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  • BenchWarmer
    Unsaved trash, Teenaged dope addict
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2009
    • 11
    #1

    Hello!

    Hey everyone I'm BenchWarmer. I'm 25 years old and work as a manager for a big company. I am originally from Maryland and grew up in a mixed ultra conservative (Mother) and ultra liberal (Father) home so I think I have heard opposing points of view of every issue ever raised by any political faction, whether is religion, or any issue in general.

    My favorite bible verse is - "Be content with what you have, for God has said, "Neverwill I leave you; never will I forsake you." So say with confidence, "The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid."
    - Hebrews 13:5,6

    I'll just leave it at that, I've never been good at introducing myself.




    "Even when you move out and suddenly find your folks at the door for a visit, they still try to pull the heavy criticism bag. You can hit 40 years old and that sh*t never changes."
    -DB
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Hello!

      Welcome to God's favorite forum. What church do you attend?

      Have you read our Church Doctrines yet?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Osambo 08
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Sep 2008
          • 671
          #3
          Re: Hello!

          Originally posted by BenchWarmer View Post
          Hey everyone I'm BenchWarmer. I'm 25 years old and work as a manager for a big company. I am originally from Maryland and grew up in a mixed ultra conservative (Mother) and ultra liberal (Father) home so I think I have heard opposing points of view of every issue ever raised by any political faction, whether is religion, or any issue in general.

          My favorite bible verse is - "Be content with what you have, for God has said, "Neverwill I leave you; never will I forsake you." So say with confidence, "The Lord is my helper; I will not be afraid."
          - Hebrews 13:5,6

          I'll just leave it at that, I've never been good at introducing myself.




          Welcome to the Lord's favorite forum, BenchWarmer. The only way to ascend to True Christian-hood is by tithing generously!

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