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Jesus is my best friend. I like reading the Bible and I hate satan (Who is everywhere). My calling came when I was young, and my daddy said "Praise Jesus" and he bought me a gun!
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Re: Howdy
Howdy! Was it, brother or sister?
Tell us a little more about yourself. What Church do you attend? What is your favorite Bible verse?Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Howdy
Why, it's brother, brother Jones! You don't think a woman would be able to spell half the words in my post do you? About me... well my favorite Bible verses are-
1. Ephesians 2:8-9
8For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
9Not of works, lest any man should boast.
2. James 2:24
24Ye see then how that by works a man is justified, and not by faith only.
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John 11:35
Jesus wept.
as far as what church I belong to-- well that's why I'm here Brother Jones- I've learned that Landover Baptist is the oneliest church that Jesus loves and I want to join-- every other church is filled with homos and tallywankers. I was hoping that the fine young and handsome men of Landover (like Pastor Ezekiel) could help me walk with Jesus!
Praise and Glory unto him!! (Jesus, not the pastor) (but I don't want to hurt the pastor's feelings either!)Comment
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Re: Howdy
What are you babbling about, son? You aren't even making sense.
I'm going to have the DOF look at you extra close.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: Howdy
Thanks!Comment
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