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  • SayvedByTheLord
    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
    True Christian™
    • May 2007
    • 3151
    #1

    Newly Arrived Sinner

    I am an unsaved sinner who has come to seek redemption and to witness the glory of the Lord. I am in meek admiration of the vast scriptural knowledge apparent here and look forward to my future salvation and enlightenment.

    I am a happily married male (really !) in Iowa where it is more about rootworms and corn borers than Jesus.


    Leviticus 26:27-29

    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78553
      #2
      Re: Newly Arrived Sinner

      Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
      I am an unsaved sinner who has come to seek redemption and to witness the glory of the Lord. I am in meek admiration of the vast scriptural knowledge apparent here and look forward to my future salvation and enlightenment.

      I am a happily married male (really !) in Iowa where it is more about rootworms and corn borers than Jesus.
      Welcome friend. We are happy that Jesus has called you here. Please take a look around and read these threads carefully. Ask if you have questions.

      What church do you attend? Please share your favorite scriptures and tell us something about yourself.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • OnYourKnees
          On Extended Furlough
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2006
          • 4729
          #3
          Re: Newly Arrived Sinner

          Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
          I am a happily married male (really !) in Iowa where it is more about rootworms and corn borers than Jesus.
          Well, SBTL, welcome!

          Don't you worry, there's a lot more Jesus going on here than cornholes and root bozers. Of course, here in Freehold we don't have actual farms. Those are outside the gates.

          What's your past experience, religiously speaking?

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027
              #4
              Re: Newly Arrived Sinner

              Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
              Iowa....it is more about rootworms and corn borers than Jesus.
              We're in Iowa too! I think.

              Have you many Snails around your area?



              "God Bless His Eye Stalks"

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                • tommy
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 392
                  #5
                  Re: Newly Arrived Sinner

                  Originally posted by SUV View Post
                  We're in Iowa too! I think.

                  Have you many Snails around your area?



                  "God Bless His Eye Stalks"
                  I thought we've gotten through this.

                  Sister, God is not a snail! or is he...
                  Last edited by tommy; 05-02-2007, 12:50 AM.
                  The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                  Exodus 15:3

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                    • SUV
                      True Christian™ Princess
                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                      Have at it, anytime!
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11027
                      #6
                      Re: Newly Arrived Sinner

                      Originally posted by tommy View Post
                      I thought we've gotten through this.

                      Sister, God is not a snail! or is he...
                      I know; I know

                      Is it because He didn't want to be a Snail, or just never felt The Call to be a Snail, I wonder?

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                        • Star Finder
                          Rock Worshipper
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 1092
                          #7
                          Re: Newly Arrived Sinner

                          Saved,

                          I am a happily married male (really !) in Iowa where it is more about rootworms and cornholing than Jesus
                          You don't sound very saved. How often do you do this cornholing? Every Saturday night?
                          I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                            • Brother Samuel
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 72
                              #8
                              Re: Newly Arrived Sinner

                              Welcome Brother! It's good to have you here. God has called you here for a reason. If you have any questions, especially concernnig scripture, just feel free to ask.

                              In Christ,

                              Brother Samuel

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                                • Enobarbus
                                  Professor of English Landover University
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 3496
                                  #9
                                  Re: Newly Arrived Sinner

                                  Originally posted by tommy View Post
                                  I thought we've gotten through this.

                                  Sister, God is not a snail! or is he...
                                  You were right on target there, Tommy. Right up to the last little bit. We don't want to have to rebuke both you and Sister Sue, do we?

                                  Let's focus on welcoming the newcomer...
                                  Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                                    • tommy
                                      Forum Member
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Oct 2006
                                      • 392
                                      #10
                                      Re: Newly Arrived Sinner

                                      Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                                      You were right on target there, Tommy. Right up to the last little bit. We don't want to have to rebuke both you and Sister Sue, do we?

                                      Let's focus on welcoming the newcomer...
                                      I didn't want to make sister SUV feel sad...

                                      But let's focus on welcoming the newcomer!
                                      Last edited by tommy; 05-02-2007, 11:00 PM.
                                      The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                                      Exodus 15:3

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                                        • SalvationSeeker
                                          True Christian™ Theologian
                                          Forum Member
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 3892
                                          #11
                                          Re: Newly Arrived Sinner

                                          Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                                          I am an unsaved sinner who has come to seek redemption and to witness the glory of the Lord. I am in meek admiration of the vast scriptural knowledge apparent here and look forward to my future salvation and enlightenment.

                                          I am a happily married male (really !) in Iowa where it is more about rootworms and corn borers than Jesus.
                                          How can you be "Sayved" (ie Saved) by the Lord when you're an unsaved sinner?

                                          Oh well..
                                          In any case, welcome to the forums of the Landover Baptist Church: God's own forum on earth.
                                          Feel free to ask any scriptural questions you may have, as we are here to help you open up to the love of Jesus.
                                          GLORY!
                                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                            • SayvedByTheLord
                                              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                                              True Christian™
                                              • May 2007
                                              • 3151
                                              #12
                                              Re: Newly Arrived Sinner

                                              I truly feel the fellowship and love for The Lord here.

                                              To Sister Sue, yes we have Snails here and each of them has a little Golden Halo around each Eye Stalk. It makes for a pleasant warm glow in the lawn after dark.

                                              I continually strive to be Saved.....


                                              Leviticus 26:27-29

                                              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                                              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                                              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                                                • Brother Temperance
                                                  Senior Usher
                                                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                                  A very nice young man
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 15621
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Newly Arrived Sinner

                                                  Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                                                  How can you be "Sayved" (ie Saved) by the Lord when you're an unsaved sinner?
                                                  Maybe he deliberately misspelt Saved, so no-one could accuse him of falsely claiming to be Saved?
                                                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                                    • SayvedByTheLord
                                                      Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • May 2007
                                                      • 3151
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Newly Arrived Sinner

                                                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                                      Maybe he deliberately misspelt Saved, so no-one could accuse him of falsely claiming to be Saved?
                                                      Brother Temperance you are truly astute. It is indeed misspelled because I have yet to reach Salvation. I am hopeful.


                                                      Leviticus 26:27-29

                                                      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                                                      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                                                      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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