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  • Calvin B
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    • Jul 2009
    • 44

    #1

    The Neon Bible

    Vial of hope and a vial of pain,
    In the light they both looked the same.
    Poured them out on into the world,
    On every boy and every girl.
    It’s in the Neon Bible, the Neon Bible
    Not much chance for survival,
    If the Neon Bible is right.
    Take the poison of your age,
    Don’t lick your fingers when you turn the page,
    What I know is what you know is right,
    In the city it’s the only light.
    It’s the Neon Bible, the Neon Bible,
    Not much chance for survival
    If the Neon Bible is right.
    Oh God! Well look at you now!
    Oh! You lost it, but you don’t know how!
    In the light of a golden calf,
    Oh God! I had to laugh!
    Take the poison of your age,
    Don’t lick your fingers when you turn the page,
    It was wrong but you said it was right,
    In the future I will read at night.
    In the Neon Bible, the Neon Bible
    Not much chance for survival,
    If the Neon Bible is true.

    I found this song and I wanted to hear your opinions about it.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: The Neon Bible

    It sounds like a fag wrote it.

    Why don't you try listening to normal music?

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Mr Holyfire
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2009
      • 99

      #3
      Re: The Neon Bible

      That sounds gay!

      What is the "Neon Bible" anyway?

      You should only read the 1611 KJV Bible! It is the only bible that hasn't been tampered with!
      Leonard Paul Holyfire
      Demonologist

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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #4
        Re: The Neon Bible

        Originally posted by Calvin B View Post

        I found this song and I wanted to hear your opinions about it.
        I'm guessing it was either written by a Canadian fag, or an American fag living in Canada.

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        • Calvin B
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          • Jul 2009
          • 44

          #5
          Re: The Neon Bible

          The Neon Bible is the bible. It is saying how the bible is like a neon sign, claiming that it is the only light. How trying to live by it is impossible, and how it is the poison of our age.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: The Neon Bible

            Originally posted by Calvin B View Post
            The Neon Bible is the bible. It is saying how the bible is like a neon sign, claiming that it is the only light. How trying to live by it is impossible, and how it is the poison of our age.
            God mockery, as I suspected.

            What makes you think the Holy Word of God is "impossible" to live by? Why would God demand the impossible of us?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22895

              #7
              Re: The Neon Bible

              But there are more lights than neon lights, so how's that the "only" light? I'm confused.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Calvin B
                Unsaved trash
                • Jul 2009
                • 44

                #8
                Re: The Neon Bible

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                God mockery, as I suspected.

                What makes you think the Holy Word of God is "impossible" to live by? Why would God demand the impossible of us?
                I never said that, I said that the song said that. I can listen to a song and not believe what I hear can't I? Or when I listen to Bark at the Moon do I believe in monsters?

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: The Neon Bible

                  Originally posted by Calvin B View Post
                  I never said that, I said that the song said that. I can listen to a song and not believe what I hear can't I? Or when I listen to Bark at the Moon do I believe in monsters?
                  Son, why are you here? To tell us what you don't believe? To post God mocking song lyrics that offend decent people?

                  This is a Christian forum.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Calvin B
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 44

                    #10
                    Re: The Neon Bible

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Son, why are you here? To tell us what you don't believe? To post God mocking song lyrics that offend decent people?

                    This is a Christian forum.
                    I noticed it was a christian forum, and I posted the song here to hear your thoughts on the lyrics and what they said about modern day peoples views of religion. But as I see apparently you can't see past yourself to even answer questions.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: The Neon Bible

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      It sounds like a fag wrote it.

                      Why don't you try listening to normal music?

                      Originally posted by Calvin B View Post
                      I noticed it was a christian forum, and I posted the song here to hear your thoughts on the lyrics and what they said about modern day peoples views of religion. But as I see apparently you can't see past yourself to even answer questions.
                      I answered your question. Better keep a civil tongue in your head boy.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930

                        #12
                        Re: The Neon Bible

                        Originally posted by Calvin B View Post
                        I never said that, I said that the song said that. I can listen to a song and not believe what I hear can't I? Or when I listen to Bark at the Moon do I believe in monsters?
                        Son please, you wouldn't be posting that on this Christian forum if you weren't trying to make a statement.

                        What's your beef with the Word of God?

                        Waaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhh! It's too hard!
                        \



                        Is that it? No one said it was easy.

                        Matthew 20:16

                        So the last shall be first, and the first last: for many be called, but few chosen.

                        Matthew 7:13-14

                        Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                        • Calvin B
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                          • Jul 2009
                          • 44

                          #13
                          Re: The Neon Bible

                          "It sounds like a fag wrote it."

                          Great answer, why didn't I see how that answers my question before? Your write how could I ever question god when you can back him up with arguments like that? I bow before you and god.

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                          • Calvin B
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 44

                            #14
                            Re: The Neon Bible

                            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                            Son please, you wouldn't be posting that on this Christian forum if you weren't trying to make a statement.

                            What's your beef with the Word of God?

                            Waaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhh! It's too hard!
                            \



                            Is that it? No one said it was easy.

                            Matthew 20:16

                            So the last shall be first, and the first last: for many be called, but few chosen.

                            Matthew 7:13-14

                            Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
                            It'd be cooler if you could read, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK THIS SONG SAYS ABOUT MODERN PEOPLE AND THEIR VIEW OF GOD AND RELIGION. Was that slow enough and in small enough words?

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #15
                              Re: The Neon Bible

                              Originally posted by Calvin B View Post
                              It'd be cooler if you could read, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK THIS SONG SAYS ABOUT MODERN PEOPLE AND THEIR VIEW OF GOD AND RELIGION. Was that slow enough and in small enough words?
                              Boy, we don't any smart alecks to waltz in here and tell us that most people are going to hell. God is a killer. Jesus will return as a warrior. Look at the Book of Revelations and you'll find out that Jesus is going to come back as a killer. And don't you forget that. God will kill a third of the population, a third of the earth. We don't need you to tell us that.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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