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[Brother Samuel]

Hello everyone. My name is Brother Samuel James Adam Cooper, but you can all call me Brother Samuel. Saturday was my 18th birthday and my father encouraged me to celebrate by creating an account on the Landover Baptist Church forums.

I am currently single. On a first date, I would arrive promptly at the young woman's residence and drive to the best place in town...church. We could hear one of Pastor Deacon Fred's famous Hellfire and Brimstone sermons. I would then take her out to a formal dinner where we could discuss the sermon in greater depth. After dinner, I would drive her home, ask her father's permission to see her again, and be on my way home all before 9:00 PM.

See you all in church.

Yours in Christ,

Brother Samuel

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

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Hi. What's up? I hope you are full of love, and happinss.

[R-R-R]

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Welcome to the site Brother Samual. By the way, you might want to PM one of the moderators, (or ask them when you see them in church) to change your status of Unsaved Trash to Member or True Christian. If you are so Godly as your post says, that should be no problem I trust. The purple status of a hellbound sinner contradicts quite a bit with your kind opening post.

[Brother Samuel]

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Welcome to the site Brother Samual. By the way, you might want to PM one of the moderators, (or ask them when you see them in church) to change your status of Unsaved Trash to Member or True Christian. If you are so Godly as your post says, that should be no problem I trust. The purple status of a hellbound sinner contradicts quite a bit with your kind opening post.

First of all, my name is spelled "Samuel" not "Samual". Second of all, I would like to get my status changed, but I'm sure the Department of Faith is still working on the paperwork. Patience is a virtue. Luke 21:19 "In your patience possess ye your souls."

Lunar_seed: You said

Hi. What's up? I hope you are full of love, and happinss.

To answer your first question, Jesus is up...in Heaven that is. From what I have gathered, you are a communist, tree-hugging hippy, and Jesus will not have to endure your presence in Heaven. Praise™ the Lord for that. In response to your second sentence, I am full of love. The love of Jesus. As in Deuteronomy 6:5: "Love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength." If this is the love you speak of, then yes, I am full of love. As for happinss, I'm not so sure. I try not to be full of things if I don't know what they are.

[Warrior in Christ]

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Welcome Brother!

Tell me, what is your favorite version of the KJV 1611 Bible? Hardcover or softcover? Also, what is your favorite Bible(KJV 1611) verse? Welcome to God's Favorite Forum, I hope you enjoy your stay and find the answers to questions you seek about True Christianity™.

[MoonFlower]

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Welcome to Landover Brother Samuel. I'm sure you'll love it here.

Moon

[OnYourKnees]

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Welcome to the site Brother Samual. By the way, you might want to PM one of the moderators, (or ask them when you see them in church) to change your status of Unsaved Trash to Member or True Christian. If you are so Godly as your post says, that should be no problem I trust. The purple status of a hellbound sinner contradicts quite a bit with your kind opening post.

Nothing is overlooked by the watchful gaze of our Pastors, Friend who Laughs Like Pirate.

However, everyone who joins is considered Unsaved Trash until his DOF file is received (the vacuum tubes are broken, so the DOF has to deliver by hand from DC now) and reviewed.

American law and God's Law differ. American judges say you are innocent until proven guilty. The Great Judge, God, declares that you are guilty until you have repeatedly and continuously proven yourself innocent.

The only way to do this, of course, is to believe on Jesus and follow every commandment of God in the Bible.

That said . . . Welcome, Samuel!