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  • Apoplectic
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2009
    • 1

    #1

    H*llo

    I woked up this mornin feelin so invigorated and full o' the Lord's hate that I burst out a-singin, till my landlord banged on the door an told me to shut the h*ll up, but I knowed it was The Dark One speaking through him so I sang louder and louder just to let Satan know that his evil was no match for God's, but the landlord threw me out on the street and I was homeless once again but then I found a pamphlet for Landrover Baptist church in the gutter and now here I am.

    Glory be.
    Praise the Lord till you're blue in the face!
  • TabithaB
    Unsaved trash
    • Oct 2009
    • 17

    #2
    Re: H*llo

    Welcome you'll fit in just right over here. They're all full of the "Lords" hate. *rolls eyes* only one emotion on these boards. I suggest you get out of here bofre they corrupt your thoughts and dreams. Go to the main forum and look for yourself they're talking about sex with vegetables, the saw VI movie and how it relates to the bible, And killing witches with fire arms. They don't care about unsaved or the world, they care about correcting your grammer. Get out while you can.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: H*llo

      It's spelled grammar.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Jenni111
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        • Aug 2009
        • 323

        #4
        Re: H*llo

        Originally posted by TabithaB View Post
        They don't care about unsaved or the world, they care about correcting your grammer. Get out while you can.

        It's forum. You're expected to have correct grammar and there are moderators to enforce that. I apologize if you had wiccan English teachers that didn't teach you how to write a sentence correctly.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: H*llo

          Originally posted by Apoplectic View Post
          I woked up this mornin feelin so invigorated and full o' the Lord's hate that I burst out a-singin, till my landlord banged on the door an told me to shut the h*ll up, but I knowed it was The Dark One speaking through him so I sang louder and louder just to let Satan know that his evil was no match for God's, but the landlord threw me out on the street and I was homeless once again but then I found a pamphlet for Landrover Baptist church in the gutter and now here I am.

          Glory be.
          You did what this morning?

          What church do you attend, boy? Are you hopped up on the drugs?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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