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Re: Intro's to the Prawn
Okay, you win the prize for the worst introduction ever.Originally posted by PrawnCurry View Post
Do you have a name? Can you tell us about yourself, your church, etc?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Intro's to the Prawn
I do have a name, not giving it to you though
Dont have a church right now
Used to follow the catholics but it seems they have a vein of evil running all the way to the VaticanComment
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Re: Intro's to the Prawn
Well with a freindly attitude like that, you shouldn't expect much of a warm welcome here, pal.Originally posted by PrawnCurry View Post
Are you even a Christian?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: Intro's to the Prawn
You may call me Prawn or Curry as it pleases youComment
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Re: Intro's to the Prawn
I think I'll call you Keith.Originally posted by Keith View Post
Why do you think Jesus called you here to His favorite forum, Keith?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: Intro's to the Prawn
<secret_message> psst... bad news Pastor. The DoF thinks he's spying for Nelson Mandela. You know his last encounter with Wash O'Hanley was a bit, um, rough, and I think he wants revenge... So let's be careful here.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
</secret message>
Good question Pastor.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Re: Intro's to the Prawn
Keith,
It concerns me that you are so eager to be called after that which is an abomination to the Lord? Seems to me that someone who would wish to be named after a shellfish has some serious problems, perhaps stemming from some past abuses by your Catholic priest? I know that it might cause some flashbacks for you, but try to ignore Father Mo: he comes around a lot, but we keep him under control (thank you mods!). I know it can be tough, but I would recommend that you let us help you with your deep-seated issues with religion: we're here to help
You're among friends here; I know it can hurt with past abuses, especially since Catholics use the same name: "Christians". Rest assured, we're the real deal here, no imposters allowed. If you are receptive to help, please PM one of our kind pastors, and let me tell you from experience, no pastor is more kindly and willing to help with a soft hand than our own Pastor Zeke.
I will add you to my prayers and hope that the Lord softens your hardened heart.Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"Comment
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Re: Intro's to the Prawn
I still prefer Prawn or Curry
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Re: Intro's to the Prawn
Keith, Prawn and Curry both seem to be foolish names. Why do you insist upon using them?Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.Comment
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Re: Intro's to the Prawn
Keith ,there sure are a lot of them nancy boys named Keith
Prawn thats another name for a shrimp.Shrimp is bottom feeders they eat poop.And Christians dont eat them.
Curry,aint that what them mooslims eat
so this feller is a homer poop eating mooslim .
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