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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #16
    Re: Hello there.

    Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
    Wow...I signed up to seen the reply I would get with all the stuff I do, butt I never would have imaged this.
    huh?

    you aren't a GODLY American are you?
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    • Warrior in Christ
      "Stumpy"
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2007
      • 430

      #17
      Re: Hello there.

      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
      huh?

      you aren't a GODLY American are you?
      I think you're correct Sister, this may be one of those god-less europeons I heard about on the news. I heard that they are viciously liebral and extremely homersexural.
      Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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      • Loser_seed
        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
        • Apr 2007
        • 293

        #18
        Re: Hello there.

        Originally posted by Warrior in Christ View Post
        I'm guessing this is a fred-ian slip, heathen?
        Opps...lol.

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        • Loser_seed
          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
          • Apr 2007
          • 293

          #19
          Re: Hello there.

          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
          huh?

          you aren't a GODLY American are you?
          I live in the U.S.A.! New Jesesy in fact! And I do love God. Just not that fear giveing, hate bringing God you seem to love.

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #20
            Re: Hello there.

            Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
            I live in the U.S.A.! New Jesesy in fact! And I do love God. Just not that fear giveing, hate bringing God you seem to love.
            Do you mean the god of the bible, Lunar?
            I hate to sound like a meanie-head but that biblical god IS fear-giving and hate bringing. These people only follow the bible.
            As a pagan I'm here to debate with em, but one thing I can't argue with is that they do follow the bible as it was originally intended to be followed. Which doesn't say a whole lot for it, I'm afraid...
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            • Loser_seed
              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
              • Apr 2007
              • 293

              #21
              Re: Hello there.

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              Do you mean the god of the bible, Lunar?
              I hate to sound like a meanie-head but that biblical god IS fear-giving and hate bringing. These people only follow the bible.
              As a pagan I'm here to debate with em, but one thing I can't argue with is that they do follow the bible as it was originally intended to be followed. Which doesn't say a whole lot for it, I'm afraid...
              Yea, I mean the Bible. I happen to pray to a God of true love.

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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131

                #22
                Re: Hello there.

                Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                Yea, I mean the Bible. I happen to pray to a God of true love.
                If you believe that, dear, then I suggest you try actually READING the bible sometime.
                I'll quote it here for you, actually:

                Matthew 10:34-37 34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

                35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. 37 He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

                That doesn't sound like a very loving god to me, dear. Are you sure you're thinking of the same bible?
                Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 04-17-2007, 05:45 AM.
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                • Loser_seed
                  Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 293

                  #23
                  Re: Hello there.

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  If you believe that, dear, then I suggest you try actually READING the bible sometime.
                  I'll quote it here for you, actually:

                  Matthew 10:34-37 34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

                  35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. 37 He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

                  That doesn't sound like a very loving god to me, dear. are you sure you're thinking of the same bible?
                  Well, that does not say to hate them, or to cast them aside if they don't see things you don't.

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                  • OnYourKnees
                    On Extended Furlough
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 4729

                    #24
                    Re: Hello there.

                    Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                    Yea, I mean the Bible. I happen to pray to a God of true love.
                    Which Bible have you been reading? Clearly not the King James 1611 Bible.

                    Perhaps you've been reading "The Gardener's Bible"?

                    Exodus 15:3. Look it up. Is God a hippie love god? NO!

                    (You may use www.biblegateway.com if you lack a proper Bible.)

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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131

                      #25
                      Re: Hello there.

                      Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                      Well, that does not say to hate them, or to cast them aside if they don't see things you don't.
                      Oh yes it does, my dear. Oh yes it does.

                      I'll quote some more for you:

                      Towards witches:
                      Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

                      Towards gays:

                      Leviticus 20:13 13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                      Towards people who consult with familiars/male(?) witches:

                      Leviticus 20:27 27A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

                      And here it happily states what the bible god thinks should be done with anyone who is of ANY other theistic belief:
                      Exodus 22:19 20He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

                      And here, what the biblical god believes should be done with non-believers:
                      2 Chronicles 15:12-13 12And they entered into a covenant to seek the LORD God of their fathers with all their heart and with all their soul; 13That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

                      And here's a lovely bit on the biblical god's view on killing a whole town if they pray to someone else:
                      Deuteronomy 13:13-19 13Certain men, the children of Belial, are gone out from among you, and have withdrawn the inhabitants of their city, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which ye have not known;

                      14Then shalt thou enquire, and make search, and ask diligently; and, behold, if it be truth, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought among you;

                      15Thou shalt surely smite the inhabitants of that city with the edge of the sword, destroying it utterly, and all that is therein, and the cattle thereof, with the edge of the sword.

