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  • Lowird
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    • Oct 2009
    • 6

    #1

    Hello!

    My name is Logan Wirts, I am a true christian. I just recently found this cite and I just got addicted to all the Love for Jesus posted on this website!
    I am disappointed that some satan worshippers manage to pry their closed mind opinions in here. So I made an account to demolish their plots to mock our Lord!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hello!

    Welcome to God's favorite forum. What Church dom you attend? How old are you? Any favorite Scriptures?

    What kind of a name is "Lowrid"?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Lowird
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      • Oct 2009
      • 6

      #3
      Re: Hello!

      To answer your questions:
      I belong to the Emmanuel Baptist Church in Bloomington, Indiana. I am 26 years old. My favorite scripture is by far John 3:16, "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." Also Psalm 118:24 "This is the day the LORD has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it."

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      • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
        Scientific Advisor
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2373

        #4
        Re: Hello!

        Originally posted by Lowird View Post
        To answer your questions:
        I belong to the Emmanuel Baptist Church in Bloomington, Indiana. I am 26 years old. My favorite scripture is by far John 3:16, "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." Also Psalm 118:24 "This is the day the LORD has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it."
        Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than going to the garage makes you a car. Remember, even Obama goes to church, do you think he's Saved(tm)?

        When were you saved? And I don't mean "sometime in the summer of '79", I mean "January 3rd, 1979, immediately after eating a supper of pork and lentins at 3 o'clock". What was your first experience when the Holy Ghost washed over you? Were there any witnesses or is it possible you were just hallucinating after eating a bad cheese? Could you please give us three examples of how God changed your life? Be specific, not the typical "I'm a better person" line!

        Praise Jesus and welcome
        Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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        • Brother Enoch
          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2008
          • 4392

          #5
          Re: Hello!

          Originally posted by Lowird View Post
          I am disappointed that some satan worshippers manage to pry their closed mind opinions in here. So I made an account to demolish their plots to mock our Lord!
          Yeah, welcome. I'd like to say I admire your zeal in fighting Satan. I'd like to say it but I notice a five day gap between your first and second post. What were you doing for those five days? Were you under the impression that Satan was on vacation for that time? Or are you actually all fiery talk but no action? Time will tell, I suppose, but this is not an auspicious start.

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          • Vavoline Johnson
            Mammy
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2009
            • 960

            #6
            Re: Hello!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Welcome to God's favorite forum. What Church dom you attend? How old are you? Any favorite Scriptures?

            What kind of a name is "Lowrid"?
            Lawd, I think it be code for Mexican!
            Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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            • Blakeyoung
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2009
              • 64

              #7
              Re: Hello!

              Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
              Lawd, I think it be code for Mexican!
              I believe it is just a combination of his first and Last name.

              Logan Wirts
              Lo + Wir + D = Lowird.
              Proverbs 1:10
              My son, if sinners entice you, do not give in to them

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Hello!

                Originally posted by Blakeyoung View Post
                I believe it is just a combination of his first and Last name.

                Logan Wirts
                Lo + Wir + D = Lowird.
                Is this Mr. Wirts a friend of yours? One of your fellow non-gay locker room buddies?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Blakeyoung
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 64

                  #9
                  Re: Hello!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Is this Mr. Wirts a friend of yours? One of your fellow non-gay locker room buddies?
                  No I have no idea who he is, he's from Indiana, I am from Sydney. We aren't even on the same continent.
                  Proverbs 1:10
                  My son, if sinners entice you, do not give in to them

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                  • lrbailey
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                    • Oct 2009
                    • 86

                    #10
                    Re: Hello!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Is this Mr. Wirts a friend of yours? One of your fellow non-gay locker room buddies?
                    It was pretty easy it figure out, lol. Just added a "D" for some reason or another. Also I've noticed in some of the threads that some members accuse others of homosexuality with no backing up of the accusation. Little like McCarthyism if ya ask me...
                    Please, I gave up dollies months ago.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Hello!

                      Originally posted by lrbailey View Post
                      It was pretty easy it figure out, lol. Just added a "D" for some reason or another. Also I've noticed in some of the threads that some members accuse others of homosexuality with no backing up of the accusation. Little like McCarthyism if ya ask me...
                      The problem is, nobody did ask you.

                      Your unsaved opinions are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • lrbailey
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                        • Oct 2009
                        • 86

                        #12
                        Re: Hello!

                        I'm sorry I drew a parallel you didn't like.
                        Please, I gave up dollies months ago.

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                        • Lowird
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                          • Oct 2009
                          • 6

                          #13
                          Re: Hello!

                          Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                          Yeah, welcome. I'd like to say I admire your zeal in fighting Satan. I'd like to say it but I notice a five day gap between your first and second post. What were you doing for those five days? Were you under the impression that Satan was on vacation for that time? Or are you actually all fiery talk but no action? Time will tell, I suppose, but this is not an auspicious start.
                          I hope that you don't think that just because i was not constantly checking this forum that I do not wish to stop crushing Satan's work. I merely do not have access to a computer as often as I like, and spend more time trying to do things outside of the forum. Like I said before I am happy to be apart of this forum, and how it shows how loving Jesus is. I will help show all the Satan worshippers that come on this site that they are dead wrong and are going to burn in hell, sadly I cannot let this forum be my only focus in life.

                          To answer someone's question about how I knew I was saved. Well I knew immediately that I was saved the minute I picked up and read the Bible and took Jesus into my heart. I do not need a date or time to let Jesus into my heart for me to saved. I know I am saved because I believe everything that our Lord wrote.

                          Also my name is just a nickname I had growing up, because my first name is Logan and last name is Wirts, my friend would just call me Lowirts.

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                          • Mark Antony
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 26

                            #14
                            Re: Hello!

                            Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                            Remember, even Obama goes to church, do you think he's Saved™?
                            Dear Dr. Ernest -

                            Forgive my antipodean ignorance, but are you saying God's Favourite Nation has elected a Prime Minister who is anything less than a True Christian? How did this travesty occur? Perhaps you would be good enough to inform me as to his Satan Loving behaviours in office?

                            Yours in The Lord, Mark Antony

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                            • Lowird
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                              • Oct 2009
                              • 6

                              #15
                              Re: Hello!

                              I type a little to hastily in my last reply I meant to say my friends just call me Lowird, I just typed my last name down by mistake, but it just a nickname of my first and last name, I do not understand why it has a 'D', my friends just pronounce it that way. It is not mexican in anyway, whoever said that.

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