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  • cardito
    seeker of truth
    • Oct 2009
    • 7

    #1

    A sad hello

    I understand now. With all sincerity, I want to apologies for all of us who have hurt you. There is a beautiful place for you...I hope you find it.

    Christin
  • cardito
    seeker of truth
    • Oct 2009
    • 7

    #2
    Re: A sad hello

    oh yes, one more thing. After realizing what is actually going on here I also realized that the weight of what this organization is doing is very serious...please recognize, it is more real than you can imagine.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: A sad hello

      Is there more?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • cardito
        seeker of truth
        • Oct 2009
        • 7

        #4
        Re: A sad hello

        Smile...I would really like to meet some of you crazies. There is a question I have. If you are so angry about the whole thing, why are you wasting your time? Not at all am I trying to be facetious, this is a sincere question.

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        • Emil Sledge
          struggling to make sense for Jesus
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2009
          • 257

          #5
          Re: A sad hello

          Originally posted by cardito View Post
          Smile...I would really like to meet some of you crazies. There is a question I have. If you are so angry about the whole thing, why are you wasting your time? Not at all am I trying to be facetious, this is a sincere question.
          I aint angry at no body. Except for maybe Hank downstairs cause it still hurts to walk today but other than him I aint angry at all. But you can read about that in a nother thread. We aint wastin our time here either. Whered you get a fool idea like that? Every little thing we say and think and learn makes us a nother step closer to Jesus Christ and its sad if you think thats wastin time. You might oughta take Jesus in to your heart like tonight. Ask one a the pastors to get with you to study the King James Bible 1611 one on one and maybe thered be some hope for you. But if you wanna burn in satans coals thats your bisiness I spose. Your posts dont make a lick a sence anyhoo. Dont even know who your talkin to sheesh.
          GOT DEMONS? WE CAN HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THEM ALONE! JESUS WANTS YOU TO BE RID OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO IT ALONE! LET US HELP YOU RIGHT AWAY!

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          • cardito
            seeker of truth
            • Oct 2009
            • 7

            #6
            Re: A sad hello

            Emil,

            Yes, I hope there is some hope for me. I believe there is. I would like to talk to a pastor. How would I go about doing that?

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: A sad hello

              Originally posted by cardito View Post
              Emil,

              Yes, I hope there is some hope for me. I believe there is. I would like to talk to a pastor. How would I go about doing that?
              I'm a True Christian(tm) Pastor, son. My Church bio is HERE. What can I do for you?

              You're speaking cryptically. Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What country are you from? What Church do you attend?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Rev Moonfloss
                Forum Member, Professor of Ebonics
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 91

                #8
                Re: A sad hello

                Ya bein real careful der Pastor, when da be speakin dat crypt, yall be known dat dey be gang bangers. Iz sees dem on da streets all da time. But da fool be lookin ta sell his weed here.
                Pimpin' Fo Jesus

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                • crazychick
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 48

                  #9
                  Re: A sad hello

                  Originally posted by Rev Moonfloss View Post
                  da fool be lookin ta sell his weed here.
                  Then he need look no further!

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                  • Rev Moonfloss
                    Forum Member, Professor of Ebonics
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 91

                    #10
                    Re: A sad hello

                    Ya drug token ho! Yall need ta be repentin of yo sins! Wez don't need ya commie ho's comin here gettin high and fornacatin on a family forum!
                    Pimpin' Fo Jesus

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                    • cardito
                      seeker of truth
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 7

                      #11
                      Re: A sad hello

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      I'm a True Christian™ Pastor, son. My Church bio is HERE. What can I do for you?

                      You're speaking cryptically. Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What country are you from? What Church do you attend?
                      I looked at your bio. Thank you for that touching note about you memorizing the concordance at such a young age, I think you might be a true gem.

                      So if I would wish to speak to you. Would it be within the confines of this incessant forum or elsewhere?

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: A sad hello

                        Originally posted by cardito View Post
                        I looked at your bio. Thank you for that touching note about you memorizing the concordance at such a young age, I think you might be a true gem.

                        So if I would wish to speak to you. Would it be within the confines of this incessant forum or elsewhere?
                        If you are in need of private counseling, feel free to click on the email link at the bottom of my signature and contact me that way. Otherwise, you can post here, and gain from the sagely advice of several True Christian(tm) pastors.

                        Your testimony could inspire others, friend. I hope you'll share.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • cardito
                          seeker of truth
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 7

                          #13
                          Re: A sad hello

                          [QUOTE=Pastor Ezekiel;415180]If you are in need of private counseling, feel free to click on the email link at the bottom of my signature and contact me that way. Otherwise, you can post here, and gain from the sagely advice of several True Christian™ pastors.

                          I sent an e-mail to your link. I do not believe that it sent properly. Please let me know. The questions I am asking are not for a forum.\

                          Christin

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: A sad hello

                            [QUOTE=cardito;415204]
                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            If you are in need of private counseling, feel free to click on the email link at the bottom of my signature and contact me that way. Otherwise, you can post here, and gain from the sagely advice of several True Christian™ pastors.

                            I sent an e-mail to your link. I do not believe that it sent properly. Please let me know. The questions I am asking are not for a forum.\

                            Christin
                            I have not recieved your email, friend. My address is pastor_ezekiel_1@yahoo.com.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • cardito
                              seeker of truth
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 7

                              #15
                              Re: A sad hello

                              Dear Pastor,

                              Learning about the True Christian TM is quite interesting. However, I do not get the exact definition of the "True Christian." I was hoping you could shed more light on core beliefs and values. I have read the beliefs at the Landover Baptist Church web site, along with several other things. There are several topical discussions that I agree with, and understand the perspective that is held. However, I do not understand the cynical nature in which it is presented. Does this organization not find the Landover Baptist Church is a misrepresentation of what mainstream America considers Christianity. Are you not concerned about, and is it your plan to misrepresent true followers of Christ, as I also understand this whole thing is supposed to be a parody, yet it is much more severe than that. People are hungry for truth and have questions pertaining to their lives about which they are very serious. The advice, answers ect. that is given on these forums seems to either anger those that are sincerely searching, or confirm the preconceived notions of the Christian stereotype. What is your purpose? What is your mission?

                              cardito

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