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  • Scourge of Evil
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    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2009
    • 11
    #1

    Proper Introduction

    For those who don't know me, I'm a saved man originally from Lithonia, GA. I thought I was saved at the age of eight, but it wasn't till I turned thirty that Jesus came to me in a vision and said that I had not truly accepted him into my heart. I fill my days nowwitnessing for Jesus, and I am well rewarded. I have more guns than all my friends, and God provides me with an accurate shot and fine meat for my table. Now that I know we are commanded to obey the laws of the land, I only hunt during the proper season, used to be wehenever I seen a deer I would slam on brakes and jump out blastin, regardless of the time of year. Hopefully I can learn more techniques here for dealin with them cathlic mexicans who are invading my town. They even built a cathlic church here.

    Praise God.
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    • Ebenezer Wright
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 1021
      #2
      Re: Proper Introduction

      Welcome brother, what church do you currently attend? How long does it take you to properly gut out a deer? What is your favorite Bible verse?
      Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

      Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: Proper Introduction

          What's with the name, pal? Would Jesus approve?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Hank
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 405
              #4
              Re: Proper Introduction

              Welcome friend... How quick can you pull apart and rebuild an M16? Do you like the hollow point or the FMJ shells?
              Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

              GOD HATES FAGS
              Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
              DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

               WHITE AND PROUD

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