                      16And thou shalt gather all the spoil of it into the midst of the street thereof, and shalt burn with fire the city, and all the spoil thereof every whit, for the LORD thy God: and it shall be an heap for ever; it shall not be built again.

                      17And there shall cleave nought of the cursed thing to thine hand: that the LORD may turn from the fierceness of his anger, and shew thee mercy, and have compassion upon thee, and multiply thee, as he hath sworn unto thy fathers;

                      18When thou shalt hearken to the voice of the LORD thy God, to keep all his commandments which I command thee this day, to do that which is right in the eyes of the LORD thy God.

                      Is that enough for you dear? Do you need me to go on?
                      Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 04-17-2007, 06:10 AM.
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                      • Enobarbus
                        Professor of English Landover University
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3496

                        #26
                        Re: Hello there.

                        Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                        I'm a guy, by the way.
                        Hmmm... Well, I'm afraid you sound like a bit of a girlie-man to me Lunar. You are not a demoncrat are you? I don't mean to be unkind, we are here to help, although sometimes we have to be rather forthright to do that.

                        What we want to do is teach the Word of God -- as it really is in the KJV1611; not the wishy washy, God is Love, nonsense that you get from false Christians and liebral heretics. The Christian God is a God of War and a jealous God who will not abide those who worship other Gods. What is more those who worship other Gods will be despatched at the day of judgement to the Lake of Fire. Make no mistake, Lunar, there is but one God and that is the God that we True Christians™ worship. Satan has deluded you, Lunar, and your hippie wikedan tree hugging nonsense will doom you to eternal torment. You must repent, Lunar, beg the Lord for forgiveness, accept him as your personal saviour, and begin a tithing regimen with Landover as soon as possible.
                        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                        • SalvationSeeker
                          True Christian™ Theologian
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 3892

                          #27
                          Re: Hello there.

                          Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                          I just joined not that long ago, and just wanted to say some things about myself:

                          I can talk to a tree sprit named Luna. She is my protecter of evil spirts, and I love her very much.

                          I still love Jesus, and I also love Buddha.

                          I like walking barefoot.

                          I love nature.
                          You may CLAIM to love Jesus but if you really did, you would obey Him! (John 14:15 & 1 John 5:2)
                          And Jesus sure doesn't love you:

                          And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them,
                          I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.
                          Leviticus 20:6

                          And He hates your buddha worship too.
                          Neither is there salvation in any other:
                          For there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
                          Acts 4:12

                          Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                          I live in the U.S.A.! New Jesesy in fact! And I do love God. Just not that fear giveing, hate bringing God you seem to love.
                          You mean you love a fantasy god you have created in your own image?
                          We worship the TRUE God, He who His Word, the Holy Bible tells us about!
                          Not our own fantasies like you do, you damned hippie.
                          Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 04-17-2007, 03:00 PM. Reason: typo
                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • Brother Samuel
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 72

                            #28
                            Re: Hello there.

                            Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                            I just joined not that long ago, and just wanted to say some things about myself:

                            I can talk to a tree sprit named Luna. She is my protecter of evil spirts, and I love her very much.

                            I still love Jesus, and I also love Buddha.

                            I like walking barefoot.

                            I love nature.
                            Well, like Warrior said, you're on an okay start. We might be able to work with you.
                            Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                            I'm a guy, by the way.
                            You could have fooled me.

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                            • PsychopathicRyda
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 29

                              #29
                              Re: Hello there.

                              You all are a bunch of ****ed up brainwashers. You people should be shot and burned. Read "Science and Health" by Mary Baker Eddy. That'll show you all who the real God is.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #30
                                Re: Hello there.

                                Originally posted by PsychopathicRyda View Post
                                You all are a bunch of ****ed up brainwashers. You people should be shot and burned. Read "Science and Health" by Mary Baker Eddy. That'll show you all who the real God is.
                                HA! You are joking, right!?? You expect us to take Christian Science seriously? Those cultists have been tossed into the trash heap of history. She was a drug addict and a harlot who re-wrote God's Holy Bible.

                                Please, get serious.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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