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  • RacheyVengeance
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    • Oct 2009
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    Greetings.

    I am Rachel, and I found God at a very young age, as I grew up in an extremly religious home. I am looking for a good enough church right now, because there are none in my town that are good enough. They all speak nonesense.

    I'm sure you'll be seeing me around a whole lot.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
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      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
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      Re: Greetings.

      Originally posted by RacheyVengeance View Post
      I am Rachel, and I found God at a very young age, as I grew up in an extremly religious home. I am looking for a good enough church right now, because there are none in my town that are good enough. They all speak nonesense.

      I'm sure you'll be seeing me around a whole lot.
      Welcome to God's favorite forum, Rachel. Please tell us about yourself.

      How old are you? What Godless town do you live in? Do you have your husband's permission to be here?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • RacheyVengeance
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          • Oct 2009
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          Re: Greetings.

          I'm 18, so I'm not married yet, but my parents have found the right guy for me, and we're getting married as soon as I turn 20.

          I live in Traverse City, Michigan. There are many many Churches here, but none are good.

          I'm very happy to be here.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Greetings.

              Originally posted by RacheyVengeance View Post
              I'm 18, so I'm not married yet, but my parents have found the right guy for me, and we're getting married as soon as I turn 20.
              Why 20? You should have popped out 3 or 4 sons by the age of 20 young lady. Jesus needs soldiers to do battle with satan.

              Originally posted by RacheyVengeance View Post
              I live in Traverse City, Michigan. There are many many Churches here, but none are good.
              What's wrong with Bible Baptist? I've met Pastor Damiani several times, and he is a fine, Christian, KJV only pastor.

              I'd love to hear a detailed analysis of why all of the Independant Baptist Churches in Traverse City are no good.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • crazychick
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                  • Oct 2009
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                  Re: Greetings.

                  Originally posted by RacheyVengeance View Post
                  I am Rachel, and I found God at a very young age, as I grew up in an extremly religious home. I am looking for a good enough church right now, because there are none in my town that are good enough. They all speak nonesense.

                  I'm sure you'll be seeing me around a whole lot.
                  What's wit the name, Rachey? Who are you taking vengeance on?

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