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    Greetings to all true Christians.

    I am an ordained minister in the United Ecumenical Ministry (a typical wishy washy liberal English Church) and I thank the Lord for guiding me to your website whilst undergoing an onerous task of research modern Scandinavian porn for a presentation I will be giving to the local Womens Institute later this month.

    My delight at finding a forum with reasonable Christians ideas cannot be contained and I cannot wait to spread the word at next Sunday's Sermon. No longer will I take counsel from the non-Christians and atheists who run the Church of England.

    Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition.

    PS Can you let me know your views on substance abuse.
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    Re: Greetings to all true Christians.

    Originally posted by Brother Arr View Post
    PS Can you let me know your views on substance abuse.
    If you're referring to illicit drug use, much has already been written on that subject: drugs: satan's gateway to hell
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      Re: Greetings to all true Christians.

      Originally posted by Brother Arr View Post
      I am an ordained minister in the United Ecumenical Ministry (a typical wishy washy liberal English Church) and I thank the Lord for guiding me to your website whilst undergoing an onerous task of research modern Scandinavian porn for a presentation I will be giving to the local Womens Institute later this month.
      Welcome!

      Your task sounds onerous indeed. What is your favorite sermon you like to give?
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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      • #4
        Re: Greetings to all true Christians.

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        If you're referring to illicit drug use, much has already been written on that subject: drugs: satan's gateway to hell
        Yes I read that but found the contradictory views depressing. Personally I would like to see all drug abusers hanged, drawn and quartered, sadly a form of punishment out of fashion in these "enlightened" times, (and if that includes seven of my eight children so be it). However it cannot be denied marijuana's one hell of a cash crop in California.

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        • #5
          Re: Greetings to all true Christians.

          That's blood money, and I don't think you want any part in that.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • #6
            Re: Greetings to all true Christians.

            Originally posted by Brother Arr View Post
            I am an ordained minister in the United Ecumenical Ministry (a typical wishy washy liberal English Church) .............. No longer will I take counsel from the non-Christians and atheists who run the Church of England.
            .
            You're British, you say. Hmmm.........are you gay?
            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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            • #7
              Re: Greetings to all true Christians.

              Originally posted by HTannor View Post
              You're British, you say. Hmmm.........are you gay?
              Yes I'm British but I am most certainly not gay (unlike many in the C of E Synod). Northern Ireland and parts of Scotland offer a far better interpretation of the Good Book than the C of E. By the way what version of the Bible do you people generally go by, I mostly use the AKJV.

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              • #8
                Re: Greetings to all true Christians.

                Originally posted by Brother Arr View Post
                Yes I'm British but I am most certainly not gay (unlike many in the C of E Synod). Northern Ireland and parts of Scotland offer a far better interpretation of the Good Book than the C of E. By the way what version of the Bible do you people generally go by, I mostly use the AKJV.
                We use the only TRUE Word of God, the KJV1611 Authorized Version. And HERE'S WHY.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #9
                  Re: Greetings to all true Christians.

                  Originally posted by Brother Arr View Post
                  Yes I'm British but I am most certainly not gay (unlike many in the C of E Synod). Northern Ireland and parts of Scotland offer a far better interpretation of the Good Book than the C of E. By the way what version of the Bible do you people generally go by, I mostly use the AKJV.
                  Versions? There aint versions. The KJV1611 dont have no versions and if you keep lookin at any a these other books claimin to be bibles your gonna end up on the log flume to the lake of fire if it aint all ready too late. Quit gettin under our Lords skin and get you a KJV1611 today cause you got a lots a catchin up to do real quick like before you buy the farm and find your self on a spit for ever and ever.
                  GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Greetings to all true Christians.

                    Have I missed some thing? Has our LORD authorized a different bible other than the KJV1611? I thought them other books that say they are bibles was to be used fer starting bond fires and things like that ?

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