in this thread? You're in the introduction forum already. Why not start an intro thread of your own?
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • Awesome Possum
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                      • Sep 2009
                      • 2
                      #6
                      Re: Need Help!

                      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                      We speak American. We ride elevators, put thinks in the trunk of the car, have a look under the hood, realize, color, flashlight, cookies and etc.

                      Why is this your first post in this thread? You're in the introduction forum already. Why not start an intro thread of your own?
                      You don't seem to be following the "standard rules of grammar" and you keep using the word "American" improperly.

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                        • WickedWitch
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                          • Jan 2007
                          • 1366
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                          Re: Need Help!

                          Don't take this the wrong way, Possum, but we like our newbies to introduce themselves before they start posting. We like to know who we're talking to; pretty reasonable, eh? So if you could just start an introduction thread for yourself (you already know where the Introduction Forum is) and tell us a bit about yourself, that would just be smashing.
                          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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