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Re: I need some advice...
I hate to dwell on such offensive and uncomfortable matters (but that's my job as a True Christian), but it is NOT your tallywacker you should have removed! You need to have the two things below it removed!
If you only get your tallywacker removed, you will still suffer with lustful urges, only you will have no means by which to take them out on (or IN) your wife. Besides, you need your tallywacker to go pee pee standing up. Otherwise you will have to sit like a woman when you go.
You should also tell your pastor's wife about the stirrings she has caused, so that she can repent for all the trouble she created for you. In fact, she should pay for the operation.
I hate to dwell on such offensive and uncomfortable matters (but that's my job as a True Christian), but it is NOT your tallywacker you should have removed! You need to have the two things below it removed!
If you only get your tallywacker removed, you will still suffer with lustful urges, only you will have no means by which to take them out on (or IN) your wife. Besides, you need your tallywacker to go pee pee standing up. Otherwise you will have to sit like a woman when you go.
You should also tell your pastor's wife about the stirrings she has caused, so that she can repent for all the trouble she created for you. In fact, she should pay for the operation.
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