[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The Neon Bible

I found this song and I wanted to hear your opinions about it.

It'd be cooler if you could read, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK THIS SONG SAYS ABOUT MODERN PEOPLE AND THEIR VIEW OF GOD AND RELIGION. Was that slow enough and in small enough words?

That's not what you originally asked. But I see you can't help but insult the people whose forum you've joined, uninvited.

It says nothing about "modern people", it presents the views of "Arcade Fire", a whiny emo band that writes songs like this:

My body is a cage
That keeps me from dancing with the one I love
But my mind holds the key
My body is a cage
That keeps me from dancing with the one I love
But my mind holds the key

I'm standing on the stage
Of fear and self-doubt
It's a hollow play
But they'll clap anyway

Again I say,

[Lola Handcock]

Re: The Neon Bible

Any time you feel we can help do not hesitate to call,our check book is your check book.If money can help spread the word of God ,is there ever enough?


Praise Jesus

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Neon Bible

Dear Pastor Ezekiel,I have just finished watching the video you posted.That was a truly inspiring moment.It has moved me to the point of tears. I tremble at the thought of what Jesus has done for mankind,well at least True Christians !
Emil watched it with me and he is just as moved as my self.I feel the need to give $5000.00 dollars to the LBC to combat the heathens from Canada !The POWER of Jesus is in my Heart today!

Praise Jesus

Lola you come by the guard shack over here by the main gate sos I can sign my name on that check too. Hurry up now. Aint she a good girl?

I am so very blessed by Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.

Praise Jesus! You two are a real Blessing, and God will repay you threefold for every dollar you give to Him. That is a 100% guarantee!!

And I've got plenty more videos where that came from, folks.

[Emil Sledge]

Re: The Neon Bible

Lola you come by the guard shack over here by the main gate sos I can sign my name on that check too. Hurry up now. Aint she a good girl?

I am so very blessed by Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.

[Lola Handcock]

Re: The Neon Bible

Dear Pastor Ezekiel,I have just finished watching the video you posted.That was a truly inspiring moment.It has moved me to the point of tears. I tremble at the thought of what Jesus has done for mankind,well at least True Christians !
Emil watched it with me and he is just as moved as my self.I feel the need to give $5000.00 dollars to the LBC to combat the heathens from Canada !The POWER of Jesus is in my Heart today!

Praise Jesus

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Neon Bible

And why bother if you don't care? You don't have something more holy to be doing?

Yes we do. So why are you here wasting our time?

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

[Wide-Open]

Re: The Neon Bible

And why bother if you don't care? You don't have something more holy to be doing?

And why do YOU want to know what Brother Levi does with his time? What's your hidden agenda here friend?

[Calvin B]

Re: The Neon Bible

Well darnit, I may be some Christian rube, but I couldn't possibly know how to use google, or Heaven forbid, grab a 30 second sampling of their emo warbling and screeching on youtube!

And why bother if you don't care? You don't have something more holy to be doing?

[Levi Jones]

Re: The Neon Bible

I find it strange that you know it's a Canadian band, I never posted their name or origin.

Well darnit, I may be some Christian rube, but I couldn't possibly know how to use google, or Heaven forbid, grab a 30 second sampling of their emo warbling and screeching on youtube!

[Calvin B]

Re: The Neon Bible

It sounds like you're some emo whiny girl. You take some canuck satanist band seriously enough to think it warrants a response?

Sorry tl:dr dl

I find it strange that you know it's a Canadian band, I never posted their name or origin.

[Levi Jones]

Re: The Neon Bible

Yeah, trolls look for reactions. I'm looking for someone to actually figure out what to say and answer the question. All you do is side step it and stumble around calling me names and quote the bible at me. It's like watching a blindfolded priest surrounded be little boys, you don't know what to do first.

It sounds like you're some emo whiny girl. You take some canuck satanist band seriously enough to think it warrants a response?

Sorry tl:dr dl

[Calvin B]

Re: The Neon Bible

Allow me to repost your words, boy.



Does that seem like something any Christian forum would allow? God Bless our saintly and patient Pastor Zeke. Any other Christian forum would have given you the old heave ho for even posting that.



Now, you're attempting to backpedal on your initial statement by saying that you don't necessarily agree with it, you were just looking for our reaction...

You know what they call someone who posts statements they may or may not agree with the intent of getting a reaction?!

I think there's a term for it... It's escaping me at the moment. A goblin or something?

Oh yeah, you're a troll.

Yeah, trolls look for reactions. I'm looking for someone to actually figure out what to say and answer the question. All you do is side step it and stumble around calling me names and quote the bible at me. It's like watching a blindfolded priest surrounded be little boys, you don't know what to do first.

[Nobar King]

Re: The Neon Bible

I guess if you want to be seen during the apocalypse, it should be easy. Just use the suggestions here in the forum to line us your appropriate punishment!!

[Levi Jones]

Re: The Neon Bible

Allow me to repost your words, boy.

The Neon Bible is the bible. It is saying how the bible is like a neon sign, claiming that it is the only light. How trying to live by it is impossible, and how it is the poison of our age.

Does that seem like something any Christian forum would allow? God Bless our saintly and patient Pastor Zeke. Any other Christian forum would have given you the old heave ho for even posting that.

It'd be cooler if you could read, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK THIS SONG SAYS ABOUT MODERN PEOPLE AND THEIR VIEW OF GOD AND RELIGION. Was that slow enough and in small enough words?

Now, you're attempting to backpedal on your initial statement by saying that you don't necessarily agree with it, you were just looking for our reaction...

You know what they call someone who posts statements they may or may not agree with the intent of getting a reaction?!

I think there's a term for it... It's escaping me at the moment. A goblin or something?

Oh yeah, you're a troll.

[Calvin B]

Re: The Neon Bible

But there are more lights than neon lights, so how's that the "only" light? I'm confused.

Because the people who put up the neon signs only want you to see them, they want to draw you in and keep you. Casinos, strip clubs, bars they all do it.