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  • philip
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 4
    #1

    Greetings!

    I'm enjoying being alive in the spirit.

    I originally found Jesus in the bathroom - someone had mistakenly placed the Gideon Bible from the nightstand to the back of the toilet. But from that moment on, I've enjoyed reading the matter falling from our Savior's lips. His name be praised!

    I'm interested most in reading about homeschooling practices, especially those relating to the years after children graduate from high school.

    Please help me find my way in Christ.

    ~philip
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555
      #2
      Re: Greetings!

      Welcome to God's favorite forum, Phil. Please tell us about yourself.

      How old are you? What church do you attend? Any favorite Scriptures?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Lola Handcock
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 739
          #3
          Re: Greetings!

          Originally posted by philip View Post
          I'm enjoying being alive in the spirit.

          I originally found Jesus in the bathroom - someone had mistakenly placed the Gideon Bible from the nightstand to the back of the toilet. But from that moment on, I've enjoyed reading the matter falling from our Savior's lips. His name be praised!

          I'm interested most in reading about homeschooling practices, especially those relating to the years after children graduate from high school.

          Please help me find my way in Christ.

          ~philip
          Who is this feller Gideon ? and don't he know no better than to leave the Lords book on the back of a terlot ?
          He sure had take better care of the bible than that.My KJV 1611 sure don't get no where close to the crapper ! Iffin it ain't in my hands it is on the table next to my lazy boy chair!

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            • truth_finder
              Unsaved trash
              • Oct 2009
              • 19
              #4
              Re: Greetings!

              Hi, I'm new to this thread. There's quit a selection of interesting stuff here. Right now, a am pretty much agnostic. I don't know if I want to be saved. In addition, I feel guilty.....I mean if anyone wants to talk about it.

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                • Hank
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 405
                  #5
                  Re: Greetings!

                  Originally posted by truth_finder View Post
                  Hi, I'm new to this thread. There's quit a selection of interesting stuff here. Right now, a am pretty much agnostic. I don't know if I want to be saved. In addition, I feel guilty.....I mean if anyone wants to talk about it.
                  Only Jesus can save you from your guilty feelings and make you want to change your sinful homasexual ways.
                  Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                  GOD HATES FAGS
                  Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                  DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                   WHITE AND PROUD

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                    • FoundGirlJNB
                      Found Sheep
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 351
                      #6
                      Re: Greetings!

                      Welcome Philip. I hope that you will grow in God's word and become a true Christian one day!

                      You are in the right place if your intentions are good!

                      God Bless
                      Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                        • releaseme
                          Forum Member
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 116
                          #7
                          Re: Greetings!

                          Hello and welcome
                          The glory of the LORD went up from the cherub, and stood over the threshold of the house; and the house was filled with the cloud, and the court was full of the brightness of the LORD's glory

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                            • philip
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 4
                              #8
                              Re: Greetings!

                              Thank you to you all.

                              To answer the questions I've received to date...

                              I'm 33. I and my wife Beatrice are members of the 1st Baptist Church of San Francisco in Omaha, Nebraska. We're a group of pilgrims from the sinful city that made our way back east toward the promised land.

                              I was a former practitioner of sin whom God tempted with homosexuality, but overcame it. Praise his name! My wife too was tempted, but we overcame it through his grace. And while we could have been duly tempted when God helped us overcome or deepest desires, to become overly come by the wrath of heterosexuality, we instead found ourselves only interested in movies and lunch. Praise Jesus!!

                              And now we are married, and have a lovely, beautiful daughter. Just the one.

                              Thank you all for your kind words - I hope I've finally found a safe island of Christ in this frightful online Gomorrah.

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                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                   
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 78555
                                  #9
                                  Re: Greetings!

                                  Praise Jesus! Another ex-queer Saved by Jesus!

                                  Are you a graduate of Betty Bower's BASH Program?
                                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                    • Levi Jones
                                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                       
                                      • Jul 2009
                                      • 13930
                                      #10
                                      Re: Greetings!

                                      Originally posted by philip View Post
                                      Thank you to you all.

                                      To answer the questions I've received to date...

                                      I'm 33. I and my wife Beatrice are members of the 1st Baptist Church of San Francisco in Omaha, Nebraska. We're a group of pilgrims from the sinful city that made our way back east toward the promised land.

                                      I was a former practitioner of sin whom God tempted with homosexuality, but overcame it. Praise his name! My wife too was tempted, but we overcame it through his grace. And while we could have been duly tempted when God helped us overcome or deepest desires, to become overly come by the wrath of heterosexuality, we instead found ourselves only interested in movies and lunch. Praise Jesus!!

                                      And now we are married, and have a lovely, beautiful daughter. Just the one.

                                      Thank you all for your kind words - I hope I've finally found a safe island of Christ in this frightful online Gomorrah.
                                      Philip, I find your story to be touching. I feel as if I know you already. Shout Glory!
                                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                        • philip
                                          Forum Member
                                          Forum Member
                                          • Oct 2009
                                          • 4
                                          #11
                                          Re: Greetings!

                                          Alas, I fear my graduation predates my knowledge of Mrs. Betty Bowers fabulous programs. Perhaps, I will graduate from them another time.

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                                            • Hank
                                              Forum Member
                                              Forum Member
                                              • Oct 2009
                                              • 405
                                              #12
                                              Re: Greetings!

                                              Jesus wins again! What a wonderful God we serve!
                                              Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                                              GOD HATES FAGS
                                              Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                                              DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                                               WHITE AND PROUD

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