Hello. My name is Drew and I'm a lowly maggot.

[PsychopathicRyda]

My name is Drew, and I am 16 (you know, your typical teenager). I am a Juggalo by nature (read my Display Name), but, unlike the rest of them, I do not believe in the Satanic crap. My beliefs are very different than most, although they seem to make people interested in what I have to say.

I believe in the Truth of things. I do not just take what people say and believe it. That would be sheepish. I do not follow the herd. I believe what I know, and I don't believe what I don't know.

For example, I believe that there is a Higher Spirit, be it God, Jehovah, or whomever, there is one. This is because I have experienced such a thing.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello.

Welcome to God's favorite forum, son, where we too stick to THE TRUTH. And that Truth can be found ONLY in the pages of the Holy KJV 1611 Bible.

I'm not sure what a jiggalo is supposed to be. Are you are part time clown at children's parties, is that it? You aren't a filthy joo I hope.

So, which book in the Bible is your favorite? I love them all of course, but the Book of Ezekiel has always held a special place in my heart. That's the book my father named me after.

[SUV]

Re: Hello.

So you're a Juggler! "A Fool for Christ" it would appear. Thank You for loving JESUS!

We also Believe in The Truth™ here, although, as you are yet un$avED, it is an an even better Truth™

Do wait here for one of our Godly Men to stop by and open a discourse with you on some of the many Laws, Restrictions, etc. in the King James Version 1611, of God's Holy Bible. I'm Certain™ you'll learn a lot!

My name is Drew, and I am 16 (you know, your typical teenager). I am a Juggalo by nature (read my Display Name), but, unlike the rest of them, I do not believe in the Satanic crap. My beliefs are very different than most, although they seem to make people interested in what I have to say.

I believe in the Truth of things. I do not just take what people say and believe it. That would be sheepish. I do not follow the herd. I believe what I know, and I don't believe what I don't know.

For example, I believe that there is a Higher Spirit, be it God, Jehovah, or whomever, there is one. This is because I have experienced such a thing.

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Hello.

Welcome to God's favorite forum, son, where we too stick to THE TRUTH. And that Truth can be found ONLY in the pages of the Holy KJV 1611 Bible.

I'm not sure what a jiggalo is supposed to be. Are you are part time clown at children's parties, is that it? You aren't a filthy joo I hope.

So, which book in the Bible is your favorite? I love them all of course, but the Book of Ezekiel has always held a special place in my heart. That's the book my father named me after.

Don't be fooled by this one Brother, I've heard of these "juggalo" clown worshippers before. They put clowns before Christ, and don't have a clue about the clarity of True Christian cleanliness. If you really are trying to change your ways clown worshipper you'll stop wearing homer makeup and drop down to your knees and pray in an effort to please Jesus. I'm all for saving a soul here or there, but if you're so stuck in your cult that you can't see the True light of the Bible(KJV) then you've already lost yourself to the fires of hell.

[PsychopathicRyda]

Re: Hello.

Welcome to God's favorite forum, son, where we too stick to THE TRUTH. And that Truth can be found ONLY in the pages of the Holy KJV 1611 Bible.

I'm not sure what a jiggalo is supposed to be. Are you are part time clown at children's parties, is that it? You aren't a filthy joo I hope.

So, which book in the Bible is your favorite? I love them all of course, but the Book of Ezekiel has always held a special place in my heart. That's the book my father named me after.

No, I am not a filthy joo (thank God). As for what a Juggalo is supposed to be, I won't go into the details. I'm sure you probably don't want me to write a two page post about that. So I'll pass on that for now.

As for which book is my favorite, that's something I've never really thought about. I do like them all, but I'm not really sure. I'll get back to you on that.

[SUV]

Re: Hello.

Dear GOD - not a nice juggler, but a......clown!







Well, this changes everything!

[PsychopathicRyda]

Re: Hello.

Let me restate myself. I guess you couldn't really call me a "Juggalo" by today's standards, seeing as how I've never gone to one of their concerts (and I don't really plan on it, if you'd like to know), and also seeing as how I'm not into that facepaint crap. Ha, I don't even wear the shirts. I guess you could say that I'm just a stereotypical teenager who happens to like different music.

[SUV]

Re: Hello.

Please do then tell us unequivocally that you are not an unHoly clown!

Unless, of course, you're a 'Klown for Khrist' as anything goes when done in His Name

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello.

Let me restate myself. I guess you couldn't really call me a "Juggalo" by today's standards, seeing as how I've never gone to one of their concerts (and I don't really plan on it, if you'd like to know), and also seeing as how I'm not into that facepaint crap. Ha, I don't even wear the shirts. I guess you could say that I'm just a stereotypical teenager who happens to like different music.

By "different music", do you mean the kind that 700,000 teenagers buy, or the kind that 400,000 teenagers buy?

So, you will find as you get older and a bit more mature, that nonsense like rock music, illicit drugs, wanton sex orgies, and dancing like a jigaboo on crack is nothing but satan worship. Jesus wants you to follow the Bible.

For example, do you hate your parents? Do you hate your own life? If you want to follow Jesus, you'll need to.

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

[PsychopathicRyda]

Re: Hello.

Please do then tell us unequivocally that you are not an unHoly clown!

Unless, of course, you're a 'Klown for Khrist' as anything goes when done in His Name

Yes, you could call me a 'Klown for Khrist', if that's the way you want to put it. I am sorry to say I won't be on here for much longer today. I have a meeting with an independent software developer in about an hour.

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Hello.

Yes, you could call me a 'Klown for Khrist', if that's the way you want to put it. I am sorry to say I won't be on here for much longer today. I have a meeting with an independent software developer in about an hour.

Well, if it's for Christ I'm in support of it. Before you come back you should definitely spend a little more time taking these quizzes (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/quizlist.html) and reading the KJV of the Bible. If you're truly on the path to righteousness and you want to know Christ, you should also deeply consider tithing to the Landover Baptist Church, the paypal button is at the bottom of the page. Don't be stingy either, God doesn't like joo-like qualities.

[PsychopathicRyda]

Re: Hello.

Well, if it's for Christ I'm in support of it. Before you come back you should definitely spend a little more time taking these quizzes (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/quizlist.html) and reading the KJV of the Bible. If you're truly on the path to righteousness and you want to know Christ, you should also deeply consider tithing to the Landover Baptist Church, the paypal button is at the bottom of the page. Don't be stingy either, God doesn't like joo-like qualities.

If I had money at the moment (and a paypal account), I would. But seeing as how I have neither, that kind of puts a damper on my monetary abilities, yes? Oh, and just a little FYI, I happen to have a KJV Bible in my room as we speak.

And, if you'd really like to know why I'm meeting with a developer, check out my company website, http://adaminstaller.com.

[Brother Samuel]

Re: Hello.

Well, if it's for Christ I'm in support of it. Before you come back you should definitely spend a little more time taking these quizzes (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/quizlist.html) and reading the KJV of the Bible. If you're truly on the path to righteousness and you want to know Christ, you should also deeply consider tithing to the Landover Baptist Church, the paypal button is at the bottom of the page. Don't be stingy either, God doesn't like joo-like qualities.

I totally agree. I searched Google for "biblical tithing" and the first link I came to was this. The creator of this website is surely a filthy joo.

[PsychopathicRyda]

Re: Hello.

I totally agree. I searched Google for "biblical tithing" and the first link I came to was this. The creator of this website is surely a filthy joo.

I must say, I agree with that. Hmm, it looks like a truckload of (expletive).

[Talitha]

Re: Hello.

If I had money at the moment (and a paypal account), I would. But seeing as how I have neither, that kind of puts a damper on my monetary abilities, yes? Oh, and just a little FYI, I happen to have a KJV Bible in my room as we speak.

And, if you'd really like to know why I'm meeting with a developer, check out my company website, http://adaminstaller.com.

I see you have Links with the dreaded European Homers called Swedes. http://andreasviklund.com/

Is Flystraight Simulations something to do with Banning Homers from going on Aeroplanes?