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  • AryanBarbarian
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2007
    • 1

    #1

    Hey guys

    Hey all the name is Michael you can call me the Aryan Barbarian. I dunno what to say really?

    How about a nice started of Jerusalem why does a christian nation allow those miserable and filthy jews to just have that spot. Then again I can't say I would like living with sand people to eh? Though I dunno why I whine about this, the aryan race shall rise once again and lead all of you inbred simpletons the ability to be as our slaves.

    If you thought the third reich was cool you just wait for the fourth! GO BARBARIANS, GO FORTH AND DIE IN BATTLE!
  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729

    #2
    Re: Hey guys

    Originally posted by AryanBarbarian View Post
    Hey all the name is Michael you can call me the Aryan Barbarian. I dunno what to say really?

    How about a nice started of Jerusalem why does a christian nation allow those miserable and filthy jews to just have that spot. Then again I can't say I would like living with sand people to eh? Though I dunno why I whine about this, the aryan race shall rise once again and lead all of you inbred simpletons the ability to be as our slaves.

    If you thought the third reich was cool you just wait for the fourth! GO BARBARIANS, GO FORTH AND DIE IN BATTLE!
    Could you say that in Godly American, please?

    I'm sorry, we "inferior" types have difficulty comprehending your "superior" non-standard sentence structure and spelling.

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    • Warrior in Christ
      "Stumpy"
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2007
      • 430

      #3
      Re: Hey guys

      Originally posted by AryanBarbarian View Post
      Hey all the name is Michael you can call me the Aryan Barbarian. I dunno what to say really?

      How about a nice started of Jerusalem why does a christian nation allow those miserable and filthy jews to just have that spot. Then again I can't say I would like living with sand people to eh? Though I dunno why I whine about this, the aryan race shall rise once again and lead all of you inbred simpletons the ability to be as our slaves.

      If you thought the third reich was cool you just wait for the fourth! GO BARBARIANS, GO FORTH AND DIE IN BATTLE!
      That's a really fancy way of typing. Did you attend a school for geniuses to learn how to type this way?

      Also, why do you put a question mark right after a statement? Is that for stylistic effect?
      Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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      • MoonFlower
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 522

        #4
        Re: Hey guys

        Originally posted by AryanBarbarian View Post
        Hey all the name is Michael you can call me the Aryan Barbarian. I dunno what to say really?

        How about a nice started of Jerusalem why does a christian nation allow those miserable and filthy jews to just have that spot. Then again I can't say I would like living with sand people to eh? Though I dunno why I whine about this, the aryan race shall rise once again and lead all of you inbred simpletons the ability to be as our slaves.

        If you thought the third reich was cool you just wait for the fourth! GO BARBARIANS, GO FORTH AND DIE IN BATTLE!
        You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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        • Daisy Mae Johnson
          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15708

          #5
          Re: Hey guys

          being naturally blonde haired and blue eyed I am superior as well...but I still did not understand his post.

          Puzzeled, Sister Thumper
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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #6
            Re: Hey guys

            Originally posted by AryanBarbarian View Post
            Hey all the name is Michael you can call me the Aryan Barbarian. I dunno what to say really?

            How about a nice started of Jerusalem why does a christian nation allow those miserable and filthy jews to just have that spot. Then again I can't say I would like living with sand people to eh? Though I dunno why I whine about this, the aryan race shall rise once again and lead all of you inbred simpletons the ability to be as our slaves.

            If you thought the third reich was cool you just wait for the fourth! GO BARBARIANS, GO FORTH AND DIE IN BATTLE!
            Hmm, I'll have to place a call to Calmwood mental institution. Earlier today there was an alert about some guy who rushed out of the institution wearing nothing but a Conan the barbarian helmet, a bedsheet, and a diaper.

            That was you, wasn't it?
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • Warrior in Christ
              "Stumpy"
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2007
              • 430

              #7
              Re: Hey guys

              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              being naturally blonde haired and blue eyed I am superior as well...but I still did not understand his post.

              Puzzeled, Sister Thumper
              Praise Sister! We have surely been blessed by the LORD with our stunning good looks and superior genetics!
              Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708

                #8
                Re: Hey guys

                Originally posted by Warrior in Christ View Post
                Praise Sister! We have surely been blessed by the LORD with our stunning good looks and superior genetics!
                Ewwwwww! next we will be hearing "Hey guys. We are two wild and crazy Americans seeking two big breasted American women"

                Shivers, Sister Thumper
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                • Warrior in Christ
                  "Stumpy"
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 430

                  #9
                  Re: Hey guys

                  Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                  Ewwwwww! next we will be hearing "Hey guys. We are two wild and crazy Americans seeking two big breasted American women"

                  Shivers, Sister Thumper
                  Sister,

                  I love you as a fellow True Christian, but sometimes I wonder why you must subject me to these horrific images and ideas. A soldier needs some sleep too.
                  Last edited by Warrior in Christ; 04-17-2007, 05:03 AM.
                  Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                  • MoonFlower
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 522

                    #10
                    Re: Hey guys

                    Originally posted by Warrior in Christ View Post
                    Sister,

                    A soldier needs some sleep too....

                    Amongst other things...
                    You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                    • Warrior in Christ
                      "Stumpy"
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 430

                      #11
                      Re: Hey guys

                      Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                      Amongst other things...
                      Of course, to sustain our lives we must seek to fill our spiritual voids with the Love of Christ and the word of GOD.
                      Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708

                        #12
                        Re: Hey guys

                        Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                        Amongst other things...
                        Filthy hussey.........

                        You need JESUS. I'm calling Bobby-Joe.
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                        • MoonFlower
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 522

                          #13
                          Re: Hey guys

                          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                          Filthy hussey.........

                          You need JESUS. I'm calling Bobby-Joe.

                          You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131

                            #14
                            Re: Hey guys

                            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                            Filthy hussey.........

                            You need JESUS. I'm calling Bobby-Joe.
                            Yes, I'm sure BJ will give Moon all the 'jesus' she needs...
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                            • MoonFlower
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 522

                              #15
                              Re: Hey guys

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              Yes, I'm sure BJ will give Moon all the 'jesus' she needs...

                              That's what I keep praying for anyway....I think God in his/her old age might have a slight hearing problem.

                              Maybe I should start yelling my prayers..

                              Moon
                              You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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