Mrs Johnsons Daughter

[LeVitra Johnson]

Hello, you may not know me but I'm sure you know my mama, Miss Valvoline Jackson-Johnson. Both of us attend Landover Church. I came here because I understand mama has been having a problem with a witch named Miss April.
I just wanted to introduce myself and let this woman know that as good Christian ladies, we don't want any problems with a shameless hussy. Thank you.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Mrs Johnsons Daughter

Your mama is a fine lady, welcome miss Johnson.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Mrs Johnsons Daughter

LeVitra, Are you working? I don't recall anyone mentioning you as part of their staff.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Mrs Johnsons Daughter

Hello LeVitra, your wonderful mother has told us all about you while she was doing the ironing.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Mrs Johnsons Daughter

Welcome, LeVitra! Will you be joining the Ex-Negro Program as well?

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Mrs Johnsons Daughter

Welcome, LeVitra! Will you be joining the Ex-Negro Program as well?

She would have to enroll in the fitness program prerequisite first.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Mrs Johnsons Daughter

She would have to enroll in the fitness program prerequisite first.

Mr Lebeau, do ex-negroes lose their appreciation for an ample booty? I'm married to an ex-native American with an ample booty that I've appreciated all the way to 8 children. More ample after each kid. And living in frigid Canuckistan there's nothing better than snuggling up to a giant booty on a cold February night. She keeps the bed toasty warm. What's not to love?

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Mrs Johnsons Daughter

Mr Lebeau, do ex-negroes lose their appreciation for an ample booty? I'm married to an ex-native American with an ample booty that I've appreciated all the way to 8 children. More ample after each kid. And living in frigid Canuckistan there's nothing better than snuggling up to a giant booty on a cold February night. She keeps the bed toasty warm. What's not to love?

*DO NOT LOOK ANY FURTHER UNLESS YOUR SALVATION IS ASSURED*

Depends on what you mean:

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OR

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[Roadwarriorforchrist]

Re: Mrs Johnsons Daughter

Good God Remy, I don't think anything has scarred me so bad since them scientology whack-jobs made me listen to the entire "mission earth" series. Welcome to god's favorite forums sister! I have seen some great works come out of the ex-negro program, hopefully you can be their next great success!

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Mrs Johnsons Daughter

Well, LeVitra be busy wif her job selling Coach bags up at da mall but she say "Thank you" fo yo warm welcomes. Those few yrs at Madonna Heights School fo Girls did her a world of good and she be behavin herself